Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Chapter 329: 329

Ripped muscles and tender curvaceous bodies were moving in unison. The crowd was going wild from their performance and in the midst of that, Eddy made a mistake. His hand slipped due to being distracted and he accidentally made a small cut on Ilya’s head. He immediately apologized but Ilya took it upon himself to finish the remaining patches of hair.

“Give me that!” Ilya exclaimed.

“Wait! It’s about done! I’m sorry!” Eddy tried to evade Ilya’s hands.

“I don’t want to be f.u.c.k.i.n.g scalped so I’ll pass for now. It’s almost done so just let me!” Ilya replied as he snatched the razor.

The central part of the place was reorganized once more for the next game while the intermission was still in progress.

This time, we watched the chain-linked fences and the poles cover a large area compared to the ten octagons earlier. The shape they were making it seemed almost like a perfect circle the way it was organized neatly.

A few moments had passed then Edd and Ben came back to the truck. Edd was holding two pieces of paper that has the complete list of all our winnings from the second game. Ilya’s returns compared to mine were higher since he was fighting people right from the get go. I reached the end of the list and I gave Edd a questioning look but he just nodded a few times.

“That’s real.” Edd confirmed.

“What is real?” Kaley asked.

“Well, we just got ourselves a pickup for ourselves. It’s a Tacoma from Toyota.” I chuckled.

“What?! How?! Seriously bro?” Jared was shocked.

“Hah! You’re shocked by that? A lot of people here go all-in when the game starts. It’s normal to get something like that if you bet something high-enough. I see that your bets earlier were mostly firearms, ammunition, and medical equipment. Those things are f.u.c.k.i.n.g gold here.” Ben interjected, chuckling.

“Well, they did say the games are lucrative.” I replied.

“What else did we get?” Ilya asked.

“We’ll also be taking home 50 gallons of fuel, 2 cases of coconut wine, 100 rounds of assorted ammo but mostly 9mm, 2 boxes of cigarettes, 13 different kinds of machetes, five fixed blade knives, 2 butterfly knives, three solar panels, four packs of AA and AAA batteries, three sleeping bags, two tents, 50 ft. of rope, a Ruger 10/22 with two magazines, and a Mossberg 500.” I replied.

“I forgot to mention that the Tacoma has an auxiliary fuel tank at the back and that’s where they’ll place the fuel we won. They’ll also give away the tool box inside.” Edd added.

“Wow…” Kaley muttered.

“That’s a lot, what are we gonna do with that?” Irene asked, though her face seemed like she wanted a little piece of it.

“Easy, let’s bet it all on Tatiana, even our previous bets. Oh, I forgot to mention these few dozens of vouchers.” I casually mentioned.

The face of everyone in my group was priceless.

“Are you sure about this? There’s only one winner from the ladies’ game this time, right?” Edd asked.

“Yeah. I trust Tatiana to do the job.” I replied while I looked at Tatiana getting ready.

She’s tying her hair real tight and then she removed her kevlar and other equipment. She only has a sports bra with tight cycling shorts on, almost the same getup as us earlier.

The game that the ladies would be playing would be easy to play but it would be utter chaos.

A single oiled piglet would be released inside the cage and whoever catches it and manages to hold onto it for 30 seconds would win the game. However, like the first game we played, there’s always a catch.

Not only the piglet would be oiled but the participants as well. Attacking or grabbing the other opponents are allowed but being covered in oil would prove that to be a difficult feat. Not only holding someone or the piglet in place would also prove difficult, getting a proper footing to chase it or sending a powerful attack towards other participants would be a monumental task.

When Tatiana heard that the game was starting, she was pissed not because of the slip and slide designed for the audience to ogle at them but because of Enrique who is now holding a huge banner to cheer for her. He also managed to get a hold of a mariachi band to play a song for her which is right beside us singing ‘Bailando’ by Enrique Iglesias. I was wondering where he’d pop up because he actually survived her kick earlier but he wasn’t able to join the 2nd game. He’s now wearing a neck brace to support himself but I feel that his brain is the one that needed support.

