Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1478 Eh? Where am I? What am I doing?

Fairy Dongfang Six thought that she had been seeing things. But even after she had looked at it several times, she saw a beautiful woman with a snake-like waist in the ninth dragon pattern, and that woman was definitely her.

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “Little friend Shuhang.”

Her mental energy fluctuated uncontrollably, and her emotions had become slightly unstable.

“Fairy Dongfang, is something the matter?” Song Shuhang replied.

Hehehe, Fairy Dongfang, did you find it impressive? Seeing yourself on my ninth dragon pattern, do you feel especially stimulated?

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “Can you tell me what’s up with your ninth dragon pattern? Why am I on your ninth dragon pattern? Don’t tell me that you have a crush on me… If this is a prank, then, believe it or not, I might just drive through your house every day!”

At this moment, it was Song Shuhang’s mental energy’s turn to fluctuate violently as his emotions became unstable.

He originally wanted to ask Fairy Dongfang Six, “Was it exciting?”

Now, he himself felt that he had been stimulated too much.

He had to be careful, otherwise his heart might face complications.

Song Shuhang sincerely replied, “Ahem! Actually, my ninth dragon pattern has the special effect of showing one’s true self. To put it bluntly, it’s like looking in a mirror. When you looked at it, you saw your true self.”

“Like looking in a mirror?” Fairy Dongfang Six’s emotions stabilized. “Was it my true self that was being reflected in it?”

Song Shuhang said, “Indeed.”

Fairy Dongfang Six contentedly said, “I see. It appears that I’m a woman who’s the same on the outside and the inside.” Song Shuhang finally let out a breath of relief. The senior-level figures in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were completely different from Soft Feather and Su Clan’s Sixteen.

Soft Feather had been so unsettled that she had even ended up stuttering cutely.

Sixteen had been a little calmer as it was the appearance of the White Dragon that had been reflected.

On the contrary, when it came to a senior from the Nine Provinces Number One Group, it was actually Song Shuhang who ended up getting unsettled enough that he stuttered.

Song Shuhang tentatively asked, “Fairy Dongfang Six, did you see anything other than yourself?”

“What do you mean?” Fairy Dongfang Six replied with a question.

“For example, a car or something?” Song Shuhang asked. Maybe someone was getting run over?

“…” Fairy Dongfang Six. Do you think that I can’t see what you’re implying here? Believe it or not, I might really drive a car through your house every week! Fairy Dongfang Six said, “But having said that, your ninth dragon pattern isn’t bad. How about we cooperate and trick someone?”

After all, she was the Holy Maiden of a demonic force.

As she was tricked, she wanted others to feel the same.

Song Shuhang said, “It doesn’t matter who it is. I plan on showing it to every senior anyway.” Fairy Dongfang Six pointed out, “Little friend Shuhang, you’re still a rookie when it comes to stimulating others. You should cooperate with me. First things first, choose a candidate. When I go out, I’ll put on a serious look, and then assume a heavy expression while looking at the fellow daoist who will be taking a look at your ninth dragon pattern next. This would achieve the best effect.” Song Shuhang curiously asked, “Who would be the best one, then?”

“Has Senior White seen it?” Fairy Dongfang Six immediately thought of Senior White.

Song Shuhang said, “He has.”

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “Tsk, that’s a pity. Then let’s change the target. How about Purple Mist? After Purple Mist is finished, we can get Medicine Master to go in next.”

Song Shuhang said, “I feel like Fairy Purple Mist and Senior Medicine Master are so close to one another that once she comes out, she will immediately tell Senior Medicine Master about the secret.”

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “That’s true. Alright, then let’s start with the ‘group leader’. I’ll get Senior Yellow Mountain to come in next.”

Song Shuhang said, “I’m fine with that.”

Fairy Dongfang Six grinned, and said, “Okay, let’s work together and trick Senior Yellow Mountain.”

After a while.

Fairy Dongfang Six’s consciousness withdrew from Song Shuhang’s dantian.

Soft Feather, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and the little Senior White all looked at her. Fairy Dongfang Six took a deep breath. I just took a look at Song Shuhang’s ninth dragon pattern, but ignored one thing… Song Shuhang actually has nine dragon patterns!

Nine dragon patterns!

She only had eight…

After taking a deep breath, Fairy Dongfang Six quickly entered ‘acting mode’.

She had to cooperate with Song Shuhang in order to trick Senior Yellow Mountain.

Next, she put on an exaggerated expression of disbelief, quietly glancing at Senior Yellow Mountain.

The other fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were confused.

What did Fairy Dongfang Six see? Why did she look absent-minded after leaving Song Shuhang’s dantian? Moreover, why did she quietly glance at Senior Yellow Mountain?

Senior Yellow Mountain was also confused.

Fairy Dongfang Six came to Senior Yellow Mountain’s side and patted him lightly. “Senior Yellow Mountain, you should be the next one to have a look at Shuhang’s dragon patterns. You must have a look at them yourself.”

“???” Yellow Mountain.

Seeing the serious-faced Fairy Dongfang Six, Venerable Yellow Mountain frowned slightly. Senior Yellow Mountain said, “Alright, I’ll go

next.”

He came to Song Shuhang’s side and first reached out to grab Doudou. “Come down, Doudou.”

[No, no, no, I won’t be coming down today!] Doudou said using the secret sound transmission technique.

