I Shall Cuck Everyone

*Darling~ you sound harsh…*

*How the fuck do you expect me to talk? He freaking impregnated our baby. She's still too young to be a mother.*

*Don't say that, honey. I also gave birth to Tony at Blair's age.*

*That was a fucking mistake. I wish I had used a freaking condom.*

*Then I also wished that I had used some fucking pills. Enough playing, let's be serious for once.*

*You started it…*

*Just shut the fuck up:)*

Only the whispers of the mature couple could be heard inside this room. I just don't know if they forgot that I am a vampire, or if they are not aware of something called Ki. (well, they probably have no idea.)

Normally, every ability user's senses are sharp compared to normal people, so they can easily hear whispers, but not everytime though. Which means they can only hear it to a certain degree. However, vampires and some other races have the natural ability to hear even the sound of a pin drop depending on the prowess of each individual. Either way, an average Ki user can also hear the slightest sound of a pin drop if the Ki is focused or harnessed into the ears.action

Shifting my gaze to the side, I realize that Blair's face is flushed red. She also heard her parents' conversation.

"Cough. Cough." Mr. Derek lets out small coughing sounds.

"Jake, yesterday… my wife and I came to the realization that you impregnated Blair. Is that true?" Mr. Derek asks with an unwavering gaze.

"It's true… sir." I reply. "That's not all, I also want to marry her." I added.

"...."

"...."

Blair's parents keep quiet for some moments without saying anything.

"Mom, dad… He proposed to me." Blair suddenly speaks up after sensing her parents' silence.

"Jake, Blair… we're fine with both of you getting married, having a baby, and all that. Blair even explained to us that she did some rituals so that she won't give birth to a dhampir. That means you guys have planned all this on your own. However, Jake, you have a lot of wives. I know it's a vampire thing since you're the crown prince, but I only want to ask you one question." Mrs. Sanders says with a serious expression.

"Do you truly love Blair? I know that Blair loves you more than even herself, do you love her the same, or were you just forced into this relationship because of her obsession?"

SIGH…

"I love her from the bottom of my heart." I give a reply with a little smile. "And as for whether I started dating her because of her obsession– that's true. But over time, I fell in love with Blair. If I didn't love her, I wouldn't have agreed to marry her or let her even perform the ritual in the first place." I elaborate.

"That makes sense…" Mr. Derek mumbles.

*Honey, what are we going to say next? I don't know **** about vampire culture.*

*Just take it like a normal wedding.*

The couple whisper to each other again.

"Do you guys even realize that we can hear you?" Blair suddenly speaks out with a dazed expression as if surprised by her parents' childish actions.

"You can?!" The couple blurt out with their mouths formed into an O-shape.

"Sigh, normal humans like us are just so clueless…" Mr. Derek says with a long sigh.

"Don't worry, dad. I'll get you and mom some ability crystals…fufu." Blair says with a giggle.

"Really?! B-But do we really need it?" The couple say at the same time, and with their eyes gleaming with excitement that can't be hidden.

'Yes, this is the perfect way to settle things. Well played, Blair.' I think inwardly.

"You need it of course. The weakest ability can expand the lifespan of an average human by twofold. The stronger the ability, the stronger the life span." Blair says again, making her parents' eyes sparkle.

"Cough. Ahem…Jake, let's continue talking from where we stopped." Mr. Derek says with a straight face after realizing that he let down his guard and became too excited.

"About the wedding… Although, I wish Tony was here right now. It would have been much better, but he's going to come back tomorrow anyway. So, there are a few things you need to know about Blair, Jake….."

Mr. And Mrs. Graham start talking to me and Blair, planning our wedding, and also telling me a few things about her. Such as her most embarrassing childhood moments and a few of her flaws that I didn't know about. This was indeed a good conversation, it was quite funny and intriguing to learn more about my soon-to-be wife. Misty has probably told Blair a lot of things about me.

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"I can't believe that I'm sleeping over…" I say with a sigh as I crash into an average-sized bed.

Right now, I'm inside Blair's room. Not her room specifically though, it's Blair and her brother's room.

"I'm glad my brother is not at home…" Blair replies while changing her clothes and putting on some pajamas.

"Here put them on…" Blair says, throwing a silky brown pajama at me. These are Tony's pajamas but…

"Come on, wear them, they'll fit you perfectly. I bet my brother wouldn't mind."

"I don't like touching people's stuff…" I say with a groan as I oblige and put on the pajamas. Since Tony and I are pretty much the same height, his pajamas fitted me perfectly. Oddly enough, Tony's clothes fit me, he's just a tall guy whose height rivals that of an average vampire. (His mom is freaking tall :)

"Mmm, Jake… should I take a shower? I think I should shower, you might want to get freaky with me tonight." Blair says with a wink as she pulls off her pajamas and moves into the bathroom.

Damn… that gave me some butterflies.

But first and foremost, I need to call Misty and inform her that I am not coming home tonight.

Turning on the screen of my smart watch and dialing Misty's number, I swallow a mouthful of saliva while beads of sweat start dripping down my forehead. My yandere sister might do something crazy…

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