I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 830: A Parent’s Fury

“All of them?”

I’ve glanced at Shu Zhe’s QQ groups on his phone before and it had over 100 people in it! If he’s scammed over 100 elementary school students, then he would be their public enemy.

“How did you scam 100 people?”

“I, I didn’t scam 100 people.” Shu Zhe said coyly, “At the time, not all of them were able to successfully steal a dog. Only 20-30 people actually completed a transaction with Luo Ning and I only took a middleman fee from them…”

“So that means you’ve scammed 20-30 people. I bet you took a higher middleman fee than their service fees.”

“I was unlucky.” Shu Zhe complained, “Luo Ning and the others were too dumb. I don’t know who leaked it that I earning more than the elementary school students, but they found out and said I scammed them. Luckily, I didn’t leave my actual contact information and they couldn’t find me.”

“That was probably why he stopped using the Zhe Bie QQ account.”

“Bro Ye Lin, why are you suddenly interested in this?”

“Just answer my questions. Among the students you scammed, were there any who were really good at league of legends?”

“What game?”

“League of legends.”

“I’ve never really heard of it…” It was true Shu Zhe didn’t really like playing computer games, but I never expected that he wouldn’t even know about league of legends.

“It’s also known as LOL.”

“Ah, I know it.” Shu Zhe said, “A lot of boys in class play it and they even formed a team…”

“I don’t care about your class. Was there anyone who was really good at LOL among the students you scammed?”

“Now that you’ve mentioned it, I think there was… a guy with a QQ ID called Demacia Slingshot King. I think there were a lot of comments on his page from students begging to be tutored or carried.”

“Zhe Bie is a SB”, “elementary school student”, “LOL God”, “slingshot”, “hitting streetlights”… combining all of the information let me confirm the other party’s identity.

It looks like it’s true that destiny brings enemies together. He just broke the streetlight in front of 28 Middle yesterday and now he ran into my sister in an LOL match!

I don’t care how Shu Zhe scammed you since stealing pet dogs is a crime and if you got scammed, then you deserved it.

Last night, you broke the streetlights and caused trouble for Gong CaiCai, and today you called Winnie and my sister an idiot. I think you’re just asking for trouble. I’m not going to let you off easy just because you’re an elementary school student, it’s not like I’m your parents.

“Shu Zhe, do you have his contact information, preferably something other than social media, like cell phone….”

Even though he was an elementary school student, it was possible he had a cell phone. There were many parents worried about their children getting lost, so they gave them a basic cell phone so that they could determine each other’s locations at any time.

“Eh, I don’t have that guy’s cell phone number, but I can check my records right now. It seems like I have the phone number of the internet cafe that he often visits…”

As expected of the schemer Shu Zhe. Although he abandoned his Zhe Bie account, he still kept all the information he collected on his hard-drive. Now he can look up the information whenever he needs it.

I waited a few minutes and heard Ai Mi’s screech from beyond the bathroom door. I bet her cryophoenix got killed and this time she wasn’t able to successfully use rebirth.

If I can find the Slingshot King’s contact information, also known as “Zhe Bie is a SB”, I was prepared to call and harass him. It didn’t matter if it was a simple scare or a threat, I had to make sure he couldn’t concentrate on the game, so that the Golden Lightning Team cam achieve victory and it will also improve Ai Mi’s mood.

Shu Zhe looked for a moment, then said apologetically: “Bro Ye Lin, sorry I was mistaken. I don’t have the internet cafe’s phone number, but I do have his mother’s phone number here, I don’t know if it will be useful to you…”

“Huh, how did you get his mother’s cell phone number?”

“I forgot, but elementary school students aren’t really vigilant and they always randomly give away a lot of information…”

That’s true, take today as an example, during the first time when “Zhe Bie is SB” and Winnie met, he claimed that he usually uses a slingshot to destroy streetlights to train accuracy. He’s still too young and inexperienced if he’s telling random strangers online about the crimes he committed.

After getting his mother’s cell phone number and the the name of the internet cafe he frequents, I was overjoyed and ended the call with Shu Zhe. I immediately called the LOL god’s mother.

“Auntie, your child is currently with his classmates at the ‘Penta Kill’ internet cafe. He’s been playing games the whole time and it looks like he hasn’t even eaten dinner yet, so you should come and do something.”

As soon as the call connected, I immediately shouted to her as if I was an unidentified and kind-hearted person.

“What, that damn brat went to play games again after school?” The anger of the middle-aged woman on the other end shot through the roof, “He failed last semester’s and now he lied about going to his classmates’ home to study. Now he’s playing games at the cafe again, I’m going to have to teach him a lesson.”

She forgot to ask who I was and hung up the phone. I think she must have left in a hurry.

It looks like this middle-aged woman knew the internet cafe her son frequents. It might not even be that far from their home, so now we can just sit back and watch the show.

I put my phone back into my pocket and came out from the bathroom just in time to see Ai Mi biting her lip in anger at the game screen that turned monochrome.

“Don’t worry.” I said to my sister with confidence, “Tell Winnie and the others to play defense. As long as they make sure you don’t lose for 10-15 minutes, the enemy will lose their fighting spirit.”

