Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

16 hours after Miaomiao had entered the vault.

At last, Miaomiao got everything. All heaven-grade weapons, armors, robes, and treasures had been arranged in front of him. A total of 45 items had been gathered, which surpassed Miaomiao's expectations.

After having all the items, Miaomiao started sorting and filtering for the useful ones.

'Dion, can you scan the treasures and tell me what they can do?'

Miaomiao had been relying on Dion to identify the name and the general detail of each item. However, it came at a price.

[I'll remind you again. Identifying heaven-grade items for GENERAL INFORMATION will cost you one luck point per item. A thorough scan for hidden options and secret perks will cost you 1,000 luck points per item. Will you spend your luck points to identify all 44 items?]

'I've already identified the Dragon Bracer. Shouldn't it be 43?'

[The total items are 45. I've already excluded that item.]

'Okay, cool. Identify them all! Do the general one. I don't have enough luck points to afford that.'

[Understood. Processing…]

Ding

Several system screens popped up in front of Miaomiao at once. Each window contained vague detail of an item.

…

Orb of Judgment – Heaven Grade

This item is an inferior duplication of Meng Po's Divine-Grade treasure, Mirror of Judgment. Unlike the original, it can only be used to evaluate karma, luck, and dao of mortals.

A 1,000-year-old soul of a former world guardian has been imprisoned here. You may get gain inspiration and insight from the ancient soul's advice.

…

Basilisk King Dagger – Heaven Grade

This dagger has been created by the Dao God of Blacksmith, Vulcan. As its name has implied, the material of this dagger comes from the Basilisk King's corpse. Vulcan used one of the basilisk's claws to forge the blade part of this dagger, but he deemed it as a defective item. As such, it has been discarded and ended up in Heavenly Goose Planet.

The soul within this dagger was once an 8th-stage basilisk lord, but he always imposed himself as the Basilisk King. He doesn't have the abilities of the king whatsoever.

…

Sword of Seven Stars – Heaven Grade

This broadsword is the favorite weapon of Liu Wudi, the former Liu Clan Leader and the great grandfather of Liu Hong. It was a common sky-grade sword that Liu Wudi had received as a birthday gift from his father, but Liu Wudi treasured it as if the sword was a divine-grade treasure.

During Liu Wudi's prime time, he used various rare ores from seven other mortal planets to refine it to the point that its performance and sharpness are better than ordinary heaven-grade weapons. Currently, this broadsword is the only heaven-grade sword that can contest with soul swords.

The former Clan Leader, Liu Wudi is still residing in this weapon, waiting for its fated person or his descendant to claim it. However, he will instantly kill any fool that tarnishes his reputation or enemies of the Liu Clan.

…

Fire Cloud Knife – Heaven Grade

This ordinary-looking knife has been tempered with Hell Fire from one of the Nine Extremity Savage Planes. It was one of Vulcan's creations, but the legendary blacksmith discarded it since its existence and power violated the laws of Samsara.

This knife can provide an infinite amount of Fire Element Essence as long as it has devoured a mortal's soul. If it devours an immortal's soul, it can provide Hell Fire Essence for the user.

A fire elemental spirit from the Extremity Volcano Plane is living within this knife. High resistance in fire attribute and fire element aptitude is required if you wish to become its master.

…

Broken Speartip of Longinus – Heaven Grade

This broken speartip looks worthless at glance, but it used to drink with a few drops of a certain god's blood when the latter visited a mortal planet to play.

Aside from the unmeasurable Soul Essence, Luck Energy, and the remnant of that god's dao, the speartip is a perfect material to forge a divine-grade weapon as long as the blacksmith has proper materials and skills to support it.

This item doesn't have a soul, but it still contains a will of a certain god. Don't mess with this item unless you want the Trumpet Alliance to pay you a visit.

…

After a brief glance, several items seemed powerful. However, every item revealed its backstories and serious disadvantageous perks.

For example, Fire Cloud Knife's power might be useful for fire-type cultivators as it provided elemental ESSENCE, not Qi! However, its source of power violated Samsara's laws, which might draw unnecessary trouble from the higher realms.

Sword of Seven Stars seemed good. Unfortunately, the soul of Liu Wudi in there might cause a lot of issues since Miaomiao had to fight against Liu Bei in the future. In the worst-case scenario, Liu Wudi might betray him and surrender himself to Liu Bei or his master in Holy Land Continent at a critical time.

There were other problematic items, but Miaomiao didn't have enough time to go into in-depth analysis. He could only compare their general detail and pick the worse ones to tribute to Macho Joshua.

Ding

[OG-Buddha is willing to pay 200 luck points if you give him the Orb of Judgment.]

[Macho Joshua is willing to pay 300 luck points if you return him the Broken Speartip of Longinus.]

[Kunwu is interested in Sword of Seven Stars. He is willing to pay 200 luck points for it.]

[Sun Crow wants the Fire Cloud Knife for his vessel. He will tip you additional 100 luck points if you give it to Ju Shoufen along with his requested item.]

[Tilted Hongjun thinks that the Basilisk King Dagger suits Ma Moxi. He urges you to give it to his favorite child, and he shall give you additional 100 luck points as a bonus.]

Sure enough, the items got reactions from the dao gods. Even the suspicious speartip got feedback from the blood owner.

Moreover, as Miaomiao calculated again, the bribery from the dao gods was enough to fill in the missing points that he lacked.

[Anonymous Devil hopes that you can stab yourself with the Speartip of Longinus and use Vampiric Touch to devour whatever remaining power it has. He urges you to try it, and he will give you 20,000 luck points and 1,000 4th-grade soul stones as a tip, tax-free. It would be fun, he said.]

However, one of the guys was untrustworthy. Even a child could tell that he was up to no good.

