Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

Imperial Palace, the forbidden place that local cultivators and commoners could never enter unless they were strong enough.

Unlike the Forbidden City in China, the Imperial Palace of Red Sun City was separated into four major buildings; Summer, Spring, Autumn, and Winter.

The entire Summer Palace was made of gemstones, marble plates, and crystal-like metal. The floor glittered under the sunlight, which made it uncomfortable to look around.

This was the palace that Miaomiao had sneaked in. As this place was lightly guarded because of its environment, he picked this place as a starting point.

In stealth mode, Miaomiao searched for the entrance to the underground level. However, the light reflection from the ground, pillars, walls, and the decorations of the palace made it difficult for Miaomiao to maintain his transparent form. The reflection light distorted around Miaomiao, and the shape of his body became visible.

Fortunately, no guard bothered looking or using their sense to scan the palace. They simply stood outside the building, yawning and dozing off, avoiding the flashy reflection light in the palace.

Miaomiao was relieved, but he still complained in his mind.

'This place is stupid! Why did they have to make it so bright!? My eyes hurt!'

Looking around in this palace was impossible as the dazzling light blinded him. Miaomiao had to close his eyes and used his Qi sense to see the way.

It didn't take long for Miaomiao to locate a trap door. The entrance was hidden under the most luxurious chamber's king-sized bed.

The flippable bed revealed the stairs to the underground passage. Miaomiao walked down the stairs right away.

The stairs led to a long corridor tunnel. It was similar to the Silver Phoenix Sect's underground passage, but the wall design looked familiar.

The modern brick walls were too neat and clean. The floor was also smooth as if someone had been waxing them every day. With every step that Miaomiao walked, he had to be mindful. Otherwise, he would have slipped and fell.

It reminded him of the Tang Clan's underground maze. Although the Tang Clan's floor wasn't as clean as the imperial palace's underground tunnel, the design was the same.

'Did they hire the same engineer? That can't be, right?'

Ding

[FYI, there is a log file that your ex-sponsor has left behind. It might relate to the underground design.]

[Unfortunately, it is encrypted, and I can only open it after you have completed the current protagonist hunt quest. I've also detected another hidden condition, but I can't access it with my current power.]

'How do I upgrade you or make you stronger?'

[Cultivate a Luck Core or forge a Heavenly Fate Fragment. I'm operated by your luck points, so I can only get stronger as long as you cultivate luck.]

[For a starter, if you become a monk like Zhao Bao, cultivating luck will be a lot easier. But I doubt you are willing to stop having sex for over 24 hours, so that occupation isn't compatible with your lifestyle and character.]

Miaomiao was happy that Dion was more honest than the devil sponsor. Still, she was too direct sometimes.

'I'll keep that in mind. Cultivating luck, eh?'

Wei Yuan had told Miaomiao that she had been farming luck points even though she had no idea what it could do. Last night, when Miaomiao summoned Wei Yuan to the ITS, she already had over 400 points of luck.

By now, she might have gotten more than 500 from completing trivial quests.

Miaomiao also wanted to do the same, but he got stuck with the main quest at the moment.

To exploit the luck system, Miaomiao needed to complete the main quest first. Then, he could generate random quests like how Wei Yuan had been doing.

Although creating side-quests with Dion was doable, but the luck point consumption was five times higher than creating a main quest, which wasn't worth the investment.

So far, all side-quests were created by dao gods, so they footed the luck point bills and reward prizes. However, if Miaomiao were to do the same, he would lose luck points instead of gaining them.

'Annoying main quest… I guess I have to find Wang Diaochan and strip her. If she's Liu Bian, I'll just kill the bitch and steal her HFP. If she's legit… Welp, more loli to screw!'

Miaomiao got motivated. He hovered over the slippery floor and flew inside the passage, increasing the pace.

As Miaomiao rushed forward, he didn't stop scanning his surroundings for hidden caves, tunnels, or traps.

A minute later, he reached a familiar-looking square room with three doors, leading to a different direction. It was the same as Tang Clan's underground maze, but the color of these doors was odd.

Each door was painted with unknown blood. At the center of each door, an English alphabet was written with white paint.

It would have been understandable if each door was written with a different alphabet, but two of them had the same character.

One door had the alphabet "A".

The other two had "S".

A

S

S

'Ass?'

Miaomiao frowned and used his Qi sense to scan further behind the doors, hoping to find clues where they might lead him. However, his sense and vision were blocked by mysterious Qi within the underground stone walls, bricks, and stones.

Realizing that he couldn't cheat, Miaomiao looked around further, searching for hints.

Written on the center of the floor was an English sentence. It read; "Only the cultured ass-man can find the right path."

"…"

Instead of divulging in the puzzle, the corner of Miaomiao's mouth couldn't stop twitching.

Everything that had been written here indicated that there was an unknown otherworlder on this continent, and he might be the creator of this maze.

'System, is there a dungeon master protagonist detail in the devil's hidden log files?'

[I can't read the log files. I can't confirm it.]

'Too bad.'

Miaomiao couldn't confirm the existence of a dungeon master type protagonist, but he was confident that a transmigrator had created this dungeon for sure.

Still, it was not the time to get sidetracked by the dungeon master or otherworlder. Miaomiao had to figure where Ju Shoufen and others had gone, and how where he could find the clues.

