Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 348: Hello, is it Fellow Daoist Tyrant Flood Dragon? I would like schedule a huge tsunami in advance

Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu

What does disposable Song Shuhang mean? Does it have any close relations with disposable flying sword and disposable meteor sword?

After having this thought, Song Shuhang felt that his bladder was full—he had a sudden urge to pee…

“Senior… can you briefly explain to me the function of this ‘disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition’?” Song Shuhang asked cautiously.

“Don’t worry, it’s nothing outrageous.” Venerable White laughed and consoled Song Shuhang, “It’s a talisman treasure I developed using the ‘Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique’ as a base. Didn’t I say yesterday that I wanted to make you experience a successful ‘jump through the dragon gate’? This was made for that purpose.”

“Uh… Senior. I would like to ask, will it make me spiral straight up into the sky with a ‘pew~’?” Song Shuhang asked anxiously—if this thing was really going to shoot into the sky with the Bladestorm style, he would immediately use the ultimate skill ‘500 Ways to Surrender to Human Cultivator You’re Unable to Defeat’ on Senior White!

“You’re not a flying sword, and that rune is too complicated to be imprinted on your body,” Venerable White calmly explained. “The disposable Song Shuhang 001 is a simplified version of the Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique, leaving behind the most basic feature. It will apply a powerful upward thrusting force to your body, allowing you to dash up against the waterfall of the dragon gate.

With its help, even if you accidentally get swept by the tsunami, you can activate it and borrow its strong propulsion to escape. Additionally, I’ll stay on the coast and keep an eye on you. As long as you activate the ‘disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition,’ I will immediately come to your rescue.”

Upon hearing that, Song Shuhang immediately heaved a sigh of relief—so it was something like a motor, and could increase his speed. Even if he was swept in the middle of a tsunami, he would be able to depend on the ‘disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition’ to ride the wind and cleave the waves. In the angry sea, it sounded like a pretty useful thing!

Since he was not going to be shot into the sky, he was relieved.

“Then, Senior… I’m going into the sea.” Song Shuhang was in a very good mood; he waved his hand and dived into the sea.

Venerable White smiled slightly and continued observing from the reef and started to get lost in his thoughts.

After Song Shuhang entered the water, he happily swam for a bit, and forcefully dived down below the surface.

Before he dived down, he had already activated the ‘Turtle Breathing Technique’. That was the technique that Senior White taught him when they were on board the helicopter on their way into space—a very useful and clever technique.

With the Turtle Breathing Technique, he could survive without breathing for a couple of hours. He could save mother earth a lot of oxygen.

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Venerable White was silently lost in thoughts for a long time.

At this time, his phone rang. Venerable White swiped the screen of his phone and saw the name of the caller: ‘Fellow daoist True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon’.

Venerable White yawned and stretched for a bit before picking up the call and placing his phone an arm’s length away.

“Hello, Fellow Daoist White! It’s been a while, wahaha~ I’m so sorry, earlier on, I was in the process of inseminating my third wife with my 26th child, and so I did not pick up your call. Speaking of which, is there anything you need?” From the other end of the line came a loud, rumbling thunder-like voice—it was a voice that was filled with grandeur.

This person, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, was one of Senior White’s old friends.

Not long ago, Venerable White decided to hold a ‘hand-guided tractor competition’. Hence he went to look for a lot of old friends’ contact numbers all over again. True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon was one of them.

“Yeah, originally I wanted to meet you one of these days to hang out, but I didn’t know if you were free or not. Our group of daoist friends hasn’t met for over a hundred years,” Venerable White said with a smile.

“Eh, Fellow Daoist White… you’re the only person who didn’t meet us for a hundred years. Our group met up once every decade. You were the only one who was in secluded meditation for more than 150 years and did not meet us.” True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon’s voice continued to rumble from the other end of the line.

Venerable White was speechless.

“However, our last meetup was also about twenty years ago. You name the time and the place, and I will inform the rest of them to enjoy a good time together. Congratulations on coming out of secluded meditation.” True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon laughed.

Venerable White nodded and said, “Alright, let me choose a location in the next couple of days and get back to you guys. Also, right now, I need your help with something.”

True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon asked, “What do you need?”

“I remember that the place around the XXX:XXX coordinates in the East China Sea is within your territory, right? I would like to schedule a powerful tsunami in a specific area. Is that fine?” asked Venerable White.

“Haha, no problem. However, I have given that territory to my 21st daughter. Wait a moment, I will contact her in a while and get her to arrange the huge tsunami for you. Right, why don’t I get her to contact you directly? You can give her the details such as the size of the area, the height and power of the tsunami wave and so on yourself.” True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon laughed once again.

From the looks of it, over the past hundred years, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon’s territory had expanded a significant amount… he had started giving parts of it to his children.

“Your 21st daughter? You had her in the past hundred years, right? Alright, get her to contact me. When things have been settled, I will give her a token of appreciation, since it’s also the first time I’ll be meeting her.” Venerable White smiled.

“Fellow Daoist White, you’re too courteous, wahahaha~ Over the past hundred years, my wives gave birth to quite a number of children. From the 19th to the 25th, my children turned out to be all daughters, how unlucky. Right now, I’m working hard on having my 26th child, let’s hope that it’s a son this time. That way, I’ll have eleven sons, just enough to form a football team. Ten years later, I can bring them to crash that stupid abalone’s immortal cave and trash his sons,” said True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon happily.

Venerable White was speechless.

In order to put together a football team, True Monarch Flood Dragon did put in all his best efforts. He really did try his best, and managed to produce seven lives… which turned out to be seven daughters, and judging from the situation, if the 26th child turned out to be another daughter, True Monarch Flood Dragon would continue to try his best.

“Let me hang up first, I will get my daughter to call you in a bit,” said True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon’s rumbling voice before hanging up a moment later.

Venerable White dug his ears and silently put his phone away.

He had already experienced the problem with True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon’s voice a long time ago when they used the thousand mile sound transmitter. As he got steadily stronger and stronger, his voice also followed suit.

When he was deep in thoughts, Venerable White’s phone suddenly rang once again.

It was a call from an unknown number.

It should be True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon’s daughter. Venerable White swiped his phone and picked up the call.

“Hello, is this Senior White? I am Yu Jiaojiao. My father explained the situation to me. Senior White, may I ask where are you, so I can come over to talk to you in person?” The lovely voice of a girl came from the other end of the line.

“Alright, my coordinates are…” Venerable White gave his location’s coordinates to Yu Jiaojiao.

Speaking of which… how did Tyrant Flood Dragon’s daughter end up with a cute name like ‘ Yu Jiaojiao ¹ ‘?