I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 453 – Spit and Swallow

As I was worrying about how to trick Ai Mi to open her mouth so I can give her the medicine again. But she stopped rolling around, then she sat up and beckoned me to go closer to her.

I walked a step closer without any vigilance since I didn’t know her intentions.

Ai Mi seemed to be still upset as she had puffed cheeks. She still didn’t talk and beckoned me to come even closer.

It’s fine if I go close since the worst she could do was punch me. How much could her punch even hurt?

It turns out I miscalculated.

I moved my face forward with a slight smile. It was clear I meant to say ‘you can hit me’, but my sister’s punch never came.

Ai Mi, she... she wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me on the lips.

The soft and moist sensation made me dumbfounded and completely forgot how to respond.

And it wasn’t even a normal kiss. Ai Mi used her small tongue to move my lips and stuck it in my mouth.

My sister actually took the initiative and gave me a French kiss.

Before I was able to feel the softness of her tongue, I already understood her true goals.

The reason why she puffed her cheeks wasn’t because she was angry, but because her ulcer was irritated by the watermelon frost and she secreted a lot of saliva. She didn’t want to swallow the bitter saliva, nor did she want to spit it out on the bed, so she decided to get revenge and spit out her bitter saliva into my mouth.

I could clench my jaws shut to prevent being flooded by her saliva, but then I would bite her tongue.

Our faces were so close, yet I still couldn’t detect any blemishes on her white skin. She appreciated the astonishment on my face with her half-squinted sapphire eyes.

After all of her saliva with the taste of the bitter medicine was transferred to my mouth, she pulled back her tongue and stopped the kiss.

Our lips may have separated, but the sticky saliva created a translucent string between our lips.

Ai Mi pushed me backward as she noticed the string.

I moved back due to the shock of my sister’s actions rather than her push.

The string of saliva snapped.

“Does my saliva taste good?”

Ai Mi tilted her head and asked gleefully as she sat cross legged on the bed.

I reflected back on the taste of the medicine and wasn’t sure how to respond.

I wiped off Ai Mi’s saliva that was left on the corners of my mouth and finally realized: the watermelon frost I used earlier was all washed away by her saliva and dumped into my mouth.

It’s not like I had any ulcers, and how could siblings do something like that.

I was a bit depressed and asked: “How can you kiss a man so casually?”

“Who said it was a kiss? I was only looking for a place to get rid of the bitter saliva.”

“That means the medicine....”

“Manservant, answer my question first. Did my saliva taste good?”

“It didn’t taste good at all. It tasted like bitter watermelon frost.”

Ai Mi smiled at pointed at me as if to say ‘aha’.

“So you admit watermelon frost tastes bad. If you want me to taste strange Chinese medicine, at least first invent watermelon frost that actually tastes like watermelon.”

I sighed, “You spat out most of the medicine, so it will take longer to heal.”

I’m not sure if it was because of the concern in my eyes, but Ai Mi became a bit more serious.

“There’s... still a little bit left, but I won’t open my mouth to show you.”

Ai Mi asked again:

“My kissing skills are amazing right.”

Amazing my ass, why are you studying this when you’re still a kid, and didn’t you just call it a kiss yourself.

“Hmph, you were clearly stunned by my skills, you should just be frank.”

“You... you shouldn’t kiss me so casually anymore, and don’t kiss other people anymore, you’re still too young...”

“Don’t worry.” Ai Mi waved her finger, “I don’t kiss humans.”

“What?”

Ai Mi began counting on her fingers: “So far, I’ve kissed cats, dogs, koalas, jellyfish, seahorse, dolphins, whales, manservant...”

“Hey, everything after dogs aren’t something a normal person could kiss. And why did you include me in that list?”

Ai Mi didn’t intend to correct her mistake: “Manservants aren’t considered humans.”

“Why was I suddenly not even considered a human anymore? What am I if not a human?”

“Hmmm...” Ai Mi thought for a bit, “I guess you would be somewhere in between humans and animals.”

What’s that supposed to be, an ape who evolved to a half human?

