I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After the class leader mentioned ‘unusual feelings’, Xiong YaoYue didn’t know she was talking about Xiao Qin, so she thought the class leader was discriminating against homosexuals. Then she turned serious and began to lecture the class leader:

“Class leader, I was wrong about you ＞︿＜, I never expected you would be this reluctant to accept new ideas.”

“I... I don’t think it’s a new idea?”

“Oh, did they have it in ancient times too? Anyway... you can’t call their feelings abnormal. In the beginning, it might seem a bit weird, but you’ll get used to it.”

The class leader turned around and glanced at me and Xiao Qin.

“But... are those feelings... really love?”

“How is it not love? It doesn’t matter what other people think as long as the two of them love each other. Class leader, don’t interfere with Ye Lin’s relationship or I’ll cut ties with you!”

“I... I’m not interfering....”

The class leader lowered her head as if she did something wrong. Her voice became quieter as she moved further away and I couldn’t hear the rest of her sentence.

Xiao Qin clutched her stomach, it seems she still had abdominal pains.

I walked over and spoke impatiently:

“Stop pretending, they already left. With your indestructible body...”

Xiao Qin suddenly grabbed the lapels of my jacket and it seemed she was about to cry.

“I, I’m bleeding.”

“Stop joking. It was only a birdie, not an armor-piercing round, how would you bleed...”

“No, no.” Xiao Qin shook her head feebly, “It’s an internal injury, not an external one...”

“Hahahaha.” I laughed louder, “It’s not like I’m Zhang Sanfeng, how did I give you an internal injury....”

Xiao Qin clenched her fist and hit me once on my chest.

Sigh, a weak punch isn’t enough to display your anger. Let me have a taste of the Little Tyrant’s iron fist...

Xiao Qin said anxiously:

“My, my place down there is bleeding!”

What. The. Hell. Are you saying it’s your period? No wonder you kept holding your legs together. Why are you in gym class if you’re having your period, just stay in class and sleep like before!

Xiao Qin said with grievance: “It wasn’t supposed to come this early, but after I was hit by the birdie...”

Fuck that, are you saying your period came early because I hit you in the stomach with a birdie?

I passed the rackets to two passing students in a hurry and carried Xiao Qin to the infirmary.

The girls in our class pointed behind my back and whispered:

“What’s going on? Is Ye Lin in charge of sending all injured girls to the infirmary?”

“Then we should be careful when exercising or Ye Lin will get to take advantage of us.”

“Why doesn’t the teacher do anything?”

“Stop joking. I heard Ye Lin is high up in the triads, there’s no way the teacher could do anything.”

It was the second time Xiao Qin was princess carried to the infirmary, but she couldn’t enjoy it like the last time. She spoke nervously:

“Ye Lin classmate, I thought it wouldn’t come this soon, so I didn’t bring tampons. Now... I think my pants are a bit wet...”

No need to say anymore. I could tell it’s wet without even looking, I mean it’s rubbing on my damn arm! It’s blood! It’s blood from Xiao Qin’s secret area. In ancient times, this blood was considered to have great powers. Not only can it cause misfortune to men, but it can also be used in sorcery and curses.

Damn, do I have to get rid of my arm now? I mean, if it’s stained with Xiao Qin’s poisonous blood, I might be cursed to fail at anything I do later on in life. Should I just suck it up and hack off my arm?

When we reached the infirmary, it was one of those rare days where Chen YingRan wasn’t messing around with a shota. I placed Xiao Qin on the bed, but Chen YingRan saw the bloodstains between Xiao Qin’s legs before I spoke.

“Oh, so you guys did it!”

Chen YingRan applauded us as congratulations.

Stop clapping. Even if we did it, I wouldn’t come here so you could laugh at us. Hurry up and take out your tampons.

I left Xiao Qin behind and returned to class 2-3 to borrow a pair of pants from Xiong YaoYue (since she always wears shorts and keeps a pair of pants as backup).

“Hehe, why do you need a girl’s pants?” Xiong YaoYue grinned evilly, “Does ‘he’ want you to wear girl’s clothing to set the mood?”

“Stop joking around, it’s for Xiao Qin.”

“Okay, fine, let’s just say it’s for Xiao Qin.” Xiong YaoYue passed me a bag with her pants, “But... you have to wash it cleanly before you return it! I don’t want to lend a boy a pair of pants and get pregnant when I wear it later...”

How dirty do you think I am? If you’re afraid of getting pregnant, then please stay 100m away from me at all times.

As you could imagine, Xiao Qin told everything to Chen YingRan. and soon the fact I made a girl have an earlier period while playing badminton spread through the entire school.

It wasn’t a big deal being looked down upon by my classmates and the class leader, but the crucial point was when it was spread outside of the school, the details were reduced maliciously.

‘Badminton’ was the first word cut out, so it made it seem like ‘I made a girl get an earlier period after I hit her’. There were also multiple variations such as ‘I used a metal pipe to hit a girl until she had an earlier period’, or ‘I kicked a girl until she had an earlier period’, or ‘I kicked a girl until she had a miscarriage’, etc...

Damn, who hates me to this extent where they would fabricate and spread all these rumors about me? Even the punks and hoodlums I beat up before denounced me while appearing to be upright gentlemen.

Before school was over, I called Shu Zhe out to give him a new pair of sexy white underwear. I told him to wear it for another 72 hours to make the smell last.

He couldn’t help but smile when he saw me, then he asked:

“Bro Ye Lin, I heard...”

“If it’s about me kicking someone until they had a miscarriage, don’t say anything...”

Shu Zhe disappointingly said ‘okay’.

After a while, he said: “Bro Ye Lin, can you think of a way to catch the panty thief?”

I was curious: “Why? Did you start worrying about the well-being of girls after wearing women’s clothing?”

“No.” Shu Zhe shook his head, “It’s because sis Yue Yue always suspects that I’m the panty thief, so she keeps trying to test my martial arts. She really messed with me a lot on Sunday, and she even threatened me by saying if I told my sister, she would say I molested her.”

“Who would even molest her? I heard even some thugs avoid her. Bro Ye Lin, if you don’t help, she’ll probably drive me to death!”

If Shu Zhe died, then that would be a huge loss for our adult goods store. So I agreed to help him explain to Xiong YaoYue, but I didn’t guarantee I would be able to catch the thief.

Xiao Qin still had a full head of sweat from menstrual pain and she laid gasping at her desk.

She said she could stay in class because she doesn’t want to split apart from me every time she had menstrual pains. I didn’t listen to her and called two of Auntie Ren’s friends to come to pick her up.

The two of them looked like young married women and one of them seemed to be Xiao Qin’s art instructor (the one who will quit at the end of the week). When she saw me, she stopped as if she was struck by lightning, then she asked:

“Kid, do you have any interest being a model for our art college?”

Did you get drawn in by my physique? It seems you have good eyes, but I can’t since I’m not used to being naked in front of strangers.

“You don’t need to take off your clothes.” She said in a hurry, “We’re hosting a drawing session related to the communist party, but we’re missing people for the Kuomintang party...”

Damn, so you want me to play the bad guy again? Have you seen a Kuomintang member as young as me? Even if they aren’t good people, they wouldn’t recruit minors!

“Ye Lin classmate can’t be your model.”

Xiao Qin, who was already sitting in their car, stuck her head out the window to stop her.

Eh, are you trying to help me? Am I still a cute shota in your eyes even when all other people call me a bad guy?

“Ye Lin classmate is mine, he will be my personal model in the future!”

Xiao Qin shouted.

“It doesn’t matter if he’s nude or wearing a Kuomintang uniform, I’m the only one who can draw him!”