Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 321 – Florida Man Inflicts Max Emotional Damage to Muscle Builder by Forcing Him Through Gender Transformation Operation

Tang San couldn't complain as the evolution struck him. He shut his eyes and meditated, controlling the new blood inside him. His bone marrow quickly regenerated new blood cells into his blood circulation system while the old blood was devoured by the new blood cells. When the new blood took over the entire system, Tang San transformed.

His muscles and skeleton shrank. His coarse skin became as smooth as polished jade, and his skin tone was brighter. The six-packs vanished, replaced with a delicate soft, and smooth stomach. His muscular chest also formed a curve.

Tang San's face changed for the better (or worse). His handsome face was beautified by the extreme yin energy.

A day in the time chamber passed. Tang San opened his eyes and deeply frowned. On the other hand, Leo whistled and purchased a mirror from his system shop. He placed it in front of Tang San.

"Stand up and look at yourself. If I may comment, you are quite a charmer now."

"Huh?"

Tang San had a tinge of doubt when he looked down and found a pair of sizable mountains on his chest. He immediately touched the area on his crotch and discovered that his precious jewel was still there.

Still, the combination made him concerned about his future. He stood up and looked in the mirror.

There was a pretty long black-haired lady in the mirror. Despite having a gorgeous face and sexy hips, Tang San screamed in shock.

"HOW?! WHY?!"

Tang San touched his face and his arms. Then, he realized that they got softer.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!"

Leo snorted and appraised Tang San's constitution using the system scan. Then, he asked the system.

"System. Can you show him what you show me?"

DING

<Yes. Would you like to enable this permission permanently or temporarily?>

"Temporary."

<Affirmative.>

DING

Two system screens appeared in front of Leo and Tang San. Both disclosed information on Tang San's new physique and cultivation potential.

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Name: Tang San

Alias: None

Age: 19

Race: Abyssal Black Tortoise / Human

Cultivation Base: Quasi-Immortal

Bloodline: Abyssal Black Tortoise Bloodline

Biography: Tang San was born with a unique constitution that rejected yin and yang essence in favor of the monster Qi. His parents engraved a fate crystal into Tang San's soul when he was a baby to seal his rampaging monster Qi. But by doing so, Tang San's cultivation future was crippled.

Tang San encountered Overlord Kishin Douji who resuscitated his dantian, allowing him to cultivate monster Qi again even though the overlord's cultivation method was harmful to Tang San in the long run.

Fate guided him to Overlord Florida Man. The overlord removed the entangled meridians and weakened dantian of Tang San by injecting the rare bloodline of the extinct creature 'The Abyssal Black Tortoise' into Tang San's blood veins.

Tang San managed to digest the bloodline safely and emerged as a descendant of the great race. He now can cultivate the lost cultivation method of the Abyssal Black Tortoises, who were famous for their impenetrable defense.

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After reading his own biography, Tang San was stunned. He looked behind him and touched his back, expecting to see a tortoise shell. However, he couldn't find one.

Tang San let out a long sigh of relief. He pursed his lips and gazed at his figure in the mirror once again. After turning around and admiring his physique from the sides, he grumbled.

"Am I a woman now?" Asked Tang San in a woman's voice.

Leo teased him, "Depends on your definition. If you follow my advice and become a non-binary, you can call yourself whatever you want. Be it a two-spirited penguin, a lesbian, a futa, or a ladyboy, I have no F to give."

"B-But other people will see me as a woman now! I'M A MAN! I DON'T WANNA BE A WOMAN!"

"Do you still have that thing down there?" Leo pointed at Tang San's crotch.

"…"

Tang San looked down. He touched "IT" and confirmed that they were functional. He bitterly smiled.

"I still have them, senior."

Again, Leo shrugged, "Then, what do you want to call yourself? A man or a woman?"

"…I still want to remain as a man. Yes. I have it, so I'm still a man!"

"That's the answer! Your gender is whatever you want. Don't think too much about it."

"But about my future spouse and… my future wife? I wish to have a wife in the future, senior. How am I supposed to tell them that I'm a man if I have this physique?!"

"Just show them the D? Tell them that your boobs are bigger than theirs?"

"…"

Tang San was speechless for a minute. When he imagined the scenario, he burst into laughter. But a moment later, he was depressed.

Leo patted Tang San's back. He consoled the guy.

"Jokes aside. Your constitution is unofficially nicknamed "FUTA" in my world. It's nothing special."

"F-Futa?"

"Yes. Their appearance looked perfectly like other women's except for their genitals. Some even had both."

"B-BOTH?!"

"Yup! Don't think too much about it. You'll be surprised to see how some women actually prefer their mates feminine. They are actually more sickening freaks than the normal ones in our society, but we don't talk about it. Think of it in a positive way. You can enjoy fancy pretty dresses now. Nobody will scoff at you if you start wearing dresses tomorrow. Oh, you can still wear man's clothes if you want to, and no one will bat an eye. That's your privilege."

"…"

Tang San didn't know what to think. He gazed at the mirror again and admired his new face and appearance. He spins in front of the mirror as if he was dancing.

Although Tang San thought he didn't like it, the corners of his mouth slightly curved up because of the unexplainable excitement of his new gender.

"So, I'm a FUTA!"

"PFFT!"

