Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 2647: Clinging to the Golden Thigh and Cheating

“Since both legs of the Nine Nether White Ruler are intact, whose leg was it that just kicked Shuhang away?” The voice of Sister White Dragon echoed directly from within Su Clan’s Sixteen.

At present, she also existed as a being akin to the ‘light of virtue.’ If she were to appear directly, Sixteen might end up following in Song Shuhangs footsteps, being kicked away by the sudden leg. Hence, Sister White Dragon chose not to reveal herself, opting instead to speak directly from within Sixteen.

Fairy Creation seemed to have something in mind, her eyes lighting up as she sang, “Dumb! Dumb!”

“Fairy, what do you want to say? Boss Song isn’t here now, so no one can translate your unique language. Why don’t you consider speaking normally?” Lady Onion raised her shoot and said. When Song Shuhang was kicked away by that leg, Lady Onion fell out of his pocket and didn’t go with him.

Lady Onion remembered that Fairy Creation seemed to have two personalities, one of which could speak normally.

Fairy Creation tilted her head in thought for a moment, then sang, “Men! All have three legs! Ah!”

Su Clan’s Sixteen was speechless.

The Almighty Merchant was speechless.

“Let’s skip this topic! Anyway, Fairy Creation, this is different from what you imagined,” Soft Feather’s cheeks flushed a bit as she quickly changed the subject. “We should focus on Senior Song now. Senior Song was kicked away. Should we go find him?”

“Shuhang was kicked far away. I couldn’t even see his shadow,” Senior White’s clone said. ‘1 1 can’t lock onto his aura right now… By my estimate, Shuhang probably got kicked from China to America in an instant?”

“Then Boss Songs condition will definitely worsen,” Lady Onion nodded.

Such rapid acceleration would likely be fatal for her boss. If he died, she’d have to consider selling off the assets in her Inner World to pay her salary.

“Why don’t we go look for Shuhang?” Su Clan’s Sixteen suggested.

“Don’t worry, everyone!” Hamster confidently waved his cape and explained, “Tyrannical Song is now the ruler of the Netherworld. The entire Netherworld is like his home. No matter where he’s kicked, as long as he wants to come back, he can.’

Ever since the fat ball had passed away, returning to the Netherworld was like returning home for Song Shuhang.

After pondering for a moment, Senior White’s clone said, “Sixteen, you can use the ‘cultivation chat’ function to ask about Shuhangs situation first.”

“I’ve already messaged him,” Su Clan’s Sixteen said. “Shuhang replied that he’s still flying… He doesn’t know how long he’ll have to fly. Every time he’s about to stop, that thigh gives him a boost, making him fly faster and higher. I’m afraid he won’t be back anytime soon.”

“To be honest, surviving after angering the ruler of the Netherworld is quite an accomplishment,” the Almighty Merchant said. “He used the light of virtue to illuminate the room in front of the ruler of the Netherworld, and the price he paid was just a few kicks. If this had happened before today, I’d never have believed it!

“White Ruler is special,” Soft Feather added.

Su Clan’s Sixteen’s ghostly fairy companion was speechless.

“By the way, was the leg that kicked Boss Song White Ruler’s?” Lady Onion asked the hamster.

Lady Onion had a good relationship with the hamster, both being members of the Squirrel Thug Alliance.

“Yes,” the Hamster nodded. “My Lord brought that leg back from the modern world. Since then, he’s been trying to attach it to his body, but without success.”

The hamster still remembered its master’s irritable temper during that time.

Meanwhile, Song Shuhang was still flying in the air, the excessive speed making his body numb.

“Senior White, I made a mistake earlier, didn’t mean to put the light of virtue in your bedroom. Trust me,” Song Shuhang yelled at the white thigh.

At the same time, he activated all four of his body-tempering techniques. A large group of monkeys held scriptures and flew through the air with their masters like kites… The monkeys continued to chant loudly, but due to the speed, Song Shuhang couldn’t make out the details.

Pa Senior White Two’s thigh lightly kicked Song Shuhang again, boosting his speed.

“Senior White, I promise I won’t do it again,” Song Shuhangs tone was sincere. “Why don’t I tell you another joke now?”

However, Senior White Two’s thigh didn’t seem to have any intention of letting him go. Whenever he started to slow down, it always gave him new power.

Song Shuhang looked at the sky in despair.

Along the way, his speed phobia kept increasing…

He wondered if he could still stand firm after landing.

On top of Song Shuhangs head, Pavilion Master Chu’s hair slowly spun a few times — she noticed a detail.

Every time this thigh kicked Song Shuhangs body, his four body-tempering techniques resonated, seeming to fuse together. The four techniques began to complement each other, forming a cycle.

“This thigh isn’t just kicking blindly. It’s secretly strengthening Song Shuhangs body-tempering techniques,” Pavilion Master Chu quickly understood.

This was the true meaning of ‘clinging to the golden thigh and cheating.’

Just as Pavilion Master Chu was deep in thought, Senior White Two’s thigh suddenly changed its trajectory and aimed for Song Shuhangs head. Was it trying to kick him down from the sky?

“Aiya Pavilion Master Chu’s hair stood up, moving from Song Shuhangs head to his back.

Dong A loud sound echoed, and Song Shuhang crashed into the ground of the Netherworld Realm.

“Shuhang, did you wake up White?” At this time, Senior White’s main body sent a message through the ‘cultivation chat.’

“Ah, I’m going to die, I’m going to die!” Song Shuhang exclaimed. This scream was automatically transmitted to Senior White’s main body through the voice function.

Senior White’s main body was confused.

“Senior White, the mission to awaken Senior White Two has failed… There are still three seconds left before my life ends. Farewell, Senior White!” Song Shuhang said tragically.

Senior White’s main body was speechless.

Could Shuhang really be courting death? Did he get shot into the sky and explode into fireworks?