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Free me! Faster!

“I will try, father.”

“Hmm…”

I decided to refrain from harsh words, because after all, the child simply said that he would try. For a dragon’s long life of seven years, this was just a fleeting moment. He still had a lot of time to become a great Magic Dragon or Dark Dragon, like the Dragon of Oblivion Noebius. After all, he still had plenty of time to develop!

“Yes, Green Cake. Try.”

“Yes!”

The dragon smiled and grabbed Saint H’s hand as if hinting for her to praise him. She replied with a smile on her face.

“Well done. Courage is one of the most important moral principles.”

“Hehe. I’ll take that in mind, Mom.”

In seven years, a lot had changed… like becoming attached to a pet like it were your child.

“Hey, Kang Han Soo. How long are you going to keep us like this? ” Spirit A asked confidently, not even covering himself.

“Shame won’t kill you.”

“I have been tormented by this question for a long time but are you a Hero?! You killed me in front of my women, then took my soul altogether, and now you make me feel shame!”

“But this is better than being sold for experiments?”

Many countries and organizations on Earth would like to explore the body of an alien. That was why I think I acted rather mercifully. After a while, Spirit A humbly responded.

“…Okay, I will no longer doubt that you are a Hero. I’m grateful that even though you have such awful things in your mind, you still didn’t do them.”

“Now you’re talking.”

“…”

“And you’re right, too. You shouldn’t walk around naked.”

Over time, I gradually began to get used to this body. In addition to controlling the spirits, I realized what I was capable of.

Level 5 → Level 1

Some minor skills had grown even without hunting monsters, so I used the accumulated experience points. To where?

Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!

I made spirit underwear. If there were more experience points, it would be possible to create some normal clothes, but now this was my limit. At least all important parts of the body were covered.

“Master! How can you call it underwear?!” The flushed Spirit D protested.

“It can’t be helped; I don’t have enough experience points yet. I’ll make you garter stockings later, so be a little patient.”

“I didn’t ask for anything like that! I asked about this pair of underwear! They’re just leaves on strings!”

“How can you say that?”

This was my work, on which I spent all my experience points. If you accumulated experience points, then in the future, it would be possible to create weapons. The more powerful the equipment, the more experience points I would need. Spirits were still useful now, but if you were to think about the future, you needed to diligently hunt and equip yourself.

After all, my enemy’s strong. After solving the problem with temporary clothing for spirit, I decided where to go next. I didn’t even need to think hard about it.

“I have to face the First Spirit.”

There were many changes when I reincarnated into a spirit, but the most important thing to pay attention to after rebirth was my attribute. All spirits specialized in one attribute, but I, reborn as a spirit, didn’t belong anywhere. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Ether, Light, Darkness. If not one of those, what was my attribute?

What do you think, Miss Trainee?

►Question: I think you are a spirit of a new attribute. Do the spirits under your control also have their body and skills from their past life? This is different from a regular spirit.

Apparently, it was. If I had the same body as familiar spirits, then Kang Han Soo’s journey towards his dreams and hope would end. And an urgent journey would begin to turn things around.

“Let’s hit the road!”

Previously, I would have used the Space Transport Magic Circle, but now the Dumpling Kingdom and the Holy Kingdom were overrun by demons, so their connection with the Elven Kingdom was cut off. I needed to move by ground or in the sky.

There was nothing wrong with that for me, as it was entirely necessary to raise the level of the spirits.

“Green Cake. I’ll teach you a thing or two. He who rules the sky rules the world. Watch carefully.”

Flap!

Embracing Spirit C behind my back, I opened the wings of the just Hero and flew up. Then I issued a short order to Spirit C.

“Clear the whole earth.”

“Okay, Master.”

Her song spread throughout the region, massacring the demons and their followers below. If you look, there were good demons and followers. But how long would it take to separate them? Meanwhile, the Demon Lord’s army was growing. Therefore, it was better to just remove them all.

“A strange Hero for whom practicality is important…”

“He’s a pretty interesting character.”

Spirit A and Spirit B dealt with the high-level demons who withstood the cleansing, thanks to which they increased their level. Spirit D, having received my permission, spread her angel wings and set about searching for high-level demons for the two. Spirit B earned most of the experience points.

To defeat the Demon Lord, who escaped from the fantasy world, he stopped his development at level 100, but now the need for that had disappeared. Saint H sat on Green Cake’s back, turned into a dragon again, and followed us from the Holy Kingdom to the Dumpling Kingdom.

“We will not be able to greet the king.”

The King, who was going to exploit the Hero for free, ended up getting punished by heaven. The Dumpling Kingdom quickly fell due to the betrayal of the queen, who was a follower of demons. The king and prince were hanged. The queen once again married a high-ranking demon, and the princess became his mistress and gave birth to a demon three years ago.

This country had gone through a rough time. However, that was only the case for the ranks of the aristocrats. Ordinary people lived peacefully. They didn’t care who ruled, as long as taxes were low. Most men were drafted into the military to prevent the demonic invasion, and most of them died, so there were many more women than men in the cities. The demons took their place, however, so there was no problem.

This wasn’t modern Earth. On Earth, it wasn’t difficult for a girl to survive alone, but on the continents of Fantasy, things were different. Wooden front doors break easily, and if a young girl walked alone at night, she could be stolen and sold into slavery. Therefore, here the man was the protector of the family.