For now, Miaomiao ignored the puzzle and went to the first door with the S sign. It led toward the east, which might open the path to the east side of the underground dungeon. As for the other two doors, they led to the north and the west perspectively.

Miaomiao still remembered the previous location that he had sensed Ju Shoufen. It was about 200 meters deeper, and it was 800 meters away toward the southeast. Therefore, picking the east path should be the logical choice.

As soon as Miaomiao reached out for the door with the S sign, the decoration of this door transformed into two round cheeks of white woman's booty. As for the door, it disappeared, but the door frame changed shape into… an anus.

The square room trembled, and a stone slab emerged from the floor. There was something written on it.

[Correct! Actually, every door is the correct answer! Any moron, who wastes their time overthinking for longer than 10 minutes, will be teleported out of my dungeon!]

Miaomiao glanced at the stone slab and frowned. He started wondering if this dungeon maze connected to the location where he last sensed Ju Shoufen's presence.

He had a bad feeling about this.

'Should I wait for White Album, or should I proceed further now?'

RUMBLE

Before Miaomiao could decide, the entrance passage collapsed, blocking his way out. Now, the only way to leave this maze was to destroy the ceiling or proceed further.

As Miaomiao was not in the mood to leave the underground level soon, he proceeded forward.

…

After entering the ANUS door, weird, yet sexy wall decorations were before Miaomiao. Female lower bodies from the waist down stuck out from both sides of the walls. Their legs had been chained and spread, revealing their wet juicy slits and beautiful butts.

Miaomiao roughly counted. About 50 wet pussies were between him and the next door.

In front of the door, leading toward further east, something was written there.

[There are 100 holes in the wall, but one of them can unlock the door. Fill the right hole with your semen, and the path shall open.]

"…"

Miaomiao admired this creator as a man of culture. He always wanted to try this stuck-in-the-wall fetish for once, but his wives were too aggressive to be trapped like this. But now, he was forced to fornicate with unknown women.

Rather, he wondered if they were even humans at all! They might even be an illusion, but their real bodies might be pigs or goats.

As Miaomiao's mind wandered off, the text on the door changed.

[You have 10 minutes to locate the key. If the time is up, this passageway will self-destruct, and all women will be killed. If you want to save them, fuck them and inseminate the right one!]

"Dafuq!?"

He didn't like the dungeon master anymore. A person who threatened to kill sexy women with beautiful buttocks and wet pussies like this never deserved to be a protagonist in Miaomiao's book.

"Don't underestimate me! Bunshin no Jutsu, Tentacle Clones!"

Miaomiao used one of his newly learned skills, the Clone Jutsu. He created five clones of himself in the incubus form with 20 tentacle genitals each.

The cloned shotas spread their tentacles, penetrating all holes of 50 women in the wall. Their lower bodies jerked in pleasure, and moaning noise was audible from the other side of the walls.

Miaomiao looked at his clones fornicating with the girls from a distance. Although he didn't do it himself, these clones transmitted their five senses to his brain, allowing him to feel what they felt.

Miaomiao panted and wiped his drool. Doing it with 100 holes at once felt like having 100 women milking his dick at the same time.

Five minutes later, all clones ejaculated and filled 100 holes with their semen.

The texts on the door changed again.

[Wow. I'm speechless. You know what? We can be friends. Can we be friends? I really like your style! Heck, I want to learn that Bunshin no Jutsu and grow penis tentacles like you!]

Miaomiao looked at the door. Then, he scoffed, "If you want to be my friend, tell me what happened to the people in the underground yesterday. There should be a cute loli, a fox girl, a busty dwarf, and three loli succubi in the group. If you're a man of culture, you should know, right?"

The texts on the door faded. Then, new words appeared.

[Of course, I know them!]

"Where are they?"

[A loli necromancer and an old man brought them to a shadow tower southeast of here. I saw they extracted blood from the loli necromancer and a shota to open a dark portal. That nascent soul old man used some kind of shadow techniques to throw everybody into the warp gate, and they went with them.]

Finally, Miaomiao got another clue, and it was a direct one from an eyewitness.

"Thanks, man. By the way, can you open a path to that shadow tower? Is the portal still open?"

[You're not stopping by for some tea? I've already asked my maids to brew you a Yorkshire tea!]

Miaomiao ignored all modern terms as he weighed Ju Shoufen's life over everything else. He got impatient, "Please. A loli wife of mine is in danger. If you come from the earth, you should know how I feel."

The door didn't reply.

RUMBLE

A few seconds later, both sides of the walls released the women. Everyone was freed from the restraints and collapsed on the floor.

Miaomiao looked at the faces of these women. Surprisingly, they were not even humans. In fact, they were silicone sex dolls. The twitching and the moanings were all illusion and fake voices.

Indeed, this dungeon wasn't simple.

The wall also opened a path toward the southeast, directly to the area where Ju Shoufen had disappeared.

[I've opened a path for you. Go and save your lovely loli waifu. If you have time, come back again. I'll prepare some apple pies and cookies for you.]

Miaomiao turned toward the door. Then, he cupped his fist and bowed.

"I owe you one. Thanks."

[You're welcome, friend. Oh, wait, CJ said hi! He said that he has made new bombs. If you want to buy more hardware from him, be sure to revisit us! We sell food, weapons, and golems for cheap!]

"…"

Miaomiao had several questions, but he was short on time. He turned around and rushed toward the shadow tower, hoping that he could reach the portal before it was closed.