Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Lady Onion had several archenemies in her life.

Above all was the buddhist nun Nine Lanterns that had locked her up for 300 years...

Next was Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who wanted to cook her up and always looked at her as if she was some green onion on a cutting board.

Then, the final big archenemy was Song Shuhang. Just like Nine Lanterns, Song Shuhang was also restricting her freedom, and he would even cut her green onion sprout every now and then. At times, he would go as far as completely pulling it out. How cruel!

Hmm? Are you saying that her green onion sprout was the same as her hair?

What kind of joke was that?! Only the tip of her green onion sprout corresponded to her hair—below was her head! Her head, not her hair!

This voice that had just echoed belonged to Song Shuhang.

Lady Onion felt as if she had heard a scary voice that had come directly from hell.

Why did Song Shuhang appear in this place after she'd escaped from him with much difficulty?!

Was her hard-won freedom going to slip through her fingers again?

Lady Onion immediately thought of running away from this place.

She wanted to escape from the 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization before Song Shuhang could come in.

As long as she didn't meet Song Shuhang face-to-face and stayed away from him, she would stay a free monster onion.

Thereupon, Lady Onion looked all around in the hopes of finding a window or back door that she could use to run away.

But it turned out that the 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization didn't have any windows, and it was unknown where the back door was.

Who the hell designed this branch? Come out, I promise that I won't beat you up too much!

"Who called me?" Fairy Dongfang Six replied. Soon after, she discovered that the person standing at the entrance was Song Shuhang.

Little friend Shuhang had also come over? Oh, right... he was probably looking for Guoguo and the others.

"Wait a moment. I'll open the door for you." Fairy Dongfang Six stood up and headed toward the front door of the 250th branch.

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Seeing that Song Shuhang was about to come in, Lady Onion started to get anxious.

"Lady Onion, is something the matter? Your complexion doesn't look too good," the nearby female monster asked. After Lady Onion selflessly gave her share of the Human-Morphing Feast to Little Cai, this female monster also became Lady Onion's friend.

"Can you tell me if this place has a back door or something similar? If it doesn't, is there any place where one can hide? I would like to hide for a short while," Lady Onion replied with a bitter expression on her face.

"Hide? Oooh, are you hiding from that young human outside?" The corner of that female monster's mouth rose. She had noticed that Lady Onion had become fidgety since after hearing that gentle voice coming from the outside the door.

From the looks of it, Lady Onion and that young human outside were acquainted with one another.

Since Lady Onion subconsciously thought of hiding from him... was it possible that there was a sentimental problem between the two of them?

"Yes." Lady Onion tightly clenched her small fists, and said, "That Shuhang fellow is my archenemy. I absolutely won't allow him to see me."

"Oh~ so that young man is called 'Shuhang'!" That female monster covered her mouth and laughed. Soon after, with a smile, she said, "There are indeed some places where you can hide. For example, the space under each table is a good hiding place. Do you want to go inside and take a look?"

"In that case, quickly get me there," Lady Onion said impatiently. She had seen from the corner of her eye that Fairy Dongfang Six was about to reach the entrance.

As soon as Fairy Dongfang Six opened the door and Song Shuhang came in, her freedom would be gone.

"Hehehe." The female monster faintly smiled and squatted down, revealing a secret passage below the table. "Follow me, I'll accompany you as well. After all, there is nothing left for me to do here at the Human-Morphing Feast."

After saying this much, she gently jumped, entering into the passage.

Lady Onion closely followed after her and entered the secret passage.

"Now then, why is there a secret passage below the table?" Lady Onion asked out of curiosity.

The female monster smiled, and explained, "Because this is the real 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization. The building you saw earlier is just the outer shell. Since the Human-Morphing Feast is taking place in the outer building, only a few ill members are left inside the branch. Therefore, we have to be a little careful so as to avoid disturbing those members that have fallen ill."

Lady Onion nodded.

The two monsters walked through the long tunnel and arrived in the real 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization.

The place was a huge underground world propped up by layers upon layers of barriers.

This underground world had the shape of a barrel.

Inside, there was also a nearly hundred meters tall pyramid—it was especially eye-catching.

At this time, Lady Onion and that other female monster were standing at the entrance of this barrel-shaped underground world. Beneath their feet were several suspension bridges made of connected chains that led to the summit of the pyramid.

Still, why was there a pyramid in the branch of a monster organization in China?!

But right at this time, that female monster pointed at the pyramid, and said, "That place is our branch."

"..." Lady Onion asked, "Why is it a pyramid?"

"Ahahaha, it's like this... 3000 years ago, when the ex-ex-ex-ex-branch elder of the 250th branch was still young, they went to Egypt, and apparently became one of the local aboriginal deities. However, the ex-ex-ex-ex-branch elder wasn't that good at fighting, and after not even 200 years had passed, they were defeated by another local aboriginal deity. Thereupon, the ex-ex-ex-ex-branch elder had no choice but to escape. But before escaping, they used a magical technique to conveniently bring along a certain local specialty—which is precisely the pyramid before your eyes. After it was brought here, the pyramid was modified and transformed into our 250th branch," the female monster explained.

