The Romantic Cultivator

The 300 Spartans were now singing loudly in the forest;

"We're all the sons and daughters of the heavens…"

​ "We are all blessed by the Great God Ji Yuan, the Great Cultivation God…"

"No dangers will come to us because luck will always shine upon us…"

"This is the power our unified soul, our soul power is our strength as we triumphed over all adversaries…"

"Hooray, hooray…"

"We're the Champions, we're the Champions…"

Fairy Anyang had a look of disbelief when she had heard the song that Ji Yuan had taught them to sing. "Do you really have to add a song when they're marching? What if the noise attracts the desolate monsters?"

"Well, it helps with the morale." Ji Yuan laughed. "Moreover, we have Xiang Li to seek out the desolate monsters now."

Fairy Anyang gave Ji Yuan a stern look, "You've better not lie to her or it will be very bad for your cultivation soul. She shares the same cultivation sea as you now and your backlash will be very severe."

Ji Yuan was smiling bitterly now; he had actually agreed to Xiang Li's condition in an hurry to send her on the way before the desolate monsters could close in on his 300 Spartans.

"It must be a joke from Xiang Li, am I right? Just as the time she says that Ling Feiyue and I have four lifetimes together." Ji Yuan laughed weakly.

But somehow he could sense that Xiang Li was quite serious about it, especially the delightful chuckles that she had made when she went on her way.

"You do know that she is my little sister, don't you?" Ji Yuan asked Fairy Anyang.

Fairy Anyang returned a wry smile, "You're not related by blood. Why not?"

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

He muttered weakly, "You may not know this but the maidens that I am with, they gossip too much and they may corrupt my innocent Xiang Li."

"Is it good this way? Then Xiang Li can surely get along well with your other consorts." Fairy Anyang smiled.

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

Ji Yuan: …

In the meantime elsewhere, Xiang Li was now happily appearing before the desolate beasts one by one as she gave them a kick on their asses with her foot.

She giggled. "Big Brother did say that all I need to do is to kick their asses. This is so fun…"

The desolate monsters were naturally not a match for Xiang Li's brutal kick and the word quickly spread to the other desolate monsters that there was a crazy spirit in the forest that was only aiming at their asses and she reveled in their agonizing cries; it caused all the desolate monsters to stay steer of Xiang Li in no time.

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After three days of marching and difficult terrain, the mortal cultivators were actually astonished that they had actually reached the summit without any dangers or encounters.

"This is amazing…"

"Great God Ji Yuan really did not lie to us…"

"He must be a real god…"

When everyone had reached the summit, they could feel that their bodies were dissipating but they were not afraid because they could feel soothing energies into their bodies.

Ji Yuan said proudly to them as he waved at them, "You will be sent to the Celestial Realm as a celestial cultivator now. Good luck and farewell…"

And may we never meet again, yeah!

All the mortal cultivators were waving their hands as they said tearfully to Ji Yuan, "Great God Ji Yuan, thank you so much. Hope that we may have a chance to meet you again one day…"

"So, we are all going to be the new gods of this 'Celestial Realm'?"

"Why not? We are supposed to be the sons and daughters of the heavens. Isn't that what Ji Yuan has said to us?"

Ji Yuan waved his hand as he shouted loudly, "Remember to sing my song as a prayer. Good luck everyone!"

Yeah, they're going to need a lot of luck as a first and second realm cultivators…

Xiang Li was also very delighted as she looked lovingly at Ji Yuan who was trying not to look at her, "Big Brother, we've overcome the trial."

"Yes…" Ji Yuan answered her weakly.

I have to keep my promise to her now? Is Xiang Li for real? Spirit and human cannot marry…

Ji Yuan was also dissipating at the same time as them as well; it was because he was being returned to the presence of the Giant Blob Trial Spirit.

There was a brilliant flash of light as Ji Yuan disappeared completely.

When he had opened his eyes again, he found himself looking at the Giant Blob who was staring blankly at him.

"You have passed the trial and you're the first one to overcome this trial."

Ji Yuan was startled, "I'm the first one to overcome this trial? What about the rest?"

The Giant Blob smiled wickedly, "They're all still struggling to complete this trial."

Ji Yuan laughed, "Then I must be a genius."

"You're a cheater." The Giant Blob was not amused. "It seems that you've a sentient immortal spirit to help you."

Ji Yuan laughed weakly, "No methods are too unorthodox in a trial, don't you think so?"

The Giant Blob hummed coldly, "Here is your reward and be gone from here."

There was a small pouch that floated into Ji Yuan's hands and when he had opened it, he saw five rainbow profound pills.

"What is this?" He asked curiously.

"These five profound pills are the Rainbow Celestium Profound Pills." The Giant Blob said casually.

Ji Yuan was shocked; the Rainbow Celestial Profound Pill is a mythical profound pill that is said to exist but very few celestials have actually seen it before. It is actually a sixth rank alchemy pill and the cultivator will be able to overcome their life and death tribulation without any consequences.

In short, these Rainbow Celestial Profound Pills are extremely precious because with it, the cultivators can rank up in their cultivation realm without fearing for their lives.

Ji Yuan naturally did not need these five Rainbow Celestial Profound Pills anymore so he was thinking of presenting it as gifts.

He was naturally thinking that he could give it to Shangguan Yan, Fairy Ye Chengxi, Wan'Er and even to Chen Hanhan.

"One question…" Ji Yuan said. "Did my party pass this trial or not…"

"Be gone!" The Giant Blob growled. "You talk too much."

And Ji Yuan was forcefully teleported away.