“Who knew he was actually a masochist? Good thing Nikolas wasn’t here at the moment.” I thought to myself.

“This is bullshit.” Tatiana silently growled.

“Well, this just means you should’ve applied more force to your kick.” Kaley was laughing.

“You’re right…” Tatiana trailed before rampaging against the band and Enrique.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!”

“HELP ME~!!!”

“AYUADAME~!!!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!”

“NOT THE MUSTACHE~!!! NOT THE MUSTACHE~!!!”

It wasn’t even a full minute before the band was getting picked up by Mr. Cuervo’s medical staff because of severe injuries. Enrique on the other hand probably has brain damage by now since he was sent back the 2nd time because he didn’t bother dodging Tatiana’s rampage. He received it all with a euphoric smile and even I felt chills looking at his expression.

The participants were finally called and all in all, they numbered 32 including Tatiana. It’s a mix of different figures inside and several ‘entertainers’ from the house were also participants. They’re wearing see-through clothes and when the oil was added to their clothes, it made you see the little ‘buttons’ protruding out. I’m thinking their goal in joining the game wasn’t to win but to advertise their goods for more profit later. Despite that, there’s a few serious players in the mix and their goal is to win big like us. It’s up to Tatiana to win the game or else we’d be losing all of our winnings plus a little more.

They were all positioned at the edges while the piglet was in the center, inside a little cage. It’s already trying to break free from the cage violently as it glistens like the participants due to the oil.

“Jerry, did they feed something to that?” I asked.

“Hah! You really are a sharp one, ain’t ya?” he chuckled.

The moment the signal was given, they all ran towards the center of the cage while the piglet was released at the same time. When I said ‘ran’, what I meant was to slip and slide after a couple of steps. The piglet ran the opposite side of Tatiana but she didn’t care as much. While most of them were trying to grab the piglet, Tatiana started to pummel anyone who was close to her. Cries and shrieks could be heard in her immediate vicinity and everyone close to her was trying to get away as fast as they could. Since there were no rules for anyone to forfeit the game mid-way, she’s making sure each one she got her hands on would stay down and wouldn’t attempt to participate after she’s done with them.

“OH SHIT~ LADIES WATCH OUT WE GOT A FIGHTER INSIDE THE RING~” the announcer bellowed crazily.

What Tatiana was doing was grabbing someone by their clothes, pulling them down, and raining down several punches to their body. She’s wearing a devilish smile while doing it and I’m almost worried someone might catch the piglet first. However, that was not the case for now. The piglet had already escaped several attempts of the ladies to grab him. Each hand or tackle that’s aimed at him, he could easily slip through due to the lubrication.

The crowd was having a great time watching the show with this third game.

The other participants were still madly chasing after that little piglet while the others were already a few feet away from Tatiana due to the sacrifice of the earlier ones. Their faces paled when Tatiana suddenly dashed without issue while still being covered in oil.

“WHAT?! HOW IS SHE- WHAT?! OHHHHHH THERE’S ANOTHER ONE~” the announcer can’t seem to announce fast enough.

It was like the announcer said, another fit woman, almost at the same speed as Tatiana, was running without issue. She has long black hair and she has a nice figure and a pretty face. I saw her at the brothel earlier but I didn’t think that she could move like that. Their balance and control of their bodies were surprising since the oil can’t seem to bother them one bit. However, their goals were very different. The woman we saw was chasing after the piglet while Tatiana was chasing after the other ladies. The piglet was crying because of the lady chasing him while the other participants were crying because Tatiana was chasing them.

The other participants had to play dead or surrender by prostrating on the slippery floor when Tatiana managed to grab hold of them. This game was supposed to be a feast for the eyes but it turned into something completely different. It wasn’t only Ilya who became different when they participated in the games but also Tatiana. Complaints rained on the announcer because of what was happening. The complaints came from the regulars who were eagerly waiting for several beauties grinding against each other but turning out to be beauties begging to be spared.

I looked at Mr. Cuervo and he was in disbelief at what’s happening to his games while his wife is laughing her heart out watching her husband lose composure.