Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

"Uhm…" Luo Puti was caught surprised; she never expected Chen Xiaobei to be so bold. He did not kiss her, however, but was merely covering her mouth with his hand.

"There's an eavesdropper outside!" He whispered, and slowly removed his hand.

Luo Puti was shocked, but quickly stretched her ears, and soon caught the noise outside the room as well. An elite like her would have known if something was moving outside the room – the interloper was cautious enough to avoid any unwanted attention. Chen Xiaobei would have missed it too if not for his Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes.

"What do we do?" Luo Puti frowned.

"It's the snitch who sold us out to that old man. We should make some noise – I know, let's pretend that we're having sex! They won't suspect a thing, and my plan will go smoothly."

"And how do we do that?" Luo Puti blushed a nervous crimson in a flash.

"Are you stupid? Just moan!" Chen Xiaobei retorted, his mouth twitching. "And please don't tell me you don't know how to do it. You were moaning so lustfully the night you got drunk!"

"You do it! I'm not going to moan!" Luo Puti said, embarrassed.

"I moan? Do you really think that person outside of our room is an idiot?" Chen Xiaobei giggled. It was universally acknowledged that women were the ones moaning during sex.

"I'm not going to moan!" Luo Puti shot back. There was no way the Ice Demon Queen would do something so shameful!

"Stop messing around! Your moans were so passionate and amorous. Come to think of it, there was also unique tone to it…" Chen Xiaobei said, as if reminiscing.

"You asshole! Stop talking about that… I… I'll kill you!"

"Well, you could refuse. Just don't blame me if the plan fails!" Chen Xiaobei shrugged.

"What…" Luo Puti was worried.

The person outside the room would definitely grow suspicious if they stop hearing anything from the room – which meant that Poseidon would become cautious when they report to him. There was no way he would risk his own head especially after the work he did to grab absolute power over the Six Doors Organization, and Chen Xiaobei's plan would be left in pieces.

"Chen Xiaobei…Kiss me!" Luo Puti seethed bashfully.

"What did you say? I kinda missed that." Chen Xiaobei said with an evil grin.

"Asshole!" She quickly rose, pinned him down and straddled him.

"Uhm…"

"Uhm…"

"Uhm…"

Luo Puti had jammed her lips on Chen Xiaobei's own before he knew what was happening; she used her fair and long hands to press down on him too. He was not ready for it!

'Hey, isn't this wrong? I should be taking the initiative!' He thought. Nevertheless, Luo Puti was a greenhorn when it comes it intimacy; she did not hold a candle to the young vixen, Song Qincheng!

He decided to teach her passion. Calming himself, he slipped his tongue between her lips. It went awry, however – Luo Puti was so surprised to feel it trash around and violating her own tongue that she bit on it unconsciously. She had never experienced anything like it.

"Ouch… Damn it! What the hell is wrong with you?" Chen Xiaobei cried out in pain. But it hurts for a brief moment – he quickly recovered after a while and attacked with his tongue once more.

"Ouch… Ouch…"

This time, Luo Puti did not bite his tongue but started pinching his waist instead. Despite the shift of who took the lead, Chen Xiaobei grew apprehensive. Since kissing was already such a big deal for her, sex would most certainly prove to be messy, confusing as well as agonizing. He grew slightly irritated as he finally realized that conquering the Ice Demon Queen was not going to be easy.

Thankfully, the person outside grinned and left silently after they heard Chen Xiaobei cried out. They most likely did not suspect a thing. 

With them gone, Chen Xiaobei stopped too. "They're gone," he quickly said. "You can get down now…"

Luo Puti stared blankly for a while, before quickly rushing to the bathroom.

Chen Xiaobei smiled as he gazed at her lovely and elegant back. "Sooner or later, I'll definitely capture your heart!" He declared. "And we will make some amazing love when the time comes!"

Ding!

Chen Xiaobei's phone was ringing – the perverted deities were sending messages to their private group.

Wei Xiaobao: Boss! It's time for good stuff! The source of this content is ɴo(v)elFɪre.net

Hong Haier: Boss! It's time for good stuff!

Everyone: We want the good stuff! Give us the good stuff!

"Urgh…I almost forgot about this group of degenerates. I have to give them the good stuff, but I have no idea how to draw erotica…" Chen Xiaobei said nervously.

Perverted Spirit: Boss! We will demote you if you don't to give us the good stuff! (Menacing)

Zhu Bajie: Return our Red Envelope if you can't give us the good stuff! (Menacing x3)

'Shit…I just gave the Qinlian Bellyband to Puti – I can't return it…' Chen Xiaobei thought, his mouth twitching. He quickly brainstormed for some ideas.

"Oh, right!" He suddenly exclaimed. Tapping on his phone, he quickly accessed a pornographic website – men's favorite place on the Internet. A wide assortment of pictures was available, and he simply picked the kinkiest of them all.

Chen Xiaobei: What's the rush? I always fulfil my promises! I just needed a little time to look for the best. I can guarantee that none of you have seen anything like this! (Cool)

Bull Demon King: Well, damn! New shit! God Chen is the best! Send them now!

Wei Xiaobao: I've ruled the world of deviants for so many years, there is nothing I haven't seen before! God Chen, you better don't disappoint!

Zhu Bajie: Quick! Quick! Quick! I'll give you some huge reward if your stuff makes me hard!

Chen Xiaobei: Gentlemen! I shall show you a whole new world!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Chen Xiaobei quickly sent all three pictures to the group.

...

There was a moment of silence as everyone in the group was left awestruck. Half a minute later, the whole group exploded!

Bull Demon King: What the fuck! That looks like a real person! How did you draw that?! Our moving pictures has nothing on this!

Wei Xiaobao: Oh my God! Is that blonde woman an elf? Just look at her body! Everyone, I'm off. I need to beat the meat. (Salivating)

Hong Haier: I like this other woman! Her body and charisma could be compared to Sister Tanji!

Zhu Bajie: Awesome! Awesome! You will definitely get some rewarded handsomely!