I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

235 Sh*t Stirrer (Part 2)

Faced with Wang Mang’s vicious threat, the two monkey demons were so frightened that they began to tremble.

Helpless, they were forced to acquiesce, and despairingly walked toward the cave with the bags of feces in tow.

When Wang Mang saw that they were close enough, he nodded and said, “Throw the sh*t in!”

Hearing this, the two monkey demons flung the bags into the cave, and then ran for their lives.

Moments later, The Tiger Emperor’s furious roar was heard.

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“Damn it! Who was it? How dare you throw such filth into my cave!”

Then, Wang Mang saw the furious Tiger Emperor rush out from the depths of the cave. However, when he did a double take, he could not hold back his laughter.

The Tiger Emperor’s body was stained with sh*t and stank to the high heavens.

“Hahaha! Tiger Emperor, are you satisfied with the gift I prepared for you?”

When the enraged Tiger Emperor heard Wang Mang’s words, he was stunned. It was this damn snake!

This f*cker dared to return here and cover him in sh*t?

Then, the enraged Tiger Emperor suddenly realized that Wang Mang’s aura had become much stronger, almost comparable to a demon emperor’s.

How did this snake become so strong so quickly?

Hardly any time had passed!

Then, the Tiger Emperor came to a decision. He could not allow Wang Mang to live. At the rate this snake was getting stronger, it would eventually become a threat to him.

Furthermore, there was already a grudge between them.

At the same time, the Tiger Emperor said in a grim tone, “Very good! You’ve got guts coming back here to provoke me!”

“Do you really think that you’ll be able to fight me just because you’ve become stronger? I’ll stuff your sh*t back in your piehole, you filthy python!”

“You deserve to die!”

“I will…”

However, before the Tiger Emperor could finish speaking, he saw a scene that left him dumbfounded.

Wang Mang had already turned around and burrowed underground!

What the f*ck?!

Was it not here for revenge?

Was it not here to fight him?

What was this sh*t?!

The Tiger Emperor became even more furious. This damn snake was truly disgusting.

After hesitating for a moment, the Tiger Emperor decided to pursue him..

Two days later, underground…

Wang Mang was still fleeing, occasionally turning back to provoke the Tiger Emperor.

“Come on! If you have the ability, catch up and kill me!”

“Also, you f*cking stink!”

After hearing Wang Mang’s provocation, the Tiger Emperor was infuriated, but also somewhat doubtful.

This damned python had already escaped his grasp once before. Now, it was even stronger, so he was not confident in his chances of catching it.

In addition, he knew that Wang Mang had friends in the sea. Therefore, the Tiger Emperor was suspicious of Wang Mang’s motives.

This snake was full of confidence and provoked him repeatedly, occasionally slowing down to wait for him.

Was there some sort of ambush prepared for him? What other disgusting schemes had this sh*tty snake devised.

The Tiger Emperor became uneasy, and stopped pursuing Wang Mang.

“If you really have the ability, then don’t run!”

“You want me to continue chasing you and fall into your trap?”

“Do you really think I’m a fool?”

Hearing this, Wang Mang, who had been running away, hurriedly turned around, speechless.

‘Damn it! It backfired!’

He could tell what the Tiger Emperor was worried about, but had no way to explain that he had not prepared anything else.

His sole purpose here was to disgust and piss off the Tiger Emperor!

Still, he had to try.

Wang Mang sneered, “Haha, you dare call yourself the Tiger Emperor? I think you should be called the Cat Emperor!”

“F*ck, even a sick cat is braver and has bigger balls than you.”

“I threw sh*t on you, and you’re just gonna sit there and take it? Are you even a man?”

Hearing Wang Mang’s words, the Tiger Emperor said indifferently, “Are you angry and exasperated now?”

“Do you think I didn’t notice that you’ve already set up an ambush?”

“You want to lure me over and then ambush me, right?”

“Do you think that little trick of yours is gonna fool me?”

After saying that, the Tiger Emperor laughed coldly and turned around to leave.

Wang Mang was stunned.

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F*ck!

This Tiger Emperor was too cautious!

However, when he thought about how he had scared off the Tiger Emperor, Wang Mang felt proud.

He had insulted and smeared sh*t on a demon emperor and lived to tell the tale!

This also indirectly proved that the Tiger Emperor also acknowledged his strength, or at least the threat that his non-existent ambush presented.

Thus, the system should…

[Ding! Congratulations! Mission completed!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Top-grade Gacha x1!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! [Evolution conditions met. Begin evolution?]

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“No!”

There it was! The mission completion confirmation!

Now he could evolve again!

Moreover, he now had two Top-Grade Gachas, as well as the Specified and Randomized Wheels of Fortune.

Would this be enough to make a push for the demon emperor level?

Wang Mang was excited, and hurriedly surfaced from underground. He had no idea where he was, but it did not affect his happy moon in the slightest.

He quickly found a nice-looking cave in a nearby mountain forest

“System, use the 80% Evolution Card! Begin evolution!”

[Ding! The host has successfully used the 80% Evolution Card!]

[Ding! 1.8 billion evolution value has been successfully deducted! Beginning evolution…]