I Beg You All, Please Shut Up

Chapter 292: Chu Tian Leaves the Country

Staring blankly at Song Xiaoya, Chu Tian paused for two or three seconds, couldn’t help frowning, and said, “So, what books have you published?”

“Two books.” Song Xiaoya said, “One is called 《Guide to Wilderness Survival》 and the other is called 《World Travel Guide》.”

“These two books are written based on my own experience. Among them, 《Guide to Wilderness Survival》 is mainly about how people should save themselves when they encounter a series of dangers in the wild.”

“And the 《World Travel Guide》 mainly wrote about different customs in different regions of the world, as well as tourist attractions that are really worth seeing, and sprecautions, etc.”

Wilderness Survival Guide?

World Travel Tips?

I’ll go!

This book sounds impossible to sell!

Chu Tian thought for a while and said, “Song Xiaoya, if I encounter a tiger in the wild, how should I save myself?”

“Well… let’s take a look at the scenery.” Song Xiaoya thought about it seriously and said, “If you encounter a tiger in the wild, the possibility of ordinary people surviving is almost zero because the muscles of the tiger’s body are as high as 80%. The density is more than three times that of humans, and the palm strength is close to one ton. Whether it is speed, reaction, or resistance to blows, tigers are far superior to humans, just watch the scenery quietly and wait for death.”

Chu Tian looked at Song Xiaoya with a dark face and said, “So, this is the self-help technique you gave me, waiting to die?”

“This is the truth.” Song Xiaoya said, “The combat power is not at the slevel. There is no solution.”

“Then… what about the world travel guide?” Chu Tian said, “For example, what should I pay attention to when traveling to the United States?”

“When you buy things, pay attention to giving the change, don’t be cheated.” Song Xiaoya said, “There are many foreigners in the store who are just trying to scam Asians.”

“Looking for you a handful of change, if you check it carefully, you may find that smoney is missing from you. At this time, if you ask him, he will use a calculator to recalculate and then give you a thumb up in surprise. Praise your mental arithmetic skills, and then give you the money.”

“Actually, this is just a trick they use to cheat money because the mental arithmetic ability of us Asians is indeed generally higher than that of Europeans and Americans, but they are not so bad at arithmetic.”

“If you don’t check it carefully, if you lose your money, it will go into their own pockets. If you check it carefully, they will praise you for being amazing and then give you the money. As a result, you are still happy and think to yourself, foreigners are so stupid.”

“Actually, I’m not that stupid, I just cheated you out of money.”

“Another point is that if you travel to the United States, you must buy insurance, especially medical insurance. You must buy it because the high medical expenses there are definitely not affordable for ordinary people.”

“It’s like a well-off family in our country. If you go there and get sick, if you don’t have insurance, you will go bankrupt directly.”

“Moreover, this is one of the reasons why so many people over there are keen on running and fitness because they can’t afford to get sick.”

“Compared to our domestic medical treatment, it is simply cheap. It is precisely because of this reason that people in our country do not pay much attention to fitness, because we have sdisasters and the like. If it is not a serious illness, basically, it will not affect your life.”

Chu Tian stared into Song Xiaoya’s eyes, nodded slowly, and said, “By the way, where are the four of them?”

“Xiaochun and Xiaodong are repairing the garden behind the villa.” Song Xiaoya said, “Xiaoxia and Xiaoqiu went shopping in the supermarket. There are too few things at home, so prepare more things. Otherwise, when you want to eat, you won’t have tto cook.”

“Still really dutiful.” Chu Tian laughed for a moment, then slowly took a deep breath and said, “Right, Xiaoya, do you think if I make a trip to the hair country, I can be allowed to go?”

Song Xiaoya looked at Chu Tian, frowned slightly, and said, “You want to go abroad?”

Chu Tian nodded.

“Why?” Song Xiaoya asked, “You should know that it is very taboo for you to leave the country, and there is a high probability that you will not be allowed to leave the country.”

“I know.” Chu Tian said, “But I just went shopping.”

“Go shopping?” Song Xiaoya frowned and thought for a while, “What are you shopping for? Do you have to go abroad?”

“Buy swine.” Chu Tian said, “There is no bottle of wine in such a big wine cellar, so I plan to go to Fa Guo, visit the wineries over there, and then buy sgood wine.”

“Then you don’t need to leave the country.” Song Xiaoya said, “There is a man in the capital that specializes in the wine business in Fa Guo. He has a private winery in the capital. The original high-quality red wine shipped from China, and the high-priced red wine sold in many places in China are all taken from him, but the price may be slightly more expensive than buying directly from Fa Guo.”

“Oh, that’s it.” Chu Tian nodded and said, “Well, can you contact this person? I’ll go to the capital tomorrow to buy sand fill up the wine cellar in the villa.”