[Macho Joshua excuses himself. He said that he would revisit a certain devil with Trumpet Alliance's main force.]

[Macho Joshua has set up an automatic reward program. You can tribute items to him, and Dion shall reward you with the deposited luck points from his bank account.]

[Macho Joshua is offline.]

[Anonymous Devil dryly laughs and excuses himself while he sweats bullets.]

[Anonymous Devil is offline.]

"…"

These gods were having a lot of fun in the background. Sometimes, Miaomiao wanted to ask them if they had nothing to do with their lives other than spying on him.

After the gods in the live streaming channel stopped reacting, Miaomiao returned his attention to the items.

First off, he didn't dare to make an enemy of Jesus and his Archangel Alliance. He returned the speartip to the rightful owner to avoid trouble.

Miaomiao kept reminding himself that, in the end, he was still a mob character who pretended to be either a protagonist or a villain. Sticking fingers up a god's anus was not a good idea even though some lunatics might like it.

Kunwu was a sword fanatic, so exchanging the Sword of Seven Stars for points was fair. It was not the right time to provoke the Liu Clan from the Holy Land Continent.

Orb of Judgment was the same as Sword of Seven Stars and the speartip. Although Miaomiao didn't know why Buddha needed it, he paid the offering to the god anyway.

As for the Basilisk King Dagger, Miaomiao had no issue giving it to Ma Moxi. The guy already had a heaven-grade gold sword, but he might be a lot stronger if he had a weapon that suited his former occupation.

Unfortunately, the Fire Cloud Knife might raise a lot of issues with Samsara God since it needed a soul as a sacrifice before it could become useful. Miaomiao hesitated if he should give it to Ju Shoufen as Sun Crow had requested.

'Shit. I don't think I can rely on Jesus or Hongjun forever. Sooner or later, the Samsara's guys will eventually find me, and I'll be hunted like one of those protagonists in early stories. I don't want to keep running around like a stray dog before I can become stronger than gods.'

Most protagonists liked adventures. They kept hopping from place to place to find new plot armor weapons, techniques, pills, or peerless beauties to spread their seeds while they fought bad guys and provoke more villainous clans to action.

This was the hell loop that Miaomiao hated about being a protagonist. He wanted to settle down and make babies in peace, not traveling through the multiverse for billion years before he could bed a goddess, who might be bad at sex and had a smelly pussy because they were a million years old.

Thinking this far, Miaomiao decided to give this item to Sun Crow and told him to give it to somebody else other than Ju Shoufen or his family members.

Staying away from trouble was King - Protecting and enjoying his slow-life while making babies with sexual-aggressive sluts were his main quests. Protagonist-hunting, cultivating, and everything else was side jobs.

[Sun Crow is disappointed in your decision, but he's glad that you're smart enough to give him the weapon.]

[Sun Crow has blessed you.]

[You have received 100 luck points from Sun Crow.]

'Are you disappointed or are you satisfied? Make up your mind, damn crow!'

…

Siren City

In the nursery, a motherly oni was, as usual, taking care of her child and other orc babies with Zhao Yun.

Currently, Wei Yuan had another nickname. Every yin slave and the beastfolks called her [Mama Wei] as she was the only one who spent her time in the nursery while the other mamas ditched their orc babies like a heartless teenage mother.

At first, Wei Yuan felt bad for the orc children. She always stayed with them, acting like their mother.

However, issues occurred. As these children were male orcs, their genitals grew too fast.

Now, their manhood was at the same size as grown adults. Soon, they might be bigger than average people.

The next problem, these orc children were supposed to be less than a year old. Now, they were as big as 4-year-old children.

They grew too fast!

'Damn Miaomiao! Why did you have to inherit this stupid bloodline!? Can't you just mutate into an oni or something else!? Why are your babies so… damn horny!?'

Sometimes, Wei Yuan and Zhao Yun didn't want to mingle with the orc children as they often ogled their chests and butts as if they were horny old men, which scared them.

Today as well, they drooled while they stared at Wei Yuan's large breasts. Wei Yuan would have thought that they were hungry if she hadn't seen their erection and their pre-cum. One of them was stroking their rod and the others started mimicking their captain.

Wei Yuan had enough. She carried Mao Xiaomiao and dragged Zhao Yun out of the nursery before they got ravished by the orc children.

While Wei Yuan got out of the nursery in a hurry, she ran into Ma Shoucheng, aka Ma Xingjuan's father.

"Senior Ma, could I have some of your time!?" Delighted, Wei Yuan asked Ma Shoucheng for help.

"Yes?"

"You see, the orc children are getting naughty lately. I think it's about time that senior Ma Ping can start educating them."

"Already?" Ma Shoucheng doubted if that was the case, "Aren't they less than a year old? They're just toddlers."

"Toddlers with adult erected penises with dripping pre-cum. One of them has already learned how to jack off, and the others are copying him."

"…"

"Yes. You heard that right. Also, I think they can ejaculate."

"Okay. I'll go see my father RIGHT NOW!"

"Please do. If possible, give them to Zhao Bao if they can't control their desire."

"On it!"

None of them cared about the opinion of the children's mothers. After all, those mutated women didn't care about their babies in the first place.

As Wei Yuan was about to tag along with Ma Shoucheng, a system message showed up.

Ding

[Mao Miaomiao has shared his inventory space with you.]

[Mao Miaomiao has deposited Johnson Rifles in his system inventory.]

[Mao Miaomiao has deposited Johnson Rifles ammunition caskets in his inventory.]

Several items showed up in Wei Yuan's inventory as Miaomiao had shared them with her. Also, there was a note among the items.

Wei Yuan was smart enough to withdraw the note from her shared inventory. She checked the content if Miaomiao wanted to