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Chapter 2006: An embarrassment to little bugs

Translator: GodBrandy

The Almighty Merchant even thought of putting the words [Unusable by Tyrannical Song] on the insurance tickets.

However, he felt that it would be too obvious and deliberate if he were to do that, so he just made an agreement with Sixteen that only she was allowed to use the insurance tickets, which would allow him to avoid being exploited by Song Shuhang.

Sixteen had taken these four insurance tickets under Song Shuhang’s suggestion.

When Song Shuhang had given Sixteen this suggestion, he had not given it much thought as he only wanted Sixteen to have some insurance tickets of her own. That single insurance ticket she was going to receive had turned into four tickets, so Song Shuhang was naturally very happy.

Song Shuhang waved his hand and said, “Alright, we’ll be taking our leave then.”

The boxes of spirit stones were stored inside the Inner World, forming a beautiful scenery.

Every time he scanned the boxes of spirit stones with his divine sense, Song Shuhang felt joyous.

Senior White asked, “Where are we going?”

Song Shuhang replied, “Just outside the scholarly faction. I don’t want to be blocked by their defensive formation.”

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Song Shuhang used the ?Blade Dragging Technique? to quickly fly out of the scholarly faction’s area.

Senior White flew right beside him, while Senior Turtle shrunk to the size of a fist and lay on his back.

Sixteen was also sitting on Song Shuhang’s back, pruning the branches and buds for Song Shuhang with her treasured saber.

The effect of Senior White’s two jade beads was too powerful, and branches and flower buds kept on growing on Song Shuhang’s body. If they were not pruned, his entire body would quickly become shrouded in flowers and leaves, affecting his movements.

The pruned branches were all put into a cosmos bag by Sixteen. These branches could be handed over to Senior White and used as materials for his disposable flying swords. It was a good way to recycle the branches.

When Sixteen was pruning the branches, she said in reminder, “Shuhang, the fruits are ripe.”

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at a couple of red fruits on his back with a stifled heart. However, the fruits looked quite delicious.

“Just cut them off.” He sighed and said.

“Pffft~” Senior Turtle could not help but laugh out loud.

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Please use the word ‘pluck’.”

Song Shuhang: “...”

What kind of nonsense are you two thinking about?

Sixteen giggled and plucked all the strange fruits.

“Can I eat one of them?” Senior White’s eyes were focused on the fruits.

Song Shuhang asked, “How about I let someone else try it first?” His Inner World still had a couple of prisoners.

“Let me try one of them. Don’t waste them,” insisted Senior White. He then swiftly took one of the strange fruits from Sixteen’s hands, wiped it, and took a bite.

Song Shuhang did not know why, but his eyelids could not help but twitch when he saw Senior White eat the fruit.

Senior White commented, “It tastes pretty good. There aren’t any problems with the fruit, and it can be eaten directly. However, probably due to the short time it took to grow, the amount of spiritual energy inside is very small. If it were allowed to grow naturally, it would definitely grow into a precious spirit fruit.”

Sixteen gave the majority of the fruits to Senior White, and gave Senior Turtle and Lady Onion one fruit each. Then, she took a bite out of one of the fruits herself.

It did taste quite good, and it had Shuhang’s scent.

“Shuhang, do you want to have a try?” Sixteen grabbed one of the fruits and handed it to Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and bit down.

It tasted better than he thought it would.

Song Shuhang chewed on the fruit and said while flying, “I feel that I might really become an immortal chef in the future.”

“Apart from the Braised Heavenly Tribulation, what else can you cook?” The black Scarlet Heaven Sword took this opportunity to rend his heart.

Song Shuhang said triumphantly, “I still have the Lotus Blossoming Tongue, a living spring in my Inner World, strange fruits growing on my wooden body, and other dishes from the Heavenly Tribulation Grand Banquet. In the future, when my inner demon materializes, it would be equivalent to carrying ‘Inner Demon Sashimi Slices’ with me all the time. I would literally have a pantry with me all the time.”

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword: “…”

Are you sure that you aren’t going to be an ingredient supplier instead?

