My Pet Is a Holy Maiden

Comrade.

“Hahahahahahahahahaha!

　Tarzumil of 《Tenkui》. (TLN: Tarzumil is Tarts Mill from last chapter. This name sounds better)

As soon as Jolt heard the name, he burst into laughter.

I’m not sure what to say. It’s not polite to do that in front of him, is it?

　Now, Tatsumi and his friends are not at the cheap inn where Tarzumil was drinking in, but at the tavern that Tatsumi and his friends took.

　There, Tatsumi and Calsedonia reported the case of “Tenku” to Jolt and Yerimao.

　Of course, Taland, the bard, and Tarzumil, the man behind the collapse, were also there.

No, no, no. I mean, this is definitely the place to laugh, right?　I’m sure you’ll be able to find something that will help you out. …………… wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

　Jolt is banging on the table and laughing, while Tarland is playing his Lalaina and watching, and Tarzumil is just drinking in silence.

　Incidentally, Tatsumi paid for the food and drinks as a thank-you for letting him share his story.

Boy. I understand how you feel, but can you please listen to what I have to say? This is just a guess on my part. ……

　Taland played the lullaby, and presented his own thoughts.

　Rumors are vague, and such things happen all the time, Tarland continued.

In other words, the rumored “Tensho” in this town is actually “Tenkaku”, and our comrade Tarzmir is the one they are talking about. What do you think of my bold ideas and brilliant deductions? Are you impressed, boy?

I’m sure you’ll be impressed by the boldness of the …… ideas and the brilliance of the deductions that have come full circle. ……

I’m not sure what to make of it.

I’m not sure what to say, but I’m going to say it. It’s a great way to get the most out of your time and money. And this armor is the best proof that a certain person has defeated a sword dragon.

　Tarzumil pointed to his chest with his big thumb.

　He is wearing a green armor with a unique luster.

…… I think it’s safe to say that this person is ‘white’.

It’s not that he claims to have defeated the flying dragon or that he is the Tensho. It seems to be merely a misunderstanding on the part of the bard over here.

　If there was a crime, it would be that Taland was trying to spread false facts, but it seems that Tarland is not the only one who is spreading his ideas around.

　There is no explicit law, and if Tatsumi, the “Tensho” himself, wanted to charge him with a crime, he could claim that it was not him who spread the rumors.

　However, Tatsumi himself has no intention of doing so. When he hears the name “Tarzumil of the Falling Sun”, he can’t help but laugh.

　Tatsumi later heard from Calcedonia that the sword dragon that Tarzumil defeated was apparently a dragon that looked like a stag beetle.

　It’s not hard to hunt them if you’re an experienced demon beast hunter and you’re in a group.

　However, there have been a good number of demon beast hunters who have killed swords dragons alone, so it is not as controversial as killing flying dragons.

　I’m sure you’ll be glad to hear that.

I’m glad you asked!

　Then, Tarzumil’s eyes widened.

　It seems that he is not interested in fame that does not belong to him, but wants to talk about his own saga.

　He was quietly drinking alone in a corner of a cheap bar in a certain inn town.

　There is a thick chain with a fist-sized iron ball attached to each end. The length of the chain was probably less than three meters.

　His sturdy body showed at a glance that he was well-trained. His body looked as if it was dressed in muscle armor, and was further wrapped in armor made of woven chains.

　In the kingdom of Largophiri, where the cold season lasts for a long time, not many people love to wear metal armor.

　Even so, I wondered if there was a particular reason why he dared to use metal armor, or if there was some other reason.

　He was drinking alone, not caring about the occasional curious glances from other customers.

　Suddenly, he heard a woman’s scream.

　It seemed that one of the drunken customers had touched the buttocks of a female waiter who was passing by.

　This is a rather common occurrence in a tavern in an inn town like this. The surrounding customers did not laugh, nor did anyone pay any attention to the incident.

　Even the waiter herself, who was touched on the buttocks, complained to the customer who touched her, but it was clear that she was not really angry.

　Normally, this would be an ordinary scene. But today, it was a little different.

…… Hey, you there. What did you just do ……?

　The one who stood up slowly was a man who was quietly drinking in a corner.

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a woman’s buttocks touched without her permission,……, an act that no man should ever do!

　The man pulled the chain in his hands with both hands, and the iron balls on both ends shook languidly.

If you do not apologize, then …….

The man started to swing the chain in his hand.

I’ll let you apologize with your …… skills!　

　The spinning chains gain even more speed.

　Chairs, tables, plates and mugs. The tornado swallowed everything in the bar one after another, smashing them to pieces.

　The proprietor, the waitress, and the other customers hurriedly ran out of the bar, clutching their heads in fear of being caught in the tornado.

　After everyone except the man had evacuated, a series of loud rumbling sounds of destruction came from inside the tavern. At the same time, the roof of the bar collapsed with a thud that echoed in my stomach.

The roof of the bar collapsed with a crashing sound. ………… Since then, a certain person has been known as “Ceiling Collapse”. But since “ceiling collapse” is a bit awkward, …… I abbreviated the name “ceiling collapse” and called myself “sky collapse.

No, no, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.　

First of all, were you caught up in the collapse of the ceiling or were you safe? In addition, even though it was abbreviated, how can you call yourself that?

　Jolt’s questions came in rapid succession.

The fact that he calls himself “Tenkaku” is a sign of self-awareness. Even though I was drunk, it is true that I caused trouble to the bar and its customers. Of course, I paid for it, but that doesn’t erase the fact that I did it.

　I’m sure you’ll be able to guess what I’m talking about.

　The reason he was able to pay for the collapsed tavern was because he just so happened to have gotten payment from hunting a large magical beast.

　Using all the money he had earned from selling the materials of the beast, as well as his previous savings, Tarzumil had paid for all the repairs to the tavern.

My body was fine,” he said. I was not completely unscathed, but I work out all the time, and it doesn’t matter if I get caught in a ceiling collapse!

　Tarzumil slapped himself on the chest.

　This is a great way to make sure that you don’t get caught up in a ceiling collapse and end up with only minor injuries. Or it could just be my well-trained body…?

　In any case, Jolt stared at Tarzumil without hiding his stunned expression.

　Of course, Tatsumi felt the same way as Jolt.

　This person, Tarzumil, may indeed be a skilled demon hunter. But that and the fact that he was caught up in the collapse of the ceiling and survived is a completely different story.

“Well, boy. Is there anything else you want to ask Comrade Tarzumil? How about you, Master?

　Comrade Tarzumil is capable of defeating a sword dragon. I’m sure he can tell you some useful things about hunting demons.

　I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.

　As a fellow demon beast hunter, I would certainly like to hear the anecdote about how he defeated the sword dragon.

But at the moment, Tarzumil was looking at someone.

　At first glance, Taland and Tarzumil have no apparent connection. But then…

　I’m sure it’s not something good….

　Tatsumi’s vigilance gradually increased, but the two people in front of him could not possibly notice that.

　Tarzumil’s gaze, which had been on Tatsumi until then, turned slightly away from Tatsumi and toward Calcedonia.

　Tarzumil’s gaze turns to Calcedonia.

　It was not directed at her beautiful looks. Tarzumil’s gaze was focused on the slightly lower part of Calcedonia’s face.

　Something slightly below her face. It was two well-shaped, bulging ────

　Tarzumil stands up abruptly and declares it out loud.

The one that some people love. It is a ──── woman’s breasts!

“How dare you!”

Female breasts, they are supreme! The most wonderful thing in the world!