Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Chapter 1227: Wet His Pants

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Mr. Chen, what would you like to know? Just ask away! I’ll answer you as best I can!” An elderly yet commanding voice came from the other end. He was obviously not your run-off-the-mill old man.

He also seemed to hold Chen Xiaobei in high esteem, treating the young man as his superior.

“Do you know the Flying Axe Faction?” asked Chen Xiaobei.

“Yes! That’s a mid-level faction here in Dragon City. Nothing special. Why do you ask, Mr. Chen?”

“I have just slapped the young master of the faction’s face. He threatened to call his father here to kill me. You are also a part of Wulin’s Chief Alliance. How do you think I should go about this?”

When the others heard this title, they could not help but gasp.

Lan Mengcheng and Xu Gong did not know much about Jianghu but they heard of Wulin’s Chief Alliance in martial arts films before. Until now, they did not know that there were actual Wulin’s Chief Alliance members in real life!

How was it that Chen Xiaobei was acquainted with someone so badass?! And it also appeared that he was the boss of that Wulin’s Chief Alliance! How unbelievable!

“Chief alliance? Elder Liu? Is that kid talking to the Faction leader of Xuanjian Faction, Liu Xiyuan? How is that possible…”

Fang Xiaoqiang and his men were very familiar with matters that concerned Jianghu.

Xuangjian Faction was the most powerful faction in China, and Liu Xiyuan had been the longstanding champion on China’s God of War leaderboard, also known as the Wulin’s Chief Alliance!

In the eyes of Fan Xiaoqiang and his men, Liu Xiuyuan was like a demigod. How could Chen Xiaobei have possibly known him personally?

Liu Xiuyuan shouted into the phone, “How dare the idiots of Flying Axe Faction trouble Mr. Chen! I will act now and destroy all of them myself!”

The reason why Liu Xiuyuan had secured his position as the chief alliance was not because he was a kind old man, but because apart from his cultivation, he was also uncompromising. He had plenty of experience killing his enemies!

To him, destroying a mid-level faction was like eating rice.

“There’s no need for that.” Chen Xiaobei shook his head. “In three days time, kick them out of Dragon City and forbid them from ever setting foot there again!”

“That is very kind of you, Mr. Chen!” said Liu Xiuyan. “I will go now so that they will be gone by today!”

“I was not being kind. I just didn’t want to dampen the holiday spirit. If they still refuse to leave, then go ahead and destroy them!”

“Yea! I understand!”

“Oh, right. How is Xuanxin? Has she returned from her travels?”

“No, she’s not back yet. This girl’s health has been poor since the beginning. She had stayed at home for quite a number of years now. I think she will not be back until she is satisfied with her trip. I did talk to her over the phone the day before yesterday. She said that she was travelling in the South China Sea. She had interacted and exchanged notes with people who had special abilities, and her cultivation has improved since then!”

“South China Sea? Mm, as long as she’s safe. Alright. Go ahead and do what you need to do!”

Chen Xiaobei always had a good feeling about Liu Xuanxin.

That girl was Chen Xiaobei’s lucky goddess. Every time she showed up, something good would happen to him, or he would be indubitably saved from danger. It really was quite miraculous!

Chen Xiaobei did not wish for anything bad to happen to her. He was very relieved to hear that she was safe.

As he hung up the phone, Fang Xiaoqiang took the opportunity to speak out, “What the hell are you trying to pull here? Elder Liu? Xuanxin? Hah, you really are quite the actor! You might as well just say that you are friends with Buddha and The Jade Emperor! You want Flying Axe Faction to get kicked out of Dragon City? At least try to get your script right before you put on a show!”

“I do, in fact, know Buddha and The Jade Emperor,” Chen Xiaobei replied with a smile.

“You fraud! Do I look like I’m stupid? Do you think that you can scare us off like that? We’re not that easily fooled!” Xiao Fangquan’s cretins sniggered, seemingly forgetting the pain on their faces.

“You guys are a bunch of dumbasses!” laughed Chen Xiaobei.

“Go f*ck yourself! I’m going to call my dad now so that he can bring all his men to come and chop you up!” Fang Xiaoqiang roared.

“Xiaobei… Do you really know that Wulin’s Chief Alliance?” asked Lan Mengcheng in a panic.

She clearly did not believe that Chen Xiaobei knew the high and mighty Wulin’s Chief Alliance. It was even more difficult to believe that Chen Xiaobei could order him around.

Even more unconvinced was Xu Gong. “President Lan… Please allow me to resign… Just do me a favor…”

Ding Ring Ring

It was Fang Xiaoqiang’s phone.

“Haha! My father’s calling! Just you wait, you twat!” Fang Xiaoqiang picked up the phone excitedly. “Dad! Someone hit me! Come over here now to avenge me! Bring more men with you! I really want to chop this kid up!”

“Chop your ass!” The voice at the other end sounded pissed. “Get your ass back here now! Pack your bags because we have to take the earliest flight out of Dragon City. If we don’t leave here by today, we’re goners!”

“What? Leave Dragon City today? Dad, what happened? We were just talking about buying a house downtown in Dragon City. Why the sudden rush to leave?”

Fang Xiaoqiang had completely no idea on what was happening.

“Are they really leaving Dragon City?”

Xu Gong’s eyes grew wide.

“That means… Chen Xiaobei really does know Wulin’s Chief Alliance?”

Lan Mengcheng’s jaw was left hanging.

“You idiot! Stop asking stupid questions!” shouted the voice on the other end of the line. “Xuanjian Faction leader Liu Xiyuan himself came and surrounded our faction! If we don’t leave by today, my Flying Axe Faction will be completely destroyed!”

“What? Destroyed…”

Fang Xiaoqiang fled the room without even bothering to hang up. His two goons, who had been laughing at Chen Xiaobei a second ago, scrambled out of the room like scared dogs.

“The devil Fang Xiaoqiang… just… left… just like that? Am I dreaming?”

Xu Gong gawped at the opened door, daring not to trust his own eyes.

Lan Mengcheng was even more increduled saying, “Xiaobei! You really did know the Wulin’s Chief Alliance and you even gave him orders… How did you manage to do that?”

“No, it’s not ordering. Liu Xiuyuan and I were enemies but he was completely subdued by my charm. That is why he’s so willing to do me favors!”

“Tell us in detail! What charm?”

Lan Mengcheng wanted to know.

“Let’s not talk about that. Come over here and let me touch you so that I can see if you gained or lost weight. Hehe…”

Chen Xiaobei winked, grinning slyly at her.