My Divine Diary

Inspired by Su Hao, Ah Xing discovered that his combination with Ah Wang was indeed invincible.

There’s simply no need to confront people face to face!

As long as the poison equation provided by Su Hao is effective, then he is not just a sinister origin mage, but comparable to one!

Unless someone doesn’t need to breathe air, he has a way to take down the opponent!

One day, two days, three days…

If necessary, use poison gas to suffocate them for a year!

As long as he’s careful enough not to be discovered, hiding in the shadows and causing mischief from afar!

With everything prepared, the three found their positions and disappeared into the woods.

Through Ah Wang’s shared perception ability, Ah Xing accurately locked onto the position of the Hairy Team, then silently controlled a huge gas cloud to block their path.

Initiating an attack would easily be detected by the other party, but if they walked into it themselves, there would be no such worries.

On the other side, the three members of the Hairy Team were chatting and laughing, discussing how to have fun tonight, as if the unpleasant experience of being turned into pigs had disappeared.

As they walked, Blacksmith frowned and said, “Why does it always feel wrong?”

One of his teammates also frowned and said, “Indeed, could it be some kind of plot? Dànzi, have you noticed anything wrong?”

Dànzi, the mage responsible for sensing alerts in the Hairy Team, carefully sensed for a while and said, “It’s those ignorant guys who were following us just now. They might be up to something. Hey, two mage rookies, it doesn’t matter!”

“I always feel something’s not right. Shouldn’t we go over and take care of them? It’s better to get rid of troublemakers.”

“They can fly, we can’t. It’s difficult to get rid of them unless we strike when they least expect it. Even the captain’s sudden attack earlier was avoided by them. No need to rush, as long as they don’t come over, it’s fine. I’ve remembered their aura. We can strike later tonight!”

“Could they have poisoned us? The gas mages love playing dirty tricks.”

“Hahaha! Don’t worry! I, the poison nemesis of gas mages, have universal antidotes in my treasure chest that can handle any poison!”

At this moment, the captain, Blacksmith, said, “Dànzi, quickly, take out the antidote. Don’t mess up. This is definitely the feeling of a gas mage using poison. No mistake! These bastards, I spared them once, and they dare to come back and cause trouble. Hmph, they’ll regret it tonight!”

Dànzi nonchalantly poured out three round, green pills from an iron box, and each of them swallowed one confidently, saying, “Captain, rest assured! We’ve been wandering around for so many years, and we’ve seen everything. Just those two kids, huh!”

After taking the pills, the three felt relieved, and their smiles returned to their faces.

After walking for a while, Dànzi suddenly changed his expression, grabbing onto a nearby tree trunk and said, “Ugh, I seem to have been poisoned!”

“???”

Wasn’t the antidote supposed to be effective?

Before they could ask, Blacksmith and the other team member’s faces changed suddenly, feeling dizzy and nauseous, with dry and itchy throats, making it difficult to swallow.

Blacksmith immediately said, “Don’t stay, let’s leave this place first and start running! Dànzi, quickly, bring out the antidote, we’re really poisoned! Those two brats are dead meat!”

The three immediately exerted their strength and started running rapidly, instantly escaping from Ah Xing’s poisonous range, then swallowing the antidote made by Dànzi.

As they ran, one by one, the three fell to the ground. Blacksmith, with a hoarse voice, cursed loudly, “Dànzi, damn it, do these damn pills work or not? Stop bluffing and quickly detoxify us!”

Dànzi panicked too, pulling out various chests, pouring out all sorts of pills regardless of whether they were effective or not, and swallowing them all.

But even after eating their fill, the toxicity didn’t diminish. Instead, the three felt even weaker.

Finally, Dànzi, who couldn’t swallow anymore, said in despair, “Captain, I’ve never encountered this kind of poison before. Maybe I can’t detoxify it…”

Blacksmith, struggling to get up with his hammer, said, “What about them? Let’s go and smash them!”

Dànzi pointed in a direction, “Over there!”

Then Blacksmith, carrying his hammer, his legs trembling, but still steadily walked in that direction, roaring hoarsely, “What are you lying down for? Get up, you useless bunch!”

