Picking Up Beautiful Girls In The Post-Apocalyptic World!

What the fuck! Han had to take a step back at the sheer volume of her shout! He wouldn’t be surprised if the leader heard it from outside and started running in! But Dyana wasn’t done yet, she continued walking closer to Han while screaming out all of her troubles!

“They don’t even do anything up there! They just sit around in their stupid chairs and lament about how boring it is to be immortal! The only fun thing that anyone can do is watch you guys, and even then we can only do it when we’re allowed to! It’s so boring in the celestial plane!!”

Dyana started breathing heavily and her eyes were wet. Han couldn’t believe that shouting was enough of a chore to make her cry, he was completely gob smacked. She was here because she was bored? What kind of stupid reason is that!? Don’t give me that shit! It can’t possibly be that easy to just leave the celestial plane!

“So how did you get here then and why did you even come here and pretend to be a god? Don’t tell me you just enjoy lording over other people that much”

Dyana looked like Han had just given her the biggest insult of her life! How dare he say something like that! She doesn’t just enjoy lording over people!Â

Han rose a brow in disbelief and after some time, Dyana looked away in shame. Okay, maybe she enjoys it a little. But who wouldn’t! They always called her god and it’s just so nice whenever they bring her free food and gifts and so many other things! She was living a retiree life without retiring!!

Han didn’t have time for Dyana’s nonsense right now so he just asked her how the hell she got out of the celestial plane in the first place. Dyana didn’t even bother hiding it from him and she just told him that it was very easy to move away from that place.

“We aren’t restricted to the celestial plane at all so we can leave whenever we want. But you don’t see a lot of celestials because they are all boring and too stupid to see the fun they can be having here! These mortals really know how to party! Have you eaten this dish they brought for me the other day!? It’s meat but it tastes like something out of this world! I don’t even think you can find food like this on the celestial plane!”

Dyana brought out a plate of food to show Han and he was completely unimpressed.

“That’s the special from my restaurant. I didn’t know it even got to the fiftieth floor already,”

“Eh!? Really!? You made this!?”

“Uh… Yeah. It’s nothing to be so shocked about, so don’t start asking me stupid questions. In fact, forget about it!”

Han could see stars shining inside Dyana’s eyes and he tried his best to ignore them. He didn’t come here to talk to Dyana about meat! He came here for more important matters! Getting the other two guilds to come under him is one of the reasons, but Han also needed information from Dyana. It was just his good luck that she ended up showing herself so soon.

Han asked Dyana if she could tell him what the higher floors were like. Yuuma hasn’t been able to tell Han too much because she hasn’t been up there yet. The higher floors were watched by a lot of Celestials so it would be easier for Yuuma to be found up there. Han didn’t want to go out there without having even a little bit of knowledge about that place.

But Dyana couldn’t tell Han anything either. It wasn’t because she didn’t want to, but she just has never been up there either! It might be easy for Celestials to come down to the Temple, but that didn’t mean it wasn’t frowned upon. So Dyana went through a process where she suppress a lot of her powers so she would not be found by the other Celestials easily.

“And that was exactly what I did. If I go to the top floor with only this much power then they will probably kill me with only a flick of their wrist. I can’t be god there! Look at this food! I can only enjoy such a good life here!”

Han pushed the plate of food that Dyana shoved in his face away. She was gushing again and he was starting to get annoyed by it. But, are the top floors really that dangerous? So dangerous that they could even kill a Celestial? Dyana might be weakened, but Han could tell that she was almost as strong as he was right now. Her full power must be unbelievable!

Dyana continued talking while holding her precious meat.

“And besides, I don’t think this floor can withstand it if I unleashed all my power. It won’t be good to destroy my source of income! It’s already bad enough without that scientist on the sixtieth floor telling me how useless I am at every turn! So what if I’m not like a typical Celestial! I don’t see him going back to the Celestial plane any moment now so why should I!?”

Dyana huffed and looked away with a pout, she reminded Han so much of Yue at that moment that he had the sudden urge to per her head. It was so cute! And the way her boobs bounced when she turned her head away was top-notch! I wonder if all Celestials are as hot as Yuuma and Dyana. Even when Yuuma was sick and dirty, she still looked better than most mortal women could ever hope to. And this one here was surely meant to be a model instead of a god!

But which mad scientist was she talking about? Don’t tell me it’s that same bastard that has been bothering me in the void all this time. So he is also up there? What was he even doing in the Temple in the first place! If he is bored like Dyana and is seeking entertainment by staying near mortal I wouldn’t even be surprised. For some reason, Han knew it was very possible.

But Han couldn’t help but wonder if this information was enough. Dyana didn’t know much because she hasn’t been up there either. It was obvious that Dyana was afraid of the sixtieth floor. Han had to think of how he would survive when he got up there. He is not going up there to get himself killed. But he knew that he needs to get up there as soon as possible!

Han sighed. It was a long shot, but if his plan works in time, then he wouldn’t need to worry about things like strength anymore. He will be able to gain a lot of power from this plan!Â

Han finally told Dyana that she should just help him with the guild. He needed these two guilds to come under him no matter what. Dyana was suspicious of Han and asked him what exactly he wanted then for, but Han just shouted out for the leader to come in because he had a secret he just had to know about and Dyana screamed that she’ll do it!

The leader of the white rose was shocked! His god was telling him that the only way to move forward right now was to go under Han!? But Han is just one man! He already has two other guilds under his control so why would he need the white Rose guild as well!? But if it is god telling me to do it, then I think I should just go ahead with it. She hasn’t led us astray so far and it is going to end up okay so long as I follow her!

Han was happy that he finally got through to this man. He was getting tired of negotiation! If this didn’t work either then Han planned to just force the white rose guild under his thumb, but it was good that they were smarter than that. Now the only people left are that Red arrow redemption guild.

Han scoffed. What a funny name. It sounds suspiciously like a game back on earth! What was the name again? Red Dead Redemption, right? Yeah, Han has seen Rina playing it before when he was just hanging out with her. It was a brutal game with a lot of killing and Han hoped that this guild wouldn’t have the same ideology as that game. He didn’t need them to have some ‘I’ll never join you unless you defeat all of us’ thought process.

Han asked the leader of the white guild to stretch out his hand in order to form the contract. The leader didn’t hesitate to do it because his god was right there and she said it was alright! The amount of control Dyana had over these people was just too much. If she ordered them to kill themselves, would they do it? Probably. But she doesn’t have the heart for something like that so it doesn’t matter.