My Pick Up Artist System

Lying in his warm bed, Ben opened his system notifications and began looking through his gains with Katie. Even though he hadn't gotten a flag or any stat increases this time, the expenses weren't high, so he was satisfied with his nut profit…

The first thing he did was check the progress on his signature skill…

[Squirtle Hydro Pump(Skill, Set, Fine, Growth) - Entry-level fingering technique to make a woman squirt]

[Exp: 60/100]

So far, Ben Squirtled three women... The Exp being at 60 confirmed that every successful use led to an increase of 20 points, although he wasn't yet sure if he would receive the exp if he used it on the same girl. Either way, Ben looked forward to how this growth skill would evolve when the time came.

Besides that, his monthly challenge was making excellent progress.

-[Monthly Challenge: Four-Score and Two Inches Ago - seduce four women within one month]

[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Punishment: P.e.n.i.s shortened by 2 inches]

[Completion status: 2/4]

Every time Ben read the punishment, chills ran down his vine…

Still, he was making headway. With Annabelle and now Katie, he was halfway to not having to worry about potential dingus destruction…

The most ruthless reduction...

Despite making good time on his busts...he'd never rest well while this challenge remained uncompleted and he sat staring at this 30% choding screen…

What's for certain is Ben wasn't willing to bear the loss. He couldn't expect to get another D.i.c.k Dan Pill, and even if he did, he wasn't sure if it would work. He also didn't desire to have his p.e.n.i.s seesaw weight up and down like a mushroomed Jonah Hill…

Sighing, Ben looked at the achievements next.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Twatterboarded(fine) - Get sprayed in the face by a female's ejaculate]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

He shook his head. 'As I suspected, it was a human rights violation…'

However, Ben couldn't complain. 'If one often walks by the riverside, one's shoes will eventually get wet…'

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Deep Blue Throat(fine) - Get deepthroated by a woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

His face became ponderous. 'They say over 80% of the Earth's ocean, of female throats, remains unexplored…'

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Full Throatle(fine) - Get a throatjob from a woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

'Charlie called them angels for a reason…'

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) - Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

Ben closed his eyes and emptied his mind of all thoughts...

'The dao of plow is nothing, but at the same time, it is everything…

When the sausage hides, it doesn't exist, but at the same time, it does exist… …

Any position you can think of...is the dao… And any position you can't think of...I'll show your girlfriend... That is also the dao…

...

There is no true or false dao. Only true or false b.r.e.a.s.ts…

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For every woman you can think of...will get my dao in her!'

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Ben opened his eyes as they shimmered. His dao flowed through him, making him determined, unstoppable! 'If your sister blocks, I'll f.u.c.k your sister! If your mother blocks, I'll f.u.c.k your mother!

…

Releasing a long exhale, he became serene…

Fariq glanced at Ben, lying in his bed under the covers with only his head exposed staring at the ceiling. He appeared to blend into his environment…as if he belonged there…as if he was one with nature—one with the world itself…

Watching this, Fariq experienced a strange sensation. 'Is he jacking under there?'

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Having gained enlightenment, a sudden thought ran through Ben's mind. 'What if there was a Netflix, but instead of movies, you could rent men's wives…'

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Having lost enlightenment…Ben continued checking his achievements.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: V.i.r.g.i.n Surgeon(repeatable, rare) - Take the v.i.r.g.i.nity of a new woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

After Katie, Ben learned the most OP move for getting top picks in his waifu gacha harem—dev.i.r.g.i.nize them!

He smirked with pride. 'Have faith in the Lord's d*ck, gain eternal wife… When the Lord's d*ck appears, who dares to cause strife!'

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[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: C*ck-Induced Coma(fine) - Make a woman enter a c.u.m coma by having s.e.x with her]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

Ben lifted his chin, remembering the state he left Katie in. He'd f*cked her so hard, she cycled through the seven emotions and six desires!

…

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Gathering Local Groupies(fine) - Make one woman a fangirl]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

Unlike the other attraction and comfort levels, which were common achievements, this one was fine, and Ben thought it was appropriate since it seemed much more difficult to get a girl to this status. 'All I'm missing is a tour bus...'

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Holemates(fine) - Make yourself a soulmate to one woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

Ben wasn't sure why Annabelle's levels didn't rise, but Katie's did. After all, he'd given proper f*cks to the both of them, toppling mountains and overturning seas…

In any case, he put in the work and believed he deserved these achievements. 'Heaven helps the worthy…get sucked off…'

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Slow Cosby(rare) - Make a woman fall in love with you]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

'The system is a South Park fan?' Ben appreciated the reference, and was willing to develop it further. 'We do what we must for the people we love…to sleep with…'

That was the last of his achievements. When combined with the 3600 points he'd saved before, he now held a total of 9600. It was enough to buy a high level mystery box and almost enough for a second one. On top of that, there was still Katie's booty chest waiting for him.

