All My Disciples Suck!

“I’ve been fighting for three days, and you didn’t look for me! Beef Noodles, you seem to have forgotten who is your sect master!” He Yiming said calmly.

“Evil disciple! Kneel!” With a low shout, He Yiming made them kneel down on the ground.

He Yiming took a step forward and raised his hand to reach his large ears.

“Dammit! The enemy actually dared to attack Lord Mushroom!”

“Everyone, don’t be afraid. So what if you’re at the Sea of Reincarnation Realm? Kill!”

“Charge!”

The surrounding Vegetables and Mushroom People gritted their teeth and used their basic weapons to charge forward.

Just as He Yiming was about to attack, Huang Xiaolong, who had been lying on his back, suddenly woke up.

Huang Xiaolong opened her crimson lips and let out a strange low roar.

He Yiming and the other players only felt their bodies tremble and did not react.

Thump, thump, thump!

However, hundreds and thousands of vegetable and fruit people all knelt on the ground, their bodies paralyzed and unable to move.

“Dragon might?” He Yiming was a little surprised.

This was a unique ability of the Dragon race. Using the powerful bloodline power of the Dragon race, the pressure it emanated was enough to intimidate low-level beings to the point that they were unable to move at all. There was no way they could retaliate.

The key to this ability was bloodline, and he could not be affected by this strength.

In other words, even the weaker True Dragon Clan could rely on their dragon might to forcefully suppress the weaker creatures.

The most effective way to resist the Dragon might was also very simple.

It was to have the same level of Physique or Bloodline.

Since He Yiming and the players both had the Azure Emperor Immortal Body, they were naturally immune to Dragon Might.

In addition, the pressure of a human cultivator could only be suppressed when the difference in cultivation base was huge. For example, a Heavenly Pill could suppress a Foundation Establishment cultivator with a single thought.

However, if it was at the Sea Wheel Realm, the effect would be extremely weak!

“It’s… it’s you! Humans!!!” Huang Xiaolong’s eyes narrowed as she sniffed carefully. Then, she gritted her teeth and locked onto Beef Noodles in anger.

Huang Xiaolong recalled.

Amongst the humans who had stolen their treasures that day, there was this damned Beef Noodles in front of her.

Huang Xiaolong instantly turned into a gust of wind and rushed towards Beef Noodles.

“Don’t kill him!!!” He Yiming hurriedly shouted.

“!” Huang Xiaolong’s body trembled as she punched.

Pu!

Beef Noodles took the punch and spat a mouthful of blood.

???

Beef Noodles was stunned.

Hold the grass!

Who is this woman? Why did she hit me!

“Stop!” He Yiming hurriedly hugged Huang Xiaolong from behind. Although his limbs were touching that… He Yiming didn’t think too much about it.

“Don’t… kill him? Hit him! Damn it! Humans! Hateful!” Huang Xiaolong gritted her teeth and wished she could rush over to clean up Beef Noodles.

Although Huang Xiaolong could speak the language of humans, He Yiming realized that Huang Xiaolong could only speak two words at most.

“Brother Ming, your girl dares to hit me!!!” Beef Noodles was furious. He jumped up and questioned loudly.

When He Yiming heard these words, he immediately erupted with hatred.

“Stop fighting! He is still a child!” He Yiming hugged Huang Xiaolong tightly with both hands and then kicked the beef s oodle skillfully and naturally.

This kick had almost flattened the beef noodle’s nose. One could imagine how heavy it was.

Beef Noodles: ???

WTF?

“No, no!” Huang Xiaolong struggled desperately, but He Yiming forced her to the side. Then, He Yiming raised his foot and kicked Beef Noodles.

Beef Noodles: ???

“Hit him, I want it! Fight! Hit him!” Huang Xiaolong’s words were intermittent and he was still struggling.

He Yiming held Huang Xiaolong’s waist with one hand and blocked Huang Xiaolong’s legs with the other. He didn’t let Huang Xiaolong get close to Beef Noodles then raised his hand and punched Beef Noodles.

“He’s just a child! Who could be right!” He Yiming spoke and kicked Beef Noodles on his stomach skillfully.

“Stop hitting him! Stop hitting him!” With that, He Yiming kicked Beef Noodles to the ground.

“Calm down, you must calm down!” He Yiming complained bitterly. Then, he kicked Beef Noodles in the air.

“If you still hit my disciple, I’ll have to fight you!” He Yiming pushed Huang Xiaolong away, turned around and kicked him.

“Alright, alright, don’t be angry. Ah, be good!” He Yiming took out a folding stool from his storage pouch and smashed it on Beef Noodles until the folding stool broke.

Hu…. Whew…

Huang Xiaolong seemed to be a little unhappy, but she seemed to be tired again. She stretched out her small hand and with a leap, she climbed onto He Yiming’s back.

