I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I saw young master Xu sniffing a pair of underwear and I subconsciously reached into my pockets to verify if my sister’s underwear was still there. (TN: Sorry, his last name is Xu, I think I used Shao accidentally before. Honestly, I may still be getting his name wrong as idk if his name is part of a title or something, but will change it if I find out it’s wrong.)

Young Master Xu immediately recognized me when he spotted me walking towards him. His entire body began to tremble and the face mask hanging from his ear fell on to the ground.

As an underwear thief, you should feel insecure if someone sees your face. Young master Xu didn’t pick up his face mask, instead after some quick thinking, he wore the underwear that he was sniffing over his head.

Damn, you’re already straying further and further into the path of a true pervert. Bank robbers use stockings as a mask, so are you going to use underwear? Besides, I already saw your face. It wouldn’t have helped much even if you used the underwear as a mask before I saw you. Anyone will know you’re the panty thief if they see you walking through the city while wearing a pair of underwear over your head!

Wait... a second. What’s going on? Why is his body surging with fighting spirit after putting on the underwear even though he once lost to me within one move? His fighting spirit was as still as a mountain and as sturdy as bamboo. It would terrify others if it ht them in the face. It seems as if the two brick walls were also shaking in this narrow alley.

Are you hacking? Why do you turn into ultraman when you put a pair of underwear on your head? His fighting spirit was even stronger than the class leader’s Justice Devil and my Metal Blooded Lone Wolf.

Is this the true power of a pervert?

No, I have to make the first move, you can’t lose in terms of spirit in a fight. If you have panties, then I have my berserk mode. Let me turn on my fearless berserker mode and we can fight till the end.

Eh, it seems I don’t have enough anger. I was a bit happy because I was able to get my sister’s underwear. Also, young master Xu was a laughable pervert, I couldn’t really bring myself to hate him...

Damn, this won’t work. Let’s punch him first even if we can’t turn on berserker mode.

I took my hands out of my pocket and intended to give him a punch on his cheek...

But the pair of underwear came out too and it fell towards the ground! Forget the punch, I have to save the precious underwear first!

I was able to breathe out in relief after catching it in midair, then I carefully put it back into my pocket.

Young master Xu exhaled a devilish breath and said:

“Return the underwear to me....”

“What?”

“I said return the underwear to me. All the girls’ underwear in Dong Shan West District belongs to me.”

It seems like you have no sense of shame. Also, how did you know it was a pair of underwear from a quick glance? Are you saying you have enough experience to become a world-renowned expert in underwear?

“Give it to me.” Young master Xu rudely extended out his hand.

Keep dreaming. It’s a brother’s duty to protect their younger sister, it’s also his duty to protect her underwear!

I spat on the ground towards him, “Hmph, for someone who lost to me...”

Before I was able to finish my sentence, a sudden gust blew towards me and I quickly evaded. Young master Xu’s hiking boots struck the red brick walls with a bang and sent fragments flying.

Why are you wearing hiking boots in this hot weather? Is it because it makes it easier for you to scale buildings? The problem is once you remove your shoes, it will stink up the entire taekwondo dojo.

But, damn, your kicks are strong, you chipped the brick wall! You might have broken my ribs if I didn’t dodge it!

He stood on one leg and left his other leg on display in mid-air.

Stop acting cool, I’m the protagonist! Why are you showing off simply because you have long legs?

I kicked off the ground in an instant to get close to him. He wouldn’t be able to use kicks if we fought at close range.

But he didn’t fall for it. He changed his right leg movements in an instant and kicked at my left flank.

Shit... it’s not easy to dodge in this tight space. I’ll have to use Yin Yang Sanshou to counter your attack.

I inclined my body back a bit while pressing both my hands against his tibia. I wanted to use Hua Jin to direct the force towards the wall.

Ah, young master Xu actually stopped his attack when he felt I was about to ‘absorb’ it. But he didn’t change his posture, and he sent three consecutive kicks at me after only waiting half a second.

