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Chapter 2645: The Ultimate Plan to Dialogue with Senior Two

Did the dragon finally lose its mind?

“I’m Father Goudan and I’ve got some dignity.” Striped Dragon Two declared.

This wasn’t about whether Shuhang would give him an out anymore… He had already prepared the escape route, but Song Shuhang had taken it away!

Given this situation, how could he shamelessly congratulate Song Shuhang and drop the name ‘Cheng Goudan’? He was a former ruler of the Netherworld, after all.

There was another thing… Ever since he changed Cheng Lin’s name to ‘Cheng Goudan’, she had spoken more words to him today than in the past few thousand years combined!

There’s a flip side to everything. Behind the bad, there might be some good hidden.

Thinking up to this point, Striped Dragon Two forcefully cut off the lines he had prepared, turning his attention to ‘Demon Emperor Ogl behind Song

Shuhang.

“Senior Striped Dragon… That line earlier was totally accidental. My brain was fried at the time, and I didn’t think deeply about what I said,” Song Shuhang explained.

“It’s cool, Goudan,” Senior Striped Dragon Two smiled slightly. “I gave you the name Cheng Goudan, so you can call yourself whatever you want. It’s your name, after all!”

“Father Goudan, you are right,” Song Shuhang immediately replied.

Not far away, the Almighty Merchant was speechless. He also noticed the one-legged striped dragon appearance of this ‘Father Goudan’. It seemed familiar from some legend.

“Hey, Fellow Daoist White,” Striped Dragon Two waved at Sage White.

“Greetings, Daoist Striped Dragon,” Senior White’s clone replied.

After exchanging greetings, Striped Dragon Two forcefully shifted the topic to

Demon Emperor Nightmare. “Is this the sect master of the Limitless Demon

Sect? Why did you capture him alive?”

“I’ve advanced to the Eighth Stage, so when I return to the main world, I plan to gamble with Senior Three-Eyed to see if 1 can win some treasures,” Song Shuhang explained. “That’s why I need a wager.”

“Using it to gamble with Three-Eyed? Hmm, creative. Are you confident you can beat that three-eyed guy?” Striped Dragon Two’s mood instantly brightened.

“I’ve actually won a few rounds already. Senior Three-Eyed’s luck isn’t that great, he loses most of the time,” Song Shuhang explained.

Behind him, the Ninth Stage demons, the gentlemanly demon, the big-eyed island demon, and the Eye Devil Assembly, were twitching. Their master had lost face online, and they were also in despair.

“Haha, interesting. Alright, give this guy to me. I’ll seal him completely so you can go ahead with your bet with Three-Eyed,” Striped Dragon Two didn’t wait for Song Shuhang to ask for help, taking the initiative to seal Demon Emperor Nightmare.

Fairy Cheng Goudan was speechless.

The dragon was hopeless, Fairy @#%x was hopeless! After spending too much time with Song Shuhang, Fairy @#%x seemed to have caught his troublemaking bug.

On the side, Song Shuhang quickly signaled the Ninth Stage demons to bring Demon Emperor Nightmare to Father Goudan. Since Father Goudan had offered to help, Song Shuhang couldn’t refuse his good intentions even if his brain was fried.

Demon Emperor Og looked up at Father Goudan in despair. In his whole life, he had never imagined he would become a wager in someone else’s hands. His dignity as a Demon Emperor had taken a huge hit. Even the Scholarly Sage had never dealt such a blow to his dignity!

“Kid, you’re talented and capable. Honestly, I have my eye on you.

Unfortunately, you met the wrong person at the wrong time,” Father Goudan said. He was interested in Demon Emperor Og’s method of restoring the Demon Sea World. This little guy was a genius troublemaker, but unfortunately, he met Tyrannical Song, who was an even bigger troublemaker.

When Demon Emperor Og heard this, his eyes welled up.

“Huh?” Song Shuhang asked upon hearing this. Father Goudan was interested in him? “Then, after I win against Senior Three-Eyed, I’ll send him over to you?”

Song Shuhang was prepared to bring Senior White’s clone to the bet with Senior Three-Eyed… So, there was a good chance he could bring back what he staked.

And after bringing it back, he didn’t know how to deal with Demon Emperor

Oge He couldn’t just keep him locked up in the Inner World, right? If Father Goudan was willing to accept Demon Emperor Og, it would be a good plan to deal with him. Perhaps if Father Goudan was pleased, he might even give him a spirit stone mine.

“Let’s talk about that after you defeat Three-Eyed,” Striped Dragon Two said. He stretched out his claw and sealed Demon Emperor Nightmare’s power completely. When he was sealing him, Father Goudan paid attention to avoid the seal of the Scholarly Sage on his chest, lest the Sage’s power clash with the ruler of the Netherworld.

At the same time, Father Goudan secretly left a ‘monitoring’ feature in the sealing technique. Later, he could use it to watch the bet between Three-Eyed and Song Shuhang. Father Goudan wanted to personally witness Three-Eyed’s defeat!

After the seal was complete, Demon Emperor Og completely lost his ability to resist. But at least he survived.

Song Shuhang reached out, and the Inner World opened up. He sent Demon Emperor Og to the fragment of the Heavenly City, the Immortal Sealing Prison, to be temporarily imprisoned.

After dealing with Demon Emperor Nightmare, Song Shuhang asked, “Hey, Father Goudan, do you have a way to stabilize the ‘speaking space’ behind me and keep it from dissipating?”

Striped Dragon Two looked at the lecture world and shook his head. “I’m not the current ruler of the Netherworld anymore.” The Almighty Merchant was shocked.

Did he just hear some unbelievable news?

Would he be silenced?

“In that case, I’ll have to awaken Senior White Two,” Song Shuhang said.

“You can go in. I’ll watch over the Devil Sea from outside,” Striped Dragon Two replied.

In the Kingdom of the Devil Sea, Song Youyou and Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet were suppressing the entire Limitless Demon Sect. To prevent any accidents, Father Goudan was watching from afar.

Song Shuhang nodded. “Alright, I’ll bring everyone in to find Senior White

Two.”

In the steel lair, Song Shuhang arrived at the place where Senior White Two was sleeping.

Inside the sealing pillar, Senior White Two was still floating up and down, sleeping soundly. Fortunately, with this seal, Senior White Two’s pressure as the ruler of the Netherworld was suppressed.

“How are you planning to wake up Senior White?” Daoist Chu Mao asked.

“And we can’t get too close to the sealing pillar. If we get too close, we might fall asleep under the influence of Senior White, the ruler of the Netherworld,” Su Clan’s Ah Sixteen added.

“How about we work together and recite some dialogue to stimulate Senior White?” Senior White’s clone suggested eagerly.

This Senior White’s clone wasn’t appearing for the first time. Song Shuhang suspected he might be the same clone that had thrown Senior White out to explore before.

“No need, no need. Actually, I’ve prepared a few plans,” Song Shuhang waved his hands repeatedly, then pulled out his phone and opened a document. The document was titled “The Complete Collection of 1,001 Jokes.” “What? Jokes?” The Almighty Merchant looked puzzled.

“Yes, jokes,” Song Shuhang said seriously. “This is the ‘Ultimate Plan to Dialogue with Senior White Two’ that I’ve had for a long time but never really used. Senior White Two, I’m going to tell you a joke!”

The Almighty Merchant felt like Tyrant Song was going to get crushed by Senior White, becoming a true joke himself..