The Imbecile Lord Is Married to Five Beautiful Goddess-Novel

In a small inn somewhere in Clex.

Everyone stared at a naive-looking boy who sat on the chair.

He looked like a fool who was talking casually with everyone. He was quite daring to flaunt his wealth in this place.

He had a nice sword on his waist along with a pouch filled with coins.

Three nasty-smelling men appeared on the table and placed their hands on the table with an ominous smile.

“Kid, is this your first time here?”

“Yes, I have run away from home.” The boy replied with a sincere expression.

“Ohh!”

“I see that must be why you are carrying heavy things here. For a thin boy like you, it must be difficult, isn’t it?”

“Yes brother, the things are so heavy that I am having trouble moving around here.”

Another one patted his shoulder”Why don’t you give the things to us? We will help you move around.”

“With us around no one will dare to seek trouble with you.”

“What really, you will help me, brother.” The boy’s eyes shined.

One could hear laughs and sneers from all around the place where many wolf eyes were looking at the scene with curiosity.

“I will help you carry things but for that, you have to give me something.”

“What do you want, brother? Just say your wish?”

The man smiled and stretched his hand.

“Haha! You are a nice kid. I don’t want anything much. Just give the coins pouch on the waist and the coat of yours which looked quite expensive.”

The man spoke and without waiting for any reply, stretched his hand towards the pouch but it was chopped with lightning speed before it could reach it.

Stash!!

He blankly stared at the cross-section of the severed arms.

He only came to his senses after seeing the blood pumping out from his severed hand like a waterfall.

His hands were chopped faster than his nerves could transmit the pain and as the brain was able to process, the howling contest began.

“Ahhhhhhhhh!”

The boy bent down and picked up the chopped hand and spoke with a naive smile.

“Hands are very precious and this piece of useless shit meat seemed very important to you? I will give it to you so that you could remember this honourable meeting with your small brother.”

With a humble expression as if he was an innocent gentleman, he threw the hand.

The remaining ones who stood thier with a stupid expressions finally reacted and thier faces distorted.

“You crazy bastard!”

“Son of a bitch, I am gonna kill you.”

Before they could pounce on him, the innkeeper appeared and shouted”Lock the door!”

“All of you kill these noble bastards and we will divide the money.”

The guests in the inn stood up and took out their weapons.

The waitress started to laugh at the boy’s naivety.

The boy stared at the innkeeper with a stupefied expression and his eyes started to tear up.

“Hiccup…Hiccup!”

Sob! Sob!”

“Mr Innkeeper, I thought of you as a good man but you..” The boy cried and wept his eyes.

The innkeeper just sneered and said”Boy, be careful in your next life. Don’t trust anyone easily.”

“Haaa!”He took a deep breath and muttered

“It’s okay cause I am also a bad boy.”

As soon as the words fell, the boy’s whole demeanour changed.

From a docile rabbit, it turned into a ferocious beast.

“By the way, thanks for locking the door and saving some trouble.” He muttered and swung his hand.

Swish!

With a simple fast horizontal swing, he cut three heads at once and splattered the blood on the people at the back.

“Whoa! This feels awesome.” He spoke with a smirk following which loud groans and shrieks rang all around.

Blood followed and the body fell and within five minutes everything was cleared up.

The entire inn had become clean of bugs and pests while the pest controller sat on the chair folding his legs and looking down giving a haughty look.

“I will cut your tongue if you keep on screaming, lady.”

CRINK!CRINK!

Alex sharpened his sword with a dagger while speaking and all the waitresses who were screaming and holding their hands suddenly stopped and started to cry silently.

Before him were three waitresses, two bartenders and an innkeeper.

“What a wonderful combination.”

“Let me ask, is this the first time you ganged up on others like this or is it a usual routine of yours?” Alex asked, looking at the innkeeper.

“This….I…First…” The innkeeper stuttered in his speech and seeing Alex’s gaze almost wet his pants.

“Hahaaa!!I don’t have enough patience.”

Slash!

Just like this, the head of the innkeeper was separated as if it was just a piece of cake.

It was not a big deal.

Yeah, it was not a big deal except for Alex.

The waitress who was calmed down a little started to scream again loudly but their voice was stuck in their throat unable to come out as Alex sharpened his sword again.

“Hey, beauty answers my question.”

“No, this isn’t the first time. Anytime we find a naive fool, he ends up in this state.” The lady named Marie spoke.

Beside her were Rosie and Freta and Tom was the name of the bartender

“So, who is in charge of the cleanup?”

“It’s them. I mean they used to clean up after killing.” Freta answered

“Can you clean up the place?”

They shook their heads but stopped in their tracks seeing Alex’s sword shining.

“We are expert cleaners. We even have a degree in cleaning. This is nothing for us.” All of them spoke in the same tone.

Alex smiled and pulled the pouch placed before them.

“Divide the money among yourselves. From now this inn belongs to me until I stay here.”

“Now divide the money among yourselves. You used to bet in the underground battle championship. You could take 10% of the gain.”

“If the thought of running away and taking the money comes to your mind then I will personally place your head in the display case for others to marvel.”