That’s way too fast. I haven’t practiced enough with Yin Yang Sanshou, there’s no way I can receive all those attacks.

After I avoided two kicks aimed at my chest, I knew I couldn’t avoid the third one. I could only tense my arms and receive the hit with my shoulder muscles.

Fuck, it hurts. Did you train your leg strength by climbing buildings all day? You were able to learn a miraculous skill without even properly training for martial arts.

Even though he saw me in pain, he didn’t give me the final strike, instead, he got closer and tried to reach into my pocket for the underwear.

Bastard, don’t even think about laying a finger on my sister’s underwear!

I threw a punch at him, but he had no intention of dodging. He wasn’t able to take away the underwear because he was struck by my fist.

How persistent. If this keeps up, he might actually be able to take it away from me.

He licked his red and swollen backs of his hand with a crazed expression. The underwear on his head accentuated his pervertedness to a higher degree.

I heard there was movie released in Japan recently called HK: Forbidden Super Hero which is about a young man who’s able to gain super strong by wearing panties as a mask. Is young master Xu perhaps from the same faction?

Or is it because a cute girl’s underwear has an insane amount of magical power and can instantly elevate you into a master.

Young master Xu sent another flurry of strikes at me without giving me any chance to think. He forced me to keep dodging left and right and almost drove me into a corner.

His attacks were fast and fierce. Yin Yang Sanshou might be very effective against opponents who only rely on strength (like Li ErLeng), but I didn’t have enough control to use it effectively against trained martial artists who rely on technique. It looks like I have to give up on using Yin Yang Sanshou today.

Another hole appeared on the brick wall with a bang. It was twice as large as the last one. Are you trying to demolish a house?

He sent another side kick at me and the wind that accompanied it actually cut my face.

Ah, I’m sorry for underestimating Taekwondo before. I never knew it would be this powerful.

No, wait a second. Isn’t this the power of the underwear rather than Taekwondo? In the past, you weren’t even able to land a single move on me without the underwear on your head. So rather than calling yourself a Taekwondoin, you should be a member of the underwear martial artist group.

Your moves aren’t even delayed at all even when you’re carrying such a large bag. It’s obvious it’s filled with women’s underwear and it’s giving you a boost. This is written all over your face: I’m proud of the underwear and anyone who dares to offend my underwear must be punished. My underwear is an inseparable and sacred part of me....

Ah, he tried to take Ai Mi’s underwear again. But this time he learned to back off before I punched him but I was at a disadvantage.

It seems I’ve almost accumulated enough rage to invoke berserker mode, but the problem is I would lose all reasoning. Even if I did beat him in the fight, it would be my loss if he got the underwear.

“I’ll let you live if you put down the underwear.” Young master Xu roared as he sent another flurry of consecutive kicks at me.

I stooped down to avoid his ferocious attacks. Then, I brought out my sister’s underwear.

In this situation, there’s only one place I would be aware of even if I activated berserker mode.

I looked at the pair of underwear on young master Xu’s head with a bit of sorrow.

It can’t be helped. Even though I don’t want to do it, but it’s for my sister, for victory.... for justice.

I could only wear Ai Mi’s underwear on my head too.

Ah, what is this feeling? It’s snug with a surprising amount of elasticity. The light shining through it enlightened me as if it was here to deliver all creatures from their sufferings. I could feel the tightness around my temples and it seemed to have instantly recovered my stamina.

I could feel power surging out of my limbs. Is this me? Am I still human? Why does it feel like I’m in an empty void where I’m the master of the universe? Even if there was a tsunami or a volcano erupted, it would seem like nothing to me.

I was actually able to use a clear-headed berserker mode. I could keep all the advantages of the berserker mode while keeping my sense of reasoning.

Is this the power of underwear? I just want to yell out loud: “Give me strength, long live panties!”

You, who’s wearing panties of an unknown origin. I’ll show you the strength of wearing my sister’s panties!