Vampire's Slice Of Life

"Aha! You had a draw! Hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Mayzin's sound of laughter rang out of the phone. She was laughing continuously, annoying Lucifer further.

"Damn you sleepy bitch! Stop laughing!" She couldn't help but curse again.

"Hahahahaha! I wouldn't LoSe, was it? Hahahahaha!" Mayzin mocked Lucifer.

"STOP! OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO LIZARD JERKY!"

"Oh wow. She sure seems angry." Lith commented from the side as he watched her yell at the phone.

"Hahahahaha!" Mayzin continued to laugh her ass off despite Lucifer's threat.

After finally stopping her laugh, she said, "now, be a good person and go on date with him. You finally found someone for you. Good luck, little demon, fufu."

Lucifer thought to herself as she heard that, 'Ugh, I completely forgot about that.'

She finally realized what she wasn't able to recall and sighed.

She couldn't go back on her word now. She knew that Mayzin would annoy the life out of her if she reneged on her words and mock her for eternity. It was much better to go on a date with her nephew than listen to her mockery.

'That damn Space lizard is a pain in the ass.' Lucifer thought.

She then sighed again. 'So much work, so much hassle.'

Lucifer didn't want to work or do things. She just wanted to laze around and watch anime while munching on some nice snacks.

But she couldn't do that as she had to go on dates. Not one but multiple dates!

Lucifer then turned to look at Lith who was supposed to be her dating partner. She took a good look at him and took her time to consider her options.

'Hmm… he doesn't look bad anyway, I might as well give it a shot and finish it quickly.'

Lucifer walked towards him and checked him out.

'Has Lilith's features but doesn't look feminine nor too manly like those rogue battle freaks with muscular bodies.'

'Good. Good.'

Looking at Lucifer checking her out again, Lith asked, "what are you looking at?"

"You," Lucifer said unconsciously. She was too talkative for her own good and was the type of person who spoke first and thought later.

Hearing such a straightforward answer, Lith couldn't help but ask jokingly, "Why is that? Are you interested in me or something?"

Lucifer stopped looking at his body and looked him in the eyes. She then said dead seriously, "Yes, I am."

"Let's go on a date."

The two statements had no relation to each other.

Lucifer said the first sentence because she was interested in finding out more about Lith.

How he was a Saint Rank at such a young age, how he could even end up being in a stalemate with her without even using his full potential, and so on and so forth.

Lucifer knew Lith had an all-elemental affinity. Lilith had it and Lucy did too. It wasn't difficult to guess that Lith might have it as well.

Though she had not seen her nephew ever since his birth, she was able to easily connect the dots and thus arrived at this conclusion.

The second sentence just naturally came out of her mouth and she wasn't thinking much when she said that.

"..."

Lith became speechless as he heard that. He was just joking, you know?

He stopped trying to make jokes with this lady. It seemed a bit dangerous as in no way did she seem to be joking when she mentioned the date.

Also, he was now a married man with a harem of divine beauties. Though it wouldn't hurt to add more members to his harem, Lith wouldn't just have anyone or everyone as his partner.

His ladies were pretty chill regarding the harem. Although he could add the lady in front into the harem, he wasn't going to.

Firstly, he wasn't romantically interested in the lady. She only seemed interesting to him because he could relate to her experience. Her proficiency in the elements intrigued him but it was not enough to make him fall in love with her.

Other than these two points, the lady did not particularly catch Lith's fancy in any other way. She seemed ordinary no matter which way he looked. Other than her high cultivation and young age, there was nothing else that was interesting about her.

And lastly, Lith hadn't spent a lot of time with his wives yet. He hadn't even gone on his honeymoon!

There were so many dates left to go with them and so much stuff to do. How could he think of someone else?

Lucifer saw Lith stand frozen in his spot and wondered what was going on inside his mind.

'Is he embarrassed to go on a date? Is he maybe shy inside? Hmm… could it be that he's never been on a date!? Did I put great pressure on him by suddenly asking him out?' A variety of thoughts surfaced in her mind as she waited for Lith to answer.

Anime clearly had influenced her a lot as she was comparing Lith to a high school rom-com anime protagonist.

Lucifer watched Lith who was lost in his own thoughts for a few more moments and then cleared her throat when he did not respond after a while. "Ahem... you there?"

Lith blinked his eyes and focused them on Lucifer. He then addressed the impatient lady who was awaiting his reply.

"Lady, I don't know what got into you for asking me such a thing, but I am not interested in going on a date. I am a married man, I only go on dates with my wives."

"What!?" Lucifer was shocked!

This little child in front of her was married? How? When? Where!?

It was only now when Lucifer had such thoughts did something clicked in her mind:

'Shit! I just realized… he's also not a virgin!'

Lucifer started remembering things of the past as one thing got linked to another and finally after she fully remembered stuff, she knitted her brows and cursed in her mind:

'Damn that bitch!'

'She took her own son's virginity! How shameless! Tsk. Tsk.'

Lilith had told her that she had sex with her son when Lucifer last met her. It was also then that Lucifer was made aware that she couldn't have sex anymore with her as she now was going to do it only with her son.

After finally recalling everything, Lucifer, instead of feeling weirded out or cursing further, suddenly had her brows eased and an amused expression appeared on her face.

'She won't have sex anymore but now I encountered her son who Mayzin said was a good candidate for being my partner.'

'Oh my, Oh m– No wait, that's not correct…'

'Ara Ara… Hmm, yes… This is better.'

'Ara Ara… I have come full circle it seems… fufufu.'

Lucifer chuckled after thinking how amusing such a coincidence was.

Lilith was the one she used to have sex with previously but now that she was gone, she would be dating her son?

'According to Mayzin, he is the perfect person to be my partner too...'

Lucifer considered herself to have come full circle and was amused by her circumstances. She had experienced such a coincidence for the very first time in her life.

'Well, it's good that I hang out with that space lizard. She sometimes sure hands out some useful stuff. It's decided… I'll not make jerky out of her. I think lizard jerky would taste bad anyway.'

As Lucifer got busy with her thoughts, she forgot that Lith was standing right in front of her.

As for Lith, he got absorbed in watching Lucifer's reactions and didn't say anything to interrupt her thoughts. Lucifer sure had many expressions on her face.

Her thoughts wandered and she had another revelation. She clapped her hands and thought,

'Oh shiz, me coming back in a circle… is this… is this what they call…'

'A circle of life!?'

"Bwahahaha!" Lucifer held her belly and started laughing at her own joke.

Lith could only stare and watch as the lady now appeared a bit like a maniac. He thought to himself,

'Is she okay in the head?'

While laughing, Lucifer suddenly had another realization and her expression suddenly turned serious and she turned to look at Lith.

'Wait… didn't he say he was married? How did I miss this question? Who did he marry? And who married him at such a young age?'

'Are the people not afraid of being called a shota-con and going to jail!?'

'No, He's not even a shota!'

'He's a newborn!'