"..." Lady Onion.

She was now sure that there wasn't a single normal monster in this [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization.

"Follow me, we'll stay here for a while and won't go to the first floor of the pyramid. The sick members of the organization are resting there, and according to what the branch elder said, their condition is pretty bad. Therefore, it's better if we don't disturb them," the female monster said.

Lady Onion nodded her head and followed the female monster, reaching the summit of the pyramid.

If I hide here, I won't have to worry about Song Shuhang coming over to look for me, Lady Onion thought to herself, and heaved a sigh of relief.

Now that she thought about it, it wasn't bad to have an organization to rely on!

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At this time, inside the 250th branch of the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization, where the Human-Morphing Feast was held.

Guoguo, Shi, and Zhu had worried expressions on their faces.

Shi and Zhu had their mouths filled with food as they were stiffly gazing at the entrance.

Why had their Senior Brother Shuhang suddenly come to this place? The three children looked at each other.

The small monk Guoguo unintentionally touched his butt.

He felt that it was truly over for him.

"I'm sure Senior Sister Ye Si or Senior Brother Shuhang secretly left a mark on our bodies. This should be the reason they managed to find us," Loli Shi said in a low voice.

Loli Zhu said shyly, "This time, we are done for. We ran so farther away, and I'm sure that Senior Brother Shuhang will lock us up after capturing us."

"There is a chance that Senior Brother Shuhang might spank us until we shiet all over the place," the small monk Guoguo said in a low voice.

"Should we escape?" Zhu said in a low voice.

Shi shook her head, and said, "We can't escape. Senior Brother Shuhang is stronger and faster than us. In addition, if they really left a mark on our bodies, it's pointless to run away."

The small monk Guoguo said, "What should we do in that case?"

Shi rubbed her eyes, and said, "We should be obedient and admit our mistakes, accepting our punishment. Since we dared to run away, we must now face the consequences!"

Exactly what you would expect from an elder sister. Her awareness of the situation was excellent!

Shi also added, "Since Senior Brother Shuhang hasn't come in yet, we should think of the best way to apologize."

After hearing these words, Zhu's eyes suddenly lit up.

She recalled a scene from not too long ago. In this scene, Martial Aunt Fairy Nectarine from the nearby mountain peak was acting all cutesy while chatting with Martial Uncle Daoist Priest Pineapple after she had committed a mistake.

Martial Aunt Nectarine spoke in a sweet voice, and after she had pled for mercy a few times, Martial Uncle Pineapple was finally defeated and forgave her.

"Yes, let's admit our mistakes." Loli Zhu rubbed the corner of her mouth.

She got up from the dining table on her own initiative and waited for Song Shuhang to come in

She had already decided the lines she was going to use. She would surely succeed and defeat Senior Brother Shuhang!

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Fairy Dongfang Six opened the front door of the branch.

Soon after, she saw that Song Shuhang was standing at the entrance while holding a tied up bird in his hand.

"Shuhang, did you come here for Guoguo and the others?" Fairy Dongfang Six asked with a smile.

"Yes. I was looking for the three children and Lady Onion. Other than that, I've come to return this small monster bird to your organization," Song Shuhang said with a nod.

After saying this much, Song Shuhang passed the tied up monster bird to Fairy Dongfang Six.

"A monster bird of our organization? Wait a moment... Little Cai?" Fairy Dongfang Six stretched out her hands and picked up the monster bird. Then, she slightly furrowed her brows, and muttered, "Monster Binding Chain?"

Fairy Dongfang Six possessed the bloodline of an ancient monster, and there was a reaction when she touched the rope.

"Yes." Song Shuhang nodded.

"Did Little Cai bump into a group of monster hunters?" Fairy Dongfang Six furrowed her brows. "Where are those monster hunters now?"

Those guys unexpectedly dared to mess with the cute juniors of her organization? Did they really think that she wouldn't drive her vehicle and roll them over to death?!

"Those monster hunters should be in the hospital right now," Song Shuhang said with a smile. Before leaving, he had quietly called an ambulance, which should have reached the location soon after.

Fairy Dongfang Six nodded her head. "You let them off too easily."

After saying this much, she stretched out her hand and poked the Monster Binding Chain, untying it.

Afterward, she left the Monster Binding Chain to Song Shuhang. The chain could be considered part of Song Shuhang's spoils of war.

"Come in and tell me, how did Little Cai meet those monster hunters?" Fairy Dongfang Six held Little Cai in her hands and got into the building.

Song Shuhang followed her and told her everything that had happened earlier.

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"In other words, the person Little Cai fell in love with turned out to be a monster hunter?" Fairy Dongfang Six didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Song Shuhang nodded.

Just as they were discussing, a petite figure dashed toward them and threw itself in Song Shuhang's embrace like a swallow returning to its nest.

"Damn you~" The petite figure slightly raised its head, and said in a sweet voice, "I know I've made a mistake~ but can you forgive me, pretty please~?"

"..." Song Shuhang.