Ai Mi wasn’t convinced, “How can you be so sure? Who did you just call in there, do you not love me anymore?”

“Take that last question back. Why did you even feel the need to ask it? Amway, as long as you guys hold out for another 15 minutes tops, you will be able to win by a landslide.”

I impatiently assured my sister. Actually, I wasn’t sure that the middle-aged woman would be able to make it to the internet cafe within 15 minutes and pull him out.

“What if we can’t win after 15 minutes.” Ai Mi asked, “How will you make it up for lying to me?”

She said as she crossed her legs and shook her little white feet in front of me.

“Then it’s a deal, I’ll have Winnie and the others play defense for 15 minutes. If you can’t win after that, you’ll lick my feet as an apology.”

“Who said it was a deal?”

Ai Mi turned on the microphone on her headset, “Listen up, from now on, switch to defense for 15 minutes. It doesn’t matter if you can’t kill anyone, I have an excellent plan.”

Everyone on the team was relieved when they heard their new orders. They had more than enough strength to defend their own base. As long as Ai Mi didn’t run up to the front lines to cause trouble and order everyone to attack blindly, then they could still win by playing steadily and focusing on defense.

“Hmph.” After giving out the orders, Ai Mi looked at me unhappily.

“I’ve already told them you boasts, so it would be humiliating for me if the situation doesn’t change. Shouldn’t you get down on your knees and lick my feet to comfort your sister’s wounded heart.”

She said as she turned the seat diagonally and held her feet up to me.

I insisted without much confidence, “At most 20 minutes, the other side will be utterly defeated…”

“15 minutes is 15 minutes, not a second longer.” Ai Mi said unreasonably, “If the situation doesn’t change in 15 minutes, you will kneel down and lick my feet. For a lolicon like you, that wouldn’t be a punishment but a reward, right?”

I didn’t talk to Ai Mi again, but nervously observed the situation in the game. Time passed little by little and I gradually became more anxious.

Don’t tell me the Penta Kill cafe was very far from the middle-aged woman’s house? What if it was only a short distance away by car only? What if he doesn’t get caught by his mom within fifteen minutes, then wouldn’t I have screwed myself?

I shouldn’t have boasted too much, it would have been better if I said 20 minutes. In this situation, once the time limit is over, Ai Mi will force me to lick her feet. Although I certainly won’t agree to it, but in the end, I’m afraid that I would have to replace it with other conditions and it’s just more trouble.

On the other side, the red scarf god controlled Ezreal and noticed that 4 people on the enemy team had changed their playstyle and started to turtle under the tower. He thought that the other side was scared of him.

“Hahahahahahaha, look at my skills, you guys are scared witless.”

“Come, call me father. I’ll let you guys off the hook if you call me father. Anyway, these are my classmates’ accounts, so it doesn’t really matter to me if they lose points.”

“Huh, I can’t believe no one fell for it. I was going to wait for you guys to call me father, then I was going to give my children an ass whooping…”

Although the elementary school student had great technique, he was very vulgar and repeatedly challenged the other team’s patience again and again.

“I can’t take it anymore.” Winnie shouted, “You guys focus on defense, I’ll go over there and fuck him up.”

“Don’t be impulsive.” After signaling Ai Mi to turn on the microphone, I raised my voice and said, “We only have four people in the front line, and you don’t know when he’ll switch with his classmates, so even if you kill the explorer, it doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s the one controlling it.”

Fan Chuan also persuaded her and finally temporarily discouraged Winnie from fighting to the death.

“Then do we just wait?” Winnie still had some objections.

“Wait for 15 minutes.” Before I could say anything else, Ai Mi interjected, “There’s only 10 minutes left now, and when the time is up, the manservant will have to lick my feet…”

I was shocked and thought that Ai Mi had broadcasted it so that everyone could hear it, but then I realized that Ai Mi had turned off the microphone after she said “10 minutes”. The rest of her words were only for me to hear and also to scare me a little bit.

“What’s going to happen in 10 minutes?” The team members were quite puzzled, but they could only follow along.

The elementary school student became even more smug seeing that Winnie was provoked but didn’t charge at him.

“Why are you guys falling when I haven’t even used my full strength, don’t be so timid~~~ play with me a little longer, okay? I can only play on alts because everyone who sees my main account always gives up, but now even my alt is that intimidating?”

“Sigh, it’s so lonely being the strongest in the world! A genius like me isn’t someone that mere mortals like you can fight against. Should I go easy on you guys?”

“By the way, since you guys look down on elementary school students, then you must all be older brothers and sisters. I’m not very good at speaking as an elementary school student, so if any of my words upset you guys, then you guys can come out of the computer and hit me!”

“Wahahahaha, come out and hit me! Come out of the computer and press my face on the keyboard fhAWEGfqgwaegSouewOGtw83495w4ytiop3t0982345#%#”

I was delighted when I saw the gibberish in the last half of the sentence as well as the champion he was controlling suddenly use his ultimate at nobody: it looked like his mother had made it to the internet cafe.