The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Chapter 627: Little Silver’s Headband

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Little Silver was a pure “Silver,” one who was free of low tastes.

The instant he saw the string-like lingerie, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had no idea how to explain it for a moment; rather, he was wondering how to explain it without appearing vulgar. Little Silver, who had just entered society, didn’t know much about the ways of the world… Since Brother Ling had entrusted him with Little Silver’s care, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had to have confidence in himself! Given Brother Ling’s master level, surely it wasn’t because of lack of money that Brother Ling had left Little Silver with him, right?

There were quite a few “veterans” in the chat group who would say dirty stuff from time to time, but after Little Silver joined the group, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had immediately announced a ban on any uncivilized conduct. Ultimately, he didn’t want Little Silver to be led astray while in his care.

“Brother Ling trusts me so much, I must guide Little Silver properly…” Thinking this, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal nodded with a resolute face.

However, Little Silver wasn’t someone who could be easily fooled. Because there were many things which he didn’t understand, Little Silver was often quite stubborn about learning things, and had to find answers which satisfied him.

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal knew that if he couldn’t come up with a reasonable explanation now, Little Silver would learn about it through some other means.

“Grenade-Throwing, what on earth is this? Why is your expression so strange?” Little Silver asked suspiciously. He had tried asking several times and found that Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had sunk into deep thought with his chin in his hands as he stared at this pink string.

“Oh… it’s nothing, I was just wondering if you liked the color.” Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal gave a quick-witted reply and didn’t give Little Silver any reason to doubt him.

“Pink is fine. Some people online say that pink is very girly, but I like this color a lot. Everyone is free to like whatever color they want,” Little Silver replied swiftly.

Little Silver didn’t discriminate against pink as a color. As for the theory online that those who used pink were sissies, he didn’t really understand it. Little Silver was neutral to the color pink; he would use it at home now and then, but would never wear it out.

Hearing Little Silver say this, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal instantly relaxed and smiled at Little Silver as he pointed at this pink lingerie and said, “Actually, this is a headband.”

“Headband?”

“Yes… headband…” Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal said. “When you wash your face, you can tie it around your forehead to keep your hair from getting wet. Of course, you can also use it to absorb your sweat when you exercise.”

“Is that so…” Little Silver frowned as he stared at the “pink headband,” because he felt that Grenade-Throwing’s expression was somehow a little strange.

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal tried to make his expression as natural as possible. “Yes, it really is a headband.”

“Fine, then; in any case, I’ll use it at home, and I won’t be taking it out.” Little Silver pursed his lips.

Then he stared gloomily at the lubricant, the candles and the leather whip on the side; he really couldn’t understand why the headband had been sent with these three things…

…

After receiving the delivery, Little Silver went to wash his face and then planned to put on a face mask. This was a habit that Little Silver had developed recently. Everyone needed to take care of their skin, and Little Silver certainly wasn’t an exception. He actually learned to use face masks from Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal, and even the masks he used were from Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal.

Nevertheless, cleansing face masks for cultivators were different from ordinary ones. This was a true cosmetic face mask, with liposuction, acupuncture and face shaping effects. After putting it on, the whole face would be as white as an egg. Furthermore, the worse a person’s skin was, the better the effect. The effects of one face mask could last for a month.

Actually, Grenade-Throwing felt that Little Silver didn’t need to use them at all because this guy’s face was pretty fair to begin with… Grenade-Throwing knew that when Little Silver went to visit the Wang family’s small villa, Mother Wang had bestowed the nickname “white-faced” girl on Little Silver.

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal felt that as a holy beast, Little Silver’s aesthetics were actually pretty good.

Since Little Silver was going to put on a face mask, the pink “headband” just happened to come in handy. When Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal saw this scene, his entire expression didn’t look right.

Then he saw Little Silver lean back against the sofa and turn on his phone, as if he was about to make a video call. Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal’s lips twitched. “Brother Silver, what are you doing…”

Little Silver: “I’m calling Dog Two; it’s looking for me, and it said that Master has an important combat mission for me.”

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: “You’re calling it with a face mask on… that’s not very good, is it?”

Little Silver: “What’s wrong with it, we’re family. This Dog Two still can’t take human form. If I put a face mask on in front of it, it would be so envious!”

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: “…”

“Every time we see each other, it’s always showing off. Now it’s my turn!” Little Silver patted the mask and tried his best to smooth it out without leaving any air bubbles.

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal now really hoped that Brother Dog didn’t know too much…

The ringing lasted for about a minute before Loopy Toad accepted Little Silver’s video chat.

Soon, the video image came through.

The first thing Loopy Toad saw was Little Silver putting on the face mask, and from Little Silver’s smug expression, it was very obvious that this guy was doing this on purpose…

Loopy Toad’s lips twitched, and then its keen eyes caught sight of the “pink headband” around Little Silver’s forehead…

Loopy Toad was stunned on the spot. “Little Silver… Your headband is very unique!”

Little Silver: “Of course. It was a freebie with a magic artifact I bought. The color is standard, but it’s very silky smooth to use. Also, when I tied it around my head, it makes me want to be touched for some reason…”

“…”

Right now, Grenade-Throwing really wanted to find a hole to burrow into.

Loopy Toad: “… Didn’t Grenade-Throwing tell you what it is?”

Little Silver: “Grenade-Throwing said it’s a headband!”

Loopy Toad: “Head, head, head… headband?” Loopy Toad obviously knew that Little Silver had very likely been duped, but it didn’t have the heart to expose this lie. On the contrary, it could pretty much understand Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal’s line of thinking…

So even if it knew what the pink headband was…

Loopy Toad still did its best to continue smiling in the video. “Your headband, looks very nice…”

Little Silver: “Smart of you to know! Jealous? How about I order an identical one for you? Hm?”

Loopy Toad’s lips twitched. “Better not…”

It wasn’t in the habit of putting underwear on its head!

Loopy Toad: “But I have to trouble you to pass on a message to Grenade-Throwing for me…”

Little Silver: “What do you want to say? My speaker is on, he’s right next to me.”

Loopy Toad: “I want to ask him, after nine years of compulsory education… why is he so amazing ¹ ?”

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: “…”