It didn’t matter if they were human or demon.

“Master. Should I clean?”

“Yes.”

Demons played the role of husbands. If a woman was willing to live with a demon who may have killed her husband, son, or father, then I could leave everything as it was. Wasn’t that better than making a woman suffer alone? But the God of the fantasy world wouldn’t approve of that. He didn’t need a world where the blood of humans and demons mixed.

Paat!

Spirit C sang her song, and then the cleansing began. The Dumpling Kingdom and the Holy Kingdom would instantly turn into countries where only women lived, but polygamy was allowed here. Time would decide everything.

“Then there will be no problems with Reputation and Personality!”

After all, a just Hero saved the country from the rule of demons. What would be next? I went with the dummies to the Elven Kingdom, Elfheim.

*

Elfheim, located in the western part of the central continent, was surrounded by mountains and dense forests. Therefore, it was rather difficult to attack it. Although such detachment from the world also presented a problem. Now only elves lived in Elfheim, so they suffered from a lack of population.

For example, the elf warriors who single-handedly defeated fifty demons then died in battle. If you count it this way, it was profitable, but only one elf was born per day, while hundreds of demons were born in the time frame. Then, all these calculations didn’t matter.

“Therefore, humans are the strongest.”

After all, they reproduced the best. There are idiots who despise the harmony and union of yin and yang, and they will come to their senses only if the state is ravaged by violence that overwhelms the population.

Just like the Elves.

They pretended to be noble and eventually became slaves and captives. Due to different possibilities, fools and social scum were often born, but also, an invincible hero could be born with an extremely slight possibility.

Appearance, skills. Unlike the elves, who were all evenly good with this, it was given only to a select few humans. However, it was these very few who dominated such a world. So what about the elves without heroes?

“Kuuk…”

“This is the end of the kingdom of Elfheim…”

They quietly walk the path to collapse. Although, surprisingly, they were able to hold out so long. If the Elven King’s wife hadn’t been so well versed in politics, their state would have already fallen, and all elves would’ve been sold into slavery. The dear elf men were beautifully packaged to be sold to the eastern continent, and the other elves were mobilized washing, farming, gathering…

“Let’s finish here quickly.”

“Yes.”

The demons exploded like firecrackers. I felt no pity for the elves. Although I didn’t think all elves were evil like Sylvia. If you look around, there were innocents among them, like Elf A.

Ah! Elf A was a half-breed. Human blood of the highest grade mixed with elven blood made an excellent combination. Anyway…

“Mm?”

“Oh?”

“Huh!”

The demons were cleansed without even having time to cry out in pain. The level of Spirit C had risen sharply after she massacred the demons of the Dumpling and the Holy Kingdom, making it nigh impossible to resist her power. A cart full of naked elves ended up getting overturned, and the demons using elves as chairs turned to dust.

The demon commander, who fell to the ground, foaming at his mouth, was left defenseless for Spirit B to finish him off.

“It’s too easy that tears are welling up in my eyes.”

The God of the Fantasy world couldn’t fail to release me because I honestly acquired this spirit. This was different from the First Hero’s Black Box.

Miss Trainee. What do you think?

►Confirmation: Because of the last time, I double-checked the rules carefully. The spirit you own is legal. I guarantee you! If I’m wrong, I’ll go on a date with you. I promise!

Then it is illegal!

► Nonsense: How is that?!

I always felt Miss Trainee’s desire to go on a date with me. But if not…then do you mean you don’t want to see me ever again?

► Confusion: You are such a fool that I don’t even know what to say…and I thought you were perfect, Kang Han Soo, but you also have a stupid side. Oh! I wasn’t trying to say that this idea is disgusting to me. I was just trying to convince you.

It was a joke. So, is it legal?

► Crying: Joke…yes. Don’t even dream of dating!

While I was talking to Miss Trainee, who suddenly grew nervous, the dummies and I moved on. There was an atmosphere like a funeral filling the Elven Kingdom. The population here was small, and the long-lived elves were close neighbors, colleagues, or relatives to each other. In general, it could be said that they all knew each other from birth.

And day after day, news arrived that someone they knew had been killed or caught by a demon. There was no room for laughter here.

“But I like the silence.”

I chuckled as I landed in the garden of the royal palace. The massive Green Cake and Saint H, who couldn’t help but attract attention, remained on the border to deal with the demons, and thus I canceled the call of the spirits.

So now I was alone, and there were no obstacles in front of me. Many elves who knew how to fight went straight to the border, and the Elven King left the guard of the palace to the spirits. However, all these spirits were on my side!

Everything went according to plan.

“…Hmm?”

On my way to the garden manhole, I stopped, discovering something unusual.

“I didn’t know that elves grow from the earth…”

“Free me! Human! ” The elf, whose head protruded from the ground, shouted.

How long had she been in this state? Her head was already covered with dust and moss. But I immediately recognized her.

How could I forget?

“Hi, how have you been? Thief E.”

The elf who deceived the honest Hero with her fake breasts.

“What is this strange name…no, first, hurry up! I think it’s coming out!”

“What is?”

“That thing!”

The face of Thief E, whom I met after a long time, turned pale.