Ben decided to buy the mystery box first, but he needed to go to the bathroom because Fariq was still around. Rising from bed, he walked over and was soon sitting on his throne…

He opened the system screen and spent the 5000 points, after which a silver mystery box appeared in his lap.

[High Level Mystery Box: 5000 points - Contains a random item anywhere from uncommon to legendary grade]

Ben opened it as silver light flooded the small bathroom…

A few seconds later…he was glancing down at a square glass bottle of clear liquid.

[Hot Dog Flavored Cologne(Item, Uncommon) x1 - Cologne that increases seduction skills by 1 up to a maximum of 6 if sprayed on]

It was an uncommon item, but Ben knew the boxes often dropped the lowest tier category so he wasn't upset. As far as uncommon items went, the effect of this one seemed good as well. Inspecting the bottle, he noticed there was a pushable spray cap at the top. He sprayed the cologne into the air to check the scent.

*Cough* *Cough*

Ben frowned. 'Damn. It stinks like s.e.x…'

That was a normal smell when having s.e.x, but walking around chatting up a girl stinking like that? Since the item didn't seem to have a magical property, he didn't understand how it could have the effect labeled on the system description.

Although he didn't know, he knew someone who might. Thinking Beluga might have more knowledge on smells, Ben called him.

After reaching his friend, he proceeded to ask if smelling like s.e.x could help someone get girls. To his surprise, Beluga gave him a positive confirmation. He said that during s.e.x, women secreted various body fluids that worked as pheromones for men, but could also work as signals to other women. The other females would know the man was s.e.x.u.a.lly active and thus in high demand, increasing their desire for him.

Beluga gave the example that right after having s.e.x, if you went out without showering, the chance of getting another girl would increase. Of course, it only increased your chances. The biggest issue was whether you still possessed the energy and drive to go out again. After hanging up, Ben stared at the bottle of cologne and thought two things.

First, he should consider going out more often after driving a new girl off the lot, to show off that new p*ssy smell...

Second, he wondered if he should go Martian Damon: having s.e.x in a plastic-covered room where he could bottle the liquids for future resale…

After thinking a short while, he added it to the agenda. 'I'm going to have to science the s.e.x out of this...'

After Next up was Katie's booty chest.

-[Booty Chest(Consumable, Rare) x1 - Drops one object of guaranteed associated quality]

It was another silver chest, making Ben very pleased. Since it wasn't his first one, he didn't get too worked up about it and opened it.

A few moments later…he glanced down at a somewhat familiar item: a glass tube full of green liquid.

[Agility Potion(Consumable, Rare) x1 - More thrusts per minute means more pleasure. Drink this to permanently increase your agility a bit. Brewed by the Perverted Divine Alchemist]

This was his second potion from a booty chest, making him wonder if these chests tended to drop potions. He didn't mind though. Although there was nothing flashy about these, Ben understood their powerful effects first hand. These were like passive boosts. If this potion was similar to the others then he expected his agility would increase by 20%.

That might not sound like much, but to get those kinds of gains in the gym would take months. There was also another potential implication. What if they stacked? Wouldn't that mean as long as Ben kept drinking them, he could become Superman? He looked forward to delivering a creampie to Lois Lane and seeing if his s.p.e.r.m shot through her like a bullet…

...

Uncorking the top of the potion bottle, Ben drank it, waiting a few minutes as his body experienced the familiar soreness and changes. A short while later, Ben held up his fists.

*Phew* *Phew*

He threw a couple of jabs in the air. 'Indeed, it feels somewhat faster, about 20%.'

Ben smiled as he gazed at himself in the mirror, becoming stronger with every f*ck…

Although there wasn't any legendary loot this time, he was building his foundation. He believed that one day, he'd build this groundwork into a skyscr.a.p.er…one that could scr.a.p.e the sugar walls of the sky…

He'd climb it and leap off, flying over the world, because with his current momentum, these kinds of gains were like giving a tiger-striped vibrator wings…

Finished with digesting the earnings from Katie, Ben prepared to start his day. He was still in the middle of the strategic marketing competition for which class would start soon. It was time to see if his strategy would work. If it did, he'd savor dishing out slaps to some faces...and maybe even, to the professor's buttcheeks?