Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Chapter 1749: Unmentionable Disease

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“What the hell! Is this guy insane? Who the hell is he to order Master Liu Si to apologize? Someone needs to remind him of his place!”

“He wants Master Liu Si to slap himself? There’s a limit to daydreams, isn’t there?”

“This is called ‘a mantis trying to stop a chariot’ – this guy has overrated himself! Compared to Master Liu Si, he’s just a piece of shit! Master Liu Si could crush with one finger!”

The crowd made a mockery of Chen Xiaobei, regarding him as a brainless retard.

“Childe Chen… Don’t speak carelessly…” Su Xiaoman’s heart was convulsing inside her chest.

What was Chen Xiaobei doing? It was bad enough that he did not want to apologize, so why did he have to make things worse and insult Liu Si?!

That was asking for trouble!

They were in Mount Yellow Wind black market, and Liu Si was the regulatory affairs manager there!

He could charge Chen Xiaobei with whatever crime he so wished and was allowed to do away with Chen Xiaobei at a whim!

To make matters worse, Liu Si had a powerful and influential big Buddha backing him up.

This big Buddha in question was notorious for covering up. Treading on Liu Si’s toes was no different from walking into a lion’s den! It was suicide!

Right now in a situation like this, everyone, including Su Xiaoman, knew that Liu Si was not going to leave the matter at that! Chen Xiaobei was as good as dead!

What they witnessed next, however, had them all bowled over!

Not only did Liu Si not flip out, but he also held back his anger and said in a shaky voice, “My friend… Let’s… Let’s talk somewhere else, huh?”

“No! Let’s talk here!” Chen Xiaobei shook his head. “You were the one who took advantage of my friend! I gave you face and told my friend to let you go, but you threw your weight around and wanted me to kneel and apologize! I’ve given you face but you refused to accept it. Why should we talk elsewhere?”

“I…” Liu Si lowered his voice. “My friend, I was wrong! I’m willing to apologize! Let’s sit down and talk elsewhere!”

The crowd was stunned into silence.

There was a Chinese idiom that goes ‘even a strong dragon cannot repress a local snake’.

Liu Si was the snake, the local gangster if you will – known for being unreasonable and not a person to be offended.

Right now, this very ‘snake’ had humbled himself, and admitted his fault to a greenhorn youth before a large audience!

This was as rare as the sun rising from the North!

But there was more!

Chen Xiaobei shook his head without even blinking. “If you want to admit that you’re wrong, slap yourself ten times first! After that, we can talk elsewhere!”

“I…” The corner of Liu Si’s lips twitched. “Hey, buddy! You’ve gone too far! You think that you can make me slap myself in front of all these people just because you say so? Don’t be so sure of yourself!”

Chen Xiaobei shrugged. “I can see through your unmentionable disease. Does that not qualify me to be full of myself?”

Liu Si frowned. “You’re stating the obvious. How would I know that you’re not just putting on an act?”

“It seems like you would like to hear my specific diagnosis?” Chen Xiaobei raised an eyebrow. “Your penis was badly damaged about a month ago! The internal injury is severe. A large surface area of its cell tissues have died! The necrosis is curable. I can cure it. However, if untreated, wait for another three to five days and you would be joining the eunuch squad!”

“Heavens… How… How did you know that I was injured a month ago…” Liu Si cried in surprise.

Liu Si’s question confirmed that Chen Xiaobei’s diagnosis was accurate.

The crowd burst into laughter.

“Oh… Liu Si was injured down there! Could he have sprained it trying out a new move while sleeping with a woman? Hahaha…”

“Sprained it while doing a new move? Hahaha… This kind of injury is not easy to correct! I’m afraid Master Liu Si would have to join the eunuch squad!”

“He injured his third leg! No wonder that guy called Master Liu Si a cripple! Hahaha…”

…

Su Xiaoman blushed furiously at the howling and hooting of the crowd.

When she saw how embarrassed Master Liu Si was, she quickly forgot her discomfort and began to feel a little delighted at this payback.

“Stop laughing! All of you! Stop!” Master Liu Si looked like he was going to throw up. “If anyone continues to laugh, I will make sure that he won’t be able to stay here in this black market!”

The audience quickly put a hand over their mouth to muffle their laughter.

Some could not hold it in and quickly fled, only to stop halfway and break into fits of laughter.

“My friend. No, sir!” Liu Si was trying his best to ignore the crowd. “You said that you could cure my injury. Is that right?”

“I will tell you after you finish slapping yourself!” Chen Xiaobei shrugged.

“Alright! I’ll do it!” Master Liu Si raised both hands to his face and began smacking at his own face. When he was done, he turned to Su Xiaoman and said meekly, “Miss, I was wrong! I’m sorry!”

Su Xiaoman’s mouth formed an ‘o’. She could not believe that she has just seen the despotic Master Liu si slap himself and apologize to her in front of all those people!

“I’ve slapped myself and I’ve apologized! Are you satisfied now?” Master Liu Si’s face burned with embarrassment; his wrathful gaze boring into Chen Xiaobei.

If Chen Xiaobei could not tell him the cure, Master Liu Si would make sure to pop Chen Xiaobei’s clogs!

Chen Xiaobei ignored him. “Xiaoman, are you willing to forgive him?”

“Huh?” Su Xiaoman was still dazed. “Forget it. He’s already apologized. There’s no need to make this into a bigger issue!”

Chen Xiaobei nodded, and said to the man, “Master Liu Si, let’s find someplace else to talk!”

“Alright!”

Master Liu Si nodded and led Chen Xiaobei and Su Xiaoman into a private cave deep inside the black market.

The cave had been recently refurbished and richly decorated. It was Liu Si’s very own personal lounge.

Chen Xiaobei did not waste any time taking out a small bottle of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine.

“Let’s call a spade a spade. You taking advantage of my friend is in the past. You will still have to pay for the medicine I’m giving you!”

Liu Si eyed the bottle suspiciously. “I’ve consulted a lot of doctors about my injury. Not one of them could help me! If your medicine really works, I am willing to pay any amount!”

“Good!” Chen Xiaobei smiled confidently. “Then, take a bottle first. We’ll talk about the price later!”

Chen Xiaobei tossed the bottle over to Liu Si.

Liu Si uncorked the bottle and was immediately taken in by the marvelous fragrance of the hundreds of fruits infused with wine.

“Good wine…” Liu Si was was a man who enjoyed good wine, and this bottle had him salivating. He tipped the bottle into his mouth and guzzled down the wine without reservation.