Venerable Yellow Mountain smirked coldly. He grabbed Doudou’s belly with both hands, tickling him. The speed of his hands was so fast that Song Shuhang could not even see Senior Yellow Mountain’s fingers.

“Hahaha~ Woof-” Doudou couldn’t bear it and started laughing out loud. By laughing like this, his mouth loosened, and he fell from Song Shuhang’s arm. Doudou angrily said, “Stupid Yellow Mountain, fight me!”

Yellow Mountain said, “Be quiet. In a while, it will be your turn to look at little friend Shuhang’s dragon patterns.” Doudou tilted his head for a moment and nodded.

Venerable Yellow Mountain grabbed Song Shuhang’s wrist, and his consciousness went in.

What followed was the same thing that Fairy Dongfang Six went through.

Song Shuhang showed the first eight dragon patterns to Senior Yellow Mountain.

Venerable Yellow Mountain also noticed the fact that Song Shuhang’s eight dragon patterns were all ‘manually added’. At the same time, he looked forward to seeing the ninth dragon pattern.

Song Shuhang smiled slightly and brought out his ninth dragon pattern.

Venerable Yellow Mountain glanced at the ninth dragon pattern.

Then, he saw a handsome and classy man in the ninth dragon pattern. At a glance, this man looked like a reliable senior.

“???” Venerable Yellow Mountain.

F*ck, wasn’t this him?

Little friend Song Shuhang had placed him on his ninth dragon pattern? What did this mean?

After thinking about Fairy Dongfang Six’s expression from before, Senior Yellow Mountain became uneasy.

Wait…

I shouldn’t be too anxious. I should first think about this calmly. After a while.

A few strange verses suddenly emerged in his mind.

[In the sky, willing to be lovebirds. On earth, willing to be linked branches.]

[If the emotions of two persist through time, what would this entail for the future?]

(Suddenly looking back and finding that person there, standing in a place with waning lights.]

These three verses had appeared in his mind.

It was precisely because of the content of these three verses that Venerable Yellow Mountain had given up on fortune-telling, and had switched to using a mobile app developed by a divining master of the cultivation world.

He would rather believe in an app than in his own talent.

With this thought in mind, Senior Yellow Mountain’s mental energy fluctuated violently.

The degree of the fluctuations was quite big, which was beyond Song Shuhang’s expectations.

Senior Yellow Mountain solemnly said, “Little friend Shuhang.” “Senior Yellow Mountain, do tell,” Song Shuhang replied. At this time, he couldn’t bear to ask whether it was stimulating or not as the tone coming from Yellow Mountain had been so heavy.

Senior Yellow Mountain asked, “How do you feel about Su Clan’s Sixteen?”

Song Shuhang replied, “She’s very cute, and has a quiet character.”

Senior Yellow Mountain asked, “How do you feel about Soft Feather?”

Song Shuhang replied, “She’s very pretty and has a lively character.”

Senior Yellow Mountain asked, “How do you feel about Ye Si, your ghost spirit?”

Song Shuhang said, “She’s very gentle and quiet, and her personality is in sync with mine.”

Then, Senior Yellow Mountain asked, “Faced with these three different types of female cultivators who are about the same age as you, are you not moved by them?”

He was a little worried about Song Shuhang now, worried from the bottom of his heart.

Song Shuhang sincerely replied, “Of course I’ve been moved.”

Whether it was when he had first met Soft Feather, or when he met with Su Clan’s Sixteen, or when he saw Ye Si, his heart had been moved more than once. He was a very normal man, and he was not an eminent monk. It was normal for him to have such reactions when seeing beautiful women. If he hadn’t been moved, then there would’ve been a big problem!

It looks like he can still be saved.

“In that case, why didn’t you put Su Clan’s Sixteen, Soft Feather, or Ye Si in your ninth dragon pattern?” Yellow Mountain felt very tired. “What are you doing by making me your ninth dragon pattern?”

Song Shuhang thought for a while and felt that he should ask this question before revealing the truth. “Hehehe, Senior Yellow Mountain, was it stimulating?”

“Huh?” Senior Yellow Mountain was dumbfounded. Song Shuhang calmly said, “I’ll tell you the truth. My ninth dragon pattern can reflect one’s true self. It is the same as a mirror. When one looks at it, it’s as if they were seeing themself in a mirror.”

“…” Venerable Yellow Mountain.

Song Shuhang said, “By the way, Senior Yellow Mountain, your mental energy fluctuated very violently just now. I didn’t expect you to be so stimulated due to this matter.”

Senior Yellow Mountain’s reaction was several times more violent than he expected.

What had actually happened?

“Little friend Shuhang,” Senior Yellow Mountain said calmly. “There is a saying that if you don’t seek death, then you won’t die.”

Song Shuhang anxiously said, “Eh? Senior, I don’t think this should count as seeking death.”

I just asked a senior to take a look at my ninth dragon pattern, and I also immediately gave him an explanation. It was just supposed to be a small surprise!

Could it be that being slightly careless had become a synonym of seeking death?

The next day.

Monday, October 14, 2019.

Song Shuhang woke up in a daze. He found himself on a wooden boat.

The small wooden boat was braving the wind and the waves.

Not far away from him, he saw mini Senior White sitting within the boat as well.

“Eh? Senior White, where are we, and where are we going? Why did I suddenly fall asleep? What happened?” Song Shuhang had a whole series of questions in his mind.