I became aware of something important. If Ai Mi only kissed animals before like she said, then that was her first kiss with a person (if I was considered a person).

“Ai Mi, you’re too... how could you give me your first kiss?”

Ai Mi raised one eyebrow: “Why not, didn’t you say you love me?”

“Don’t always use the phrase ‘I love you’ as an excuse, that’s your first kiss.”

Ai Mi had a look of disdain.

“Hmph, only conservative Chinese people think things like first kiss or first night are precious. In America, other than Catholics or people who can’t find anybody are the only ones who leave their first kiss or first night. If only my mother wasn’t that strict...”

I said with alarm: “What were you going to do if she wasn’t strict?”

“I would have done whatever I wanted.” Ai Mi turned to look out the windows next to her, but what she saw made her jump up in fright.

“There’s... there’s someone peeping on us.”

My first thought was Kyle. I was rolling up my sleeves and planning to give him a beating, but found the one outside the window was Xiao Qin.

Her nose was pressed up against the window as she stared at the two of us with resent.

So she came to the set today too with Auntie Ren? Why was she peeking into Ai Mi’s bedroom? Did she spot me from far away and was curious on what the two of us were doing?

When did she start watching us, how come I couldn’t tell at all? It looks like her stealth abilities increased again.

Based on her expression, she must have saw me and Ai Mi kiss. But the glass was too thick so she couldn’t hear what we were saying, but regardless, siblings shouldn’t kiss. How should I explain myself?

Xiao Qin saw that I noticed her. She looked at me and disappeared from the window.

Ai Mi and I were both in a panicked state, then we heard light footsteps on the roof. In a few minutes, Xiao Qin quietly slipped through the main door from the roof. 004 and 005 were only focused on the ground and completely didn’t notice Xiao Qin.

They failed at their duties, it wouldn’t have worked if Peng TouSi was here. But Xiao Qin could be an assassin now since she was so agile even with a dress.

Xiao Qin walked into the befroom and we formed a triangle between the three of us.

“Who said you can come in.” Ai Mi questioned.

Xiao Qin didn’t reply, but turned to ask me:

“Ye Lin classmate, didn’t you say you only thought of Ai Mi as your sister?”

Hey, be careful, it’s not the right time to expose my relationship with Ai Mi!

“Sister?” Ai Mi who was trying to sit as far away as possible from Xiao Qin laughed with a tone of ridicule, “Does the violent girl believe his words? A relationship between two people of opposite will never be as pure as sibling relationship, the manservant is clearly lying.”

Xiao Qin said faintly: “Why would Ye Lin classmate lie...”

“Do you even need to ask? Of course so he could win favors from me. The manservant protects me with his life and his heart belongs to me. Even if he’s in a relationship with you, it means nothing.”

I was worried Xiao Qin would reveal the relationship between Ai Mi and I, so i tried to gesture at her with my eyes.

Fortunately, the director sent someone to call Ai Mi it was time for her to act her scene. 005 came in and was shocked when he saw Xiao Qin and wondered how she came in, then he also subconsciously covered his crotch.

I persuaded Xiao Qin to not bother Ai Mi with her work and pulled her out of the RV.

I walked into the woods next to the RV and explained everything to Xiao Qin. How Ai Mi was only trying to get rid of the bitter medicine.

“I, I have to check if Ye Lin classmate lied or not.”

Xiao Qin grabbed my collar and stood on her tiptoes to demand a kiss.

The RV blocked us and there was no one in the woods. I wasn’t sure how Xiao Qin wanted to check, but I still lowered my body and kissed Xiao Qin.

But the opposite happened with Ai Mi, Xiao Qin was sucking the saliva from my mouth! I wanted to break free, but Xiao Qin was too strong and I didn’t break free on my first try. When I finally broke free, Xiao Qin had already accomplished her goals.

“What Ye Lin classmate might be true.” Xiao Qin nodded, “I can definitely taste the bitter taste of watermelon frost.”

What day was it today? I swapped saliva with two girls and one of them was my biological sister, what a horrible scenario.