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After flying away outside the scholarly faction and leaving the defensive formation, Song Shuhang and the others found a lake at random and landed.

Song Shuhang took out the metal disc Fairy Blue Phoenix had given him and poured spiritual energy into it to activate it.

Senior White, who held several fruits in his arms, squatted beside him, and asked, “Do you want to go to the Beast Realm?”

Song Shuhang nodded and said, “There’s a way for me to create a new body on a holy mountain in the Beast Realm, and I am determined to do it!”

“Can I go with you?” asked Senior White. His interest was suddenly piqued when he heard the word “holy mountain”.

Song Shuhang replied, “There is only one slot, but maybe I can open my Inner World when I’m there. Hmm, I’ll ask Fairy Blue Phoenix if I can get more slots.”

After a short while, a light flashed on the metal disc as it had connected to a receiver.

Song Shuhang said, “Good evening.”

From the metal disc, a deep male voice echoed. “Who is this?”

Eh? It isn’t Fairy Blue Phoenix who answered the call.

Song Shuhang immediately changed his tone to a serious one and said, “I’m looking for Fairy Blue Phoenix. I need to talk to her.”

“You’re looking for Blue Phoenix?” After a moment of silence, the man on the other end said suddenly, “Listen here, no matter who you are, stop harassing Blue Phoenix! I don’t care how you got Blue Phoenix’s contact info, but you’d better erase it from your head this instant. Don’t even think about harassing her again. Otherwise, don’t blame me for crawling out of the metal disc and beating you up!”

Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.

Did I say something wrong?

How am I harassing Fairy Blue Phoenix?

The tone when I spoke just now was very serious!

Could the guy on the other end be sick in the head? Did he get jealous of me even though he doesn’t know who I am? Isn’t he afraid that the person who contacted Fairy Blue Phoenix is ??a big shot and that he might’ve offended them?

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword exclaimed happily, “Come on, come over and fight me!”

As an inner demon, it was its job to stir up trouble.

As it saw a perfect opportunity to incite trouble just now, it made its move.

Not wanting to be outdone, Senior Turtle replied loudly, “Come here if you’ve got the balls. You’ve got no balls if you don’t come over!”

“Okay, so do you really dare challenge me?! Let’s see who’s got the balls! However, tell me your name first! I won’t beat some nameless person.” The man could be heard gnashing his teeth on the other side.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and was about to reply.

The virtuous lamia rushed out and said, “I am Tyrannical Song, 18 years old, please guide me.”

“If I have offended you~” Fairy Creation sang with a tear-jerking voice.

“You can come over and fight me!” The black-skinned Soft Feather appeared at just the right time and finished the line.

Song Shuhang: “...”

“Boom~”

At this moment, a violent explosion sounded from the metal disc.

[Is that guy really going to crawl out of the metal disco to fight me?] Song Shuhang swiftly switched to battle mode and got his hair ready.

Fairy Blue Phoenix’s voice suddenly sounded from the metal disc, “Sorry, is it Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song on the other side? I just had to smack a bug over here.”

Song Shuhang: “...”

Was the explosion just now from a bug getting smacked?

Did that little bug get obliterated instantly?

That guy has brought embarrassment to all little bugs!

How can you call yourself a little bug when you aren’t even difficult to pinch to death?

This guy should leave the little bug clan!

Fairy Blue Phoenix said, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, I will make sure to punish him harshly this time and disqualify him from entering the Holy Mountain. I’ll just transfer his qualifications to someone else.”

“Transfer his qualifications to someone else, eh? How about you just give us his slot?” Senior White spat out the seed of the fruit and said. After all, he wanted to go and have some fun in the Beast Realm.

Fairy Blue Phoenix asked, “Who are you, Fellow Daoist?”

Song Shuhang introduced, “It’s Sage Monarch White.”

Fairy Blue Phoenix pondered and said, “If it’s Sage Monarch White, then sure. I can transfer the slot for the Holy Mountain to him.”

Senior White nodded in satisfaction.