…

Su Hao exclaimed, “They’re not dead yet? Such strong physique, it must be the effect of the mage body.”

Ah Wang asked, “They’re coming over, what should we do? Attack them?”

Ah Xing also glanced at Su Hao, seeking his opinion.

Su Hao said, “Attack? Just keep poisoning them!”

That makes sense!

Ah Xing and Ah Wang exchanged glances and continued controlling the poison to envelop the Hairy Team. Whenever they got close, they backed off, and when they tried to flee, they chased after them. It was very prudent.

But doing so was indeed a bit unethical, infuriating the Hairy Team to no end.

Now with weak legs, unable to catch up or escape, and with an unknown poison constantly haunting them, they couldn’t stop.

What’s despair?

They were probably experiencing it now!

Blacksmith, helpless, could only roar in frustration, swinging his hammer around, turning the surroundings into a world of various weapons, but still couldn’t change the fact that their bodies were gradually weakening and decaying.

Feeling weak and powerless, Dànzi suggested, “Captain, let’s play dead! Maybe it’ll lure them over and give us a chance.”

After exchanging glances, the three lay down stiffly, motionless, conveying the message inside and out: “I’m dead, come and collect the corpse!”

Not long after, Ah Wang said, “Looks like they’re dead!”

Su Hao knew they weren’t dead and shook his head directly, “Even if they were dead, we can’t be careless. Continue poisoning them for a few more hours to be absolutely sure.”

That makes sense!

So Ah Xing continued enveloping the Hairy Team with poison, even going as far as helping it enter their nostrils.

Waiting left and right, no one appeared. Unable to lie still, the Hairy Team tried to get up, only to find that their bodies were numb and unresponsive, unable to climb up!

“It’s over!”

The three felt a chill in their hearts. They never imagined that the famed Hairy Team would fall in such a place, ending in such a humiliating way.

They didn’t even have the sentiment to say, “In this life, I have no regrets.”

Until nightfall, the three of them never got up again, until their last breath couldn’t be swallowed, nor could it be expelled.

Ah Wang said, “They should be completely dead now…”

After saying that, he gave Ah Xing a thumbs up and said, “Ah Xing, you’re really skilled, amazing! You’re already invincible!”

Su Hao chuckled and said, “Indeed impressive! If Ah Xing, you can develop a poison gas cloud with an automatic locking and following effect, then no one can escape the poison gas range, that would be even more invincible!”

Ah Xing and Ah Wang gasped in astonishment. Su Hao, this guy, was truly ruthless!

Su Hao said, “Let’s go, it’s almost done, let’s go take a look.”

When they got closer, for safety reasons, Ah Xing used a qi blade to cut off all three heads before he could finally relax.

Looking at the three corpses, he could hardly believe that this was his handiwork!Nᴇw ɴovel chaptᴇrs are published on ɴovel(ꜰ)ɪre.nᴇt

You know, these three were all high-level origin mages!

Ah Xing walked over and picked up the pig head that had reverted to its original form, took a deep breath and said, “Bury them, then let’s go back and report the mission!”

Ah Xing had a strange premonition that he had changed after today.

He thought to himself, “Perhaps, being an invisible assassin suits me better!”

Then he self-mockingly added, ‘I never expected that in the end, the one who enjoyed the glory the most would only turn around to reveal his back.’

When the three returned to Huoling Town, they found that there were already quite a few people there. Judging by the dirty appearance of these people, they were probably the unfortunate ones infected by the pig brains.

However, the news of “Hairy Team successfully resolving the bizarre disaster” had already spread completely!

Suddenly, Ah Xing burst into laughter.

Ah Wang curiously asked, “Ah Xing, why are you laughing?”

“Laughing at this ridiculous world! It’s a strange, indescribable feeling! I used to not feel much, but now I just want to laugh out loud.”

Ah Wang also chuckled.

Ah Xing asked, “Then why are you laughing?”

Ah Wang shrugged and said, “I don’t know, I just laughed because you did, otherwise I’m afraid you’d feel embarrassed.”

Then both of them looked at Su Hao, “Why aren’t you laughing, Ah Yang?”

Su Hao: “…”

These two are abnormal, they should be stuffed with a pig’s head!