Leo covered his mouth as he almost lost it. He crouched while his shoulders trembled, hiding his laughter.

"I'M BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M A FUTA!!"

"…"

Watching the young man experience five stages of grief entertained Leo. He secretly pinched his thighs to stop himself from laughing, showing respect to Tang San.

While Tang San celebrated his new identity, Leo consulted his system.

"Do you have a cultivation method book or manual for him in the store?"

DING

The system navigated Leo's system screen to the shopping menu and showed him the item.

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- Abyssal Black Tortoise Cultivation Method (Mortal)

- Abyssal Black Tortoise Cultivation Method (Immortal)

- Abyssal Black Tortoise Cultivation Method (Deity)

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The cultivation manuals were separated into many volumes, categorized by the cultivation realm. The names of the manuals were also easy to understand as no other variants existed.

Leo purchased the three first volumes. Unlike the bloodline, these manuals only cost him 111 years of lifespan.

"I should fight with a real abyssal black tortoise in the simulation mode later. Hey, system. If I never meet a black tortoise before, can I summon their clones in the simulation mode?"

DING

<No. The cloned target must be within the same galaxy as you to enable the summon.>

"Yeah, I figured."

Leo was disappointed. He wished he could learn more about the abyssal tortoises or copy their abilities.

Fortunately, his system was more useful than the imperfect system in his early days. It prompted him with a hint, which Leo didn't ask for.>

<The Abyssal Black Tortoises are extinct, but their souls are recycled in the karmic river. You may enlist them with your new recruitment system and enable the simulation mode's summoning permission.>

"Huh?!" Leo was surprised, "Wait, I can recruit souls from Karma River?!"

<Yes. You haven't explored all the new features yet. Please explore every system you have to take advantage of your true entity fate crystal.>

<Your system hopes you can be the strongest entity in this universe as the system's livelihood depends on your strength and survival. Your system will also remind you periodically in case you suffer from dementia.>

"…"

Somehow, Leo felt like the system low-key threw a shade at him.

Leo put the matter at the back of his head and skimmed through the manuals. Although everybody called him an idiot most of the time, he memorized every word after reading every page twice. Then, he passed the manuals to Tang San.

"Throw away the previous cultivation methods. Recultivate from the start by using these methods."

Tang San confusingly received the manuals, "R-Recultivate from the beginning, senior? You mean, I have to start over as a muscle tempering stage again?"

"For the foundation, yes."

"But it took a whole year to reach my current strength!"

"Don't worry. You'll surpass your current strength within… a month, I think."

"A MONTH?!"

The promise piqued Tang San's interest. He immediately opened the first volume of the manual and read it.

While reading, Tang San circulated his Qi according to the guide. As soon as he did, yin energy in the time chamber gushed toward Tang San like a tidal wave, entering his bodily pores and orifices against his will.

"!!!"

Tang San's body floated in mid-air as the gush of Qi turned into a tornado. His clothes shattered to pieces.

Black liquid seeped out from his physique as the extreme yin energy flushed out all the monster Qi impurity out of his body. However, the black liquid soon reentered his body because of the cultivation method.

The bad liquid turned into food for the abyssal tortoise's blood again. All blood cells were strengthened as a result, improving Tang San's condition and vitality.

The full-body Qi circulation was completed 7 times every one second. Every time a full-body Qi circulation was completed, Tang San could feel that his bones and muscles were strengthened by another level.

At first, Tang San's physical strength reverted back to when his cultivation base was at the bottom. But after cultivating the first verse, his cultivation base reached the final level of 1st stage instantly, yet his real strength surpassed any regular 3rd stage cultivator.

A minute later, Tang San broke through to the second stage. Two minutes later, he reached the third stage.

After an hour, the man regained his former cultivation base!

Leo stroked his chin, impressed with Tang San's cultivation speed.

"I guess one month is an understatement. You did it in an hour."

Tang San didn't respond as his mind focused on the Qi circulation. He slowly opened his eyes after two hours of cultivation.

Unfortunately, he couldn't advance to the next realm yet as he hadn't comprehended the entire first volume. He needed time to reread everything.

Tang San opened his eyes and landed on the ground. He inspected his body. Although his outward appearance never changed, his muscles became compact and sturdier than when he had a bulky physique. His every movement was brim with power and great force.

Testing his new strength, Tang San punched empty air.

BOOM

A loud sound followed his fist. Tang San widened his eyes in astonishment.

On the other hand, Leo glanced at something else as they jiggled hard. Leo stroked his chin and compared them with Esen's assets.

Esen's properties were soft and elastic. On the other hand, Tang San's mountains seemed firm and harder.

"Yup. It's a man's boob after all."

Tang San looked at Leo, "Did you say something, senior?"

"Nothing. Just admiring your punch."

"Oh…" Tang San looked down and realized that he was naked. Like normal men, he groped his chest and massaged them.

"…"

Tang San and Leo quietly stared at the assets. The former blushed in embarrassment while Leo started to miss his wife.

"God dammit. I shouldn't promised y'all to teach you here. Now, I want to cuddle with my wife." Leo complained.

"…Not my fault, senior." Tang San turned around and hid his chest by instinct.

"I don't want to look at your junk. Put on some clothes first. Also, mine is bigger than yours. There's no point looking at the tiny dragon."

"…"