She rubbed her chin against He Yiming’s neck and fell asleep.

“Hey… Beef Noodles, you should thank me. Otherwise, you would have died long ago!” He Yiming calmly adjusted his sleeves and kicked the broken folding stool to the side. He then spoke proudly.

Beef Noodles whose face had swollen to the size of a pig’s head: ???

Illusion: ???

“Brother Ming… You… You… You…”

Beef Noodles vomited.

Other than Huang Xiaolong’s first punch, Brother Ming was beating him up.

But what Brother Ming was saying was like a fight.

How could a person be so shameless?

“Hold the grass… Did I see an illusion just now?”

“Isn’t Brother Ming an NPC? Why is he beating Brother Noodles?”

“How the hell would I know?”

The players were all dumbfounded. Why was this plot different from what they thought?

At that moment, the vegetables and fruits people were also dumbfounded. When they thought of helping Lord Mushroom Noodles, they couldn’t move.

“Ah, now I’m comfortable!” He Yiming, on the other hand, swept away his displeasure.

The depression of being chased by the Female Fire Dragon for three days and three nights was swept away.

“Let me introduce this…. This person on my back is the Heavenly Pill Demon…. Female Fire Dragon, Huang Xiaolong! From today onwards, she would be my Sect’s Imperial Guard!” He Yiming calmly introduced himself to all the players.

???

???

?!?!?!

The players went into an uproar.

“That fire dragon actually turned into a dragon lady?”

“Who said this game isn’t the best in the world? I’ll beat their shit out!”

“Transformation… This is a transformation! Damn, why isn’t Huang Xiaolong mine? Why is she Brother Ming’s?”

“Hold the grass, this game is poisonous! Brother Ming, there’s dust on the Imperial Guard’s feet. Disciple applies for the clean-up job.”

“Where can I get a second dragon lady like her?”

“Isn’t the game planning to trick us into spending money? Good, good, good. I’ll pay for it. I’ll pay for it tomorrow!”

The players all stared at He Yiming’s Huang Xiaolong.

Hold the grass!

Not to mention the beautiful face, that figure was cheating. It was not a proper size at all!

G?

Hold the grass! It was more than that!

“Brother Ming, I was wrong… Actually, I have always been loyal to Brother Ming… What a pity!”

“Everyone, this Brother Ming is our Sect Master, our Master, and our compatriot! Everyone, applaud for Brother Ming!!!” Beef Noodles hugged He Yiming’s thigh and said sincerely.

“Ah, so it’s our own people!”

“It’s actually Lord Mushroom Noodles’ master?”

“Lord Mushroom is so powerful that he can actually join a human sect! No wonder he was so heaven-defying!”

The vegetable and fruit people were indeed simple-minded, and they immediately believed Beef Noodles.

“Brother Ming, what did you do these past few days?

“Brother Ming, how did you turn the Female Fire Dragon into a Dragon Queen?

“Brother Ming, teach me, I also want to learn Dragon Transformation!”

Beef Noodles circled around He Yiming’s legs like a rotating pendant. He was extremely skilled and shameless. Even He Yiming was stunned.

“Hmph, am I that kind of person?” He Yiming’s breath shook, sending Beef Noodles flying several meters away.

“Pah, beast!” Beef Noodles looked down on He Yiming.

“Pah, beast!”

“Pah, beast!”

“Pah, beast!”

All the players spoke in unison, all of them looking down on him.

Tsk, eating alone!

This NPC Brother Ming was soloing his own food!

“This Sect Master has been cultivating for the past few days. Hmph, not a single dirty thing has happened!” He Yiming calmly explained.

“Hold the grass, he didn’t do anything? He is worse than a beast!” Beef Noodles was stunned and immediately vomited.

Waste!

It was simply a waste!

Hold grass, a few days, nothing?

“Pah, worse than a beast!”

“Pah, worse than a beast!”

“Pah, worse than a beast!”

All the players spoke in unison. Everyone was furious!

What a great opportunity!

But he didn’t do anything?

Damn it!

“Brother Ming, since you can’t do it, it’s my turn! I can do it! I can do anything!” Beef Noodles patted his chest and proudly said.

“Haha, looks like your skin is itching again!” He Yiming was furious.

“Sinful disciples, kneel down!” He Yiming shouted and activated the power of the contract.

Crash!

All the players knelt on the ground, including Beef Noodles.

“Defaming your Master, disrespecting your elders! Defying the Sect Master, each of you will be deducted 30,000 Contribution Points! For those who are not strong enough, they should receive negative numbers first!” He Yiming calmly said, his gaze locked onto Beef Noodles.

“Beef Noodles, you will get deducted 100,000 points!”

Beef Noodles:???