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"Shit! Someone's coming!" Chen Xiaobei could hear someone walking outside the room before he got in the mood – Zhuang Bifan's cry for help earlier must have caught the attention of the security guards.

"You have to go now!" Lan Mengchen yelped in surprise and began to push him away. "The security guards of the Zhuang Family are really powerful, it's impossible for you to escape if they surround you!"

"Alright, keep in touch! I'll check on you whenever you have the time!" Chen Xiaobei said, licking his lips. His sudden appearance in this place would definitely put her family in grave danger – this was not the time to be messing around.

"Okay… I'll wait for you!" Lan Mengchen looked up to him and planted another passionate kiss on his lips.

"You need to be asleep or they will be suspicious. Just hang on, you won't remember a thing after you wake up!" After the smooch, Chen Xiaobei pinpointed two spots behind her head and pressed on them. She fell unconscious immediately.

Putting on his Nightstalker Outfit, Chen Xiaobei retrieved the silver needles that kept Zhuang Bifan from hearing and seeing, before removing the now-useless Heavenly Dog Collar too. After making sure that he did not leave any evidence behind, he waited until the security guards pushed the door open. The entire mansion soon erupted into chaos after he left.

After returning to the hotel, Chen Xiaobei slept soundly.

The next morning.

Chen Xiaobei booked the next flight to Green Vine City and headed to the airport. While waiting to board, he bought NeZha's favorite WaHaHa High-Calc Milk, Xiao Tianquan's favorite sausage, as well as Monkey King's and Yanwang's favorite spicy sticks.

He sent the food to them immediately. Though they were not his brother by blood, their bond became stronger after last night. Googlᴇ search N(o)vᴇl(F)ire.net

They were deities, and yet they would help him when he was in a pinch without expecting anything in return. While Wei Xiaobao and Qianli Yan did ask for payment, it was fine since Chen Xiaobei was not well-acquainted with the two of them.

"I don't have any merit points right now, and I'll have to explain that to Qianli Yan. He needs to wait for some time before I could pay him." he thought.

He sought out Qianli Yan and soon found rather unexpectedly that the deity was a rather nice guy. He simply decided that Chen Xiaobei could pay him a packet of spicy sticks instead, which the mortal man agreed to immediately.

"Having no merit points is so frustrating!" Chen Xiaobei thought after he repaid Qianli Yan for his help. "I have to think of some way to get some!"

"There's no place for Xiaoyao Charity Foundation to donate to right now, so the only way left is kill some baddies… But I'm now the most powerful person in Green Vine City – there's no one left to kill!"

Those thoughts made him slightly upset, and so he started humming a made-up song. "Invincibility is such a lonely thing…Invincibility makes me hollow…"

"Your voice is terrible… I suspect that the WuKong music video that you uploaded to Weibo was not your voice!" A sweet feminine voice suddenly rang out.

"Huh?"

Chen Xiaobei turned around to see a woman who walking away from him without glancing behind. From her back alone, he could tell that the woman was a legendary beauty!

Her hair was black; her limbs and waist were slender and her skin fair. She was wearing a thin light-pink top and a faintly yellow net skirt. Bonus points for her long legs that were wrapped within smooth, long stockings. He saw that she was pulling a wheeled luggage – she must be leaving for a flight.

"Damn! Who is that beauty? She could be my fan since she knows the contents of my Weibo account!" Chen Xiaobei exclaimed, before becoming frustrated again.

"I really need merit points. No merit points mean no charm, and my fans are starting to give me the cold shoulder already! This could only get worse!"

He started an urgent brainstorming and was suddenly rewarded with an idea.

"Right, I could go to Japan. Hmph. Meichuan Zhizhang, start counting the days you have left! I will eliminate the entire Meichuan Family, and shower myself in merit points!"

Chen Xiaobei was relieved to have found a solution for his merit point problem. It was not time to board yet, so he loitered around and soon spotted an adult toy shop. He quickly went in to buy a pink Love Egg.

"Well, it's pink." he muttered to himself as he left the shop. "I think Wei Xiaobao would definitely love it!"

"Sick bastard!" An outraged voice exclaimed. "I thought you were a real man! I guess it's just fake news!"

It was that woman again. She had been walking towards him, only to find Chen Xiaobei talking to himself while holding pink Love Eggs with a silly smile on his face.

"Shit…" Chen Xiaobei was stunned. "Those boobs… They're…"

Of the ladies he knew, Lin Xiang, Demonic Fox, and Wenyuan were D cups. Luo Puti and Lan Mengchen were perfect C cups, while Murong Xiaoyao… well… not worth the mention.

Nonetheless, their chests pale in comparison of the woman standing in front of Chen Xiaobei. Her bust must be E – nay, F! It was even more baffling that she was slim everywhere else except for her extremely ample cleavage! Perhaps every drop of nutrient in her were forcefully redirected to her bosom?

"You monster!"

If the woman had been annoyed by his questionable patronage of an adult toy shop, she was positively outraged when she noticed his lecherous admiration of her bust. She quickly walked away in her white high heels.

"Crap… This fan is a lost cause…"

Chen Xiaobei was quite upset that she got an entirely wrong impression of him due to them both being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Still, he could not blame her – many others around were shooting him strange looks as well.

Blushing, he stuffed the Love Egg into his bag immediately and decided to contact Wei Xiaobao once he got on the plane.

The boarding process went smoothly.

Inside the plane, the first-class cabin and the economic cabin were separated. For the former, there were only two seats in each row but there usually would be several empty seats left. Chen Xiaobei was in first-class, so he could do whatever he wants if he closes the curtains covering his seat after the flight took off. 

"Excuse me! I would like to change my seat!" A familiar voice called.

It was the woman again. She was staring at the seat beside Chen Xiaobei through a big pair of sunglasses.

Evidently, it was the seat she had booked but she did not want to sit beside a disgusting pervert like him.

"What a coincidence… We meet again…" Chen Xiaobei grumbled. He could not help but stare at the woman's face – through those pair of oversized sunglasses, anyone could see that the woman had a charming oval face with a straight and elegant nose. Women would give anything to have such a beautiful face.

"I'm sorry… All the seats in the first-class cabin have all been filled. I'm afraid that I can't change your seat…" A young air hostess came over and apologized.

"I'm fine with economic class!" The woman insisted – she was very determined to not sit beside him.

"The economic class is fully-booked as well." The flight attendant replied.

The woman was left speechless.