I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Xiao Qin was wearing the heart pajamas that the class leader wore last night, while the class leader was fully dressed.

Since Xiao Qin was tickled by the class leader and laughed for a while, her white face was flushed red. The class leader’s face was also a bit red, when she saw that I was already awake, she swept her gaze to the side.

I knew there was something odd going on here.

Since she gave her pajamas to Xiao Qin, that means when Xiao Qin sneaked into the guest room, she was probably only wearing a pair of underwear.

I rejoiced in last night’s strategic plan. If she actually crawled onto my bed like that, don’t even mention singing ‘The Golden Cudgel’, I wouldn’t even be able to calm down if I chanted ‘Diamond Sutra‘ ten times.

I also knew why the class leader had an unnatural gaze. When she woke up she realized her bra was missing and probably remembered that she left it in my room.

At this both moment, both girls were in front of me without wearing bras. I was a bit excited if I thought about it that way.

Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue when she saw me. The class leader went into Auntie Ren’s room without a word and afterwards looked at me with a strange expression.

Did she find out? Dis she realize that I used her bra as a face mask? Did she wear her bra or was she worried I did something to it and left her bosom empty?

After these events, the class leader was a bit preoccupied and inattentive. She didn’t really give us that much lessons in the morning and she planned to leave early because she said she had to cook lunch for her brother. Of course, I already ran downstairs and got her shoes from the shoemaker.

Since the class leader already escaped Xiao Qin’s evil clutches, I don’t really have any reason to stay.

Before leaving, I asked Xiao Qin to return Brother Optimus Prime and his fellow brothers.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qin quickly brought out the cardboard box.

After she placed the box on the sofa, she even opened it to let me inspect the contents.

My precious robots were indeed inside, but don’t show it right in front of the class leader!

She told the class leader while I was inspecting:

“This red robot is Ye Lin classmate’s lifeblood, if I don’t take care of it, he’ll hack me to death!”

“Ye Lin classmate also like the other robots too, sometimes he’ll place them on a chess board to create a self made animation.”

“The reason why Ye Lin classmate came to my house was definitely to retrieve these robots, he won’t rest until he gets them back!”

The class leader’s gaze was as if she was looking at a three year old.

“My younger brother doesn’t even play with these anymore...”

No shit! You’re brother’s interests has already moved onto his girlfriend! What’s wrong with liking robots? You didn’t know that robots were a man’s romance? Robots are way better than humans! They can turn their arms into drills, and also self detonate along with enemies... Forget it, explaining it is useless, you females wouldn’t understand!

I wanted to stuff the robots into my backpack and leave, but right when I was going to reach out, the class leader said:

“So, it turns out your mental age is so young.”

Who’s mental age! You’re only older than me by one day, why are you pretending to be so mature! Are you saying you never properly took care of dolls when you were young... Wait, that doesn’t seem like something the class leader would do... but it’s not fair! Girls become dolls once they grow older, when you dressed and groomed dolls before, now you can just do it on yourself in front of a mirror! However, boys can’t turn into robots!

I ignored her, first I made sure brother Optimus Prime was in my hands.

Xiao Qin innocently asked: “Can you let me borrow it in the future?”

I ruthlessly stared back: “I’ll never let you touch it again!”

The class leader who didn’t know the backstory thought I was too selfish.

“What? Are these toys really expensive? Are these the so-called ‘Action Figures’?”

These aren’t models. China didn’t even have the concept of those figurines when I was young. These are just normal toys bought from shopping malls or street stalls.

“So, it’s a normal toy? I thought it was something special! Ye Lin, if you like robots that much, I’ll just give you one!”

Eh? Class leader, you play with toys? How unexpected!

“When my brother was in third grade, he got our parents to buy a robot for him, the one with giant wings on its back...Although he stopped playing with it later on, I’ve always kept it in the closet since it didn’t break. I wanted to give it to a relative’s child...”

So, now you want to give it to me! Because I’m even more immature than your relative’s children? Stop joking around! I only want to retrieve my childhood memories from Xiao Qin! Also, the robots with wings on their backs, aren’t they Japanese super series robots? Don’t dirty my pure collection with that filth!

“Do you want it?”

After I didn’t reply, the class leader continued on.

“Xiao Zhe also has a SpongeBob SquarePants and a Happy Feet toy, if you want it I’ll give you both too.”

Who wants those dirty stuffed toys! Those toys don’t have any masculinity, they are probably toys you two shared!

“I even kept the water gun that Xiao Zhe had as a child, but I already turned it into a spray bottle for plants, otherwise I would have gave it to you too.”

“........”

“I also have a set of medical treatment toy dolls from when I was a child. I couldn’t give them away since they looked a bit creepy, are you interested?”

“........”

“Oh, right! Auntie Zhen, who lives next door, said that after her son graduated from kindergarten, he only plays with his iPad and she doesn’t know what to do with his toys. Perfect timing, I can get them for you.”

Enough, class leader! Stop looking at me with those eyes! I can’t stand it anymore!

“I... didn’t come here specially to take back these toys, it was just convenient! Don’t misunderstand...”

“That’s not true!” Xiao Qin interjected, “Ye Lin classmate clearly came just to take his toys! He yearned for these toys for years! Boo hoo ~~~ how terrible! He only thought about toys and not about me!”

“Hey Xiao Qin, stop making thing up! I’m already this old, how can I like childish robot toys! It was only because it was convenient...”

The class leader stared at the mountain of robot toys in the cardboard box in silence, then she looked at my not spacious backpack, my lie was exposed under her acute senses.

“It’s not embarrassing to admit your hobbies. Playing with robots is at least better than Cao JingShen, who reads H manga all day.”

Don’t mention that! I’m the one who sold those H manga to Cao JingShen! If you found out my family business, you would despise me even more!

“I... don’t play with robots at home! Actually, I don’t have to bring all of them back...”

As if she was waiting for that line, Xiao Qin suddenly asked:

“Then, can Ye Lin classmate lend them to me for a while?”

“Eh?”

“Since I’m really childish, I love robot toys. I have to talk with them every night or I can’t fall asleep! Ye Lin classmate, since you don’t really need them, lend me them for a while!”

“But...”

“Ah! You won’t lend it? As expected, Ye Lin classmate can’t live without them! I’m sorry, I shouldn’t rob you of your love, please take them all away!”

Xiao Qin made an expression as if she was wronged, then she sat on the sofa without another word.

The class leader scrunched her brows.

“Xiao Qin, will you really lose sleep without these robots?”

Xiao Qin nodded her head with a whimper.

The class leader shifted her inquisitive gaze towards me.

“Ye Lin, don’t take all of them, can you leave a few for Xiao Qin?”

Xiao Qin said in a hurry: “I like the red one that Ye Lin classmate is holding right now! I speak with it every night!”

Screw you! Brother Optimus Prime wouldn’t speak to you! You want me to leave the most important one behind!

The class leader said to me: “Lend this one to Xiao Qin, if you’re not happy, I’ll buy you a new one.”

Don’t use a tone as if you’re negotiating with a child! The childish boy that you see in your eyes almost rubbed one out with your bra last night!

The class leader reached over as she spoke and prevented me from placing brother Optimus prime in my bag.

Obviously, the class leader’s strength couldn’t be compared to mine, but I was afraid of breaking brother Optimus Prime and I didn’t want to seem really attached to the toy robots, so she was able to take it from me.

After she received brother Optimus Prime, she handed it to the delighted Xiao Qin.

I knew there was no more point taking back the other robots, it would only make me seem even more childish in front of the class leader.

Damn it! I was so close! Why can Xiao Qin guess my thoughts so accurately? Why did I have to meet the class leader who loves to meddle?

As I left from Xiao Qin’s home, my complexion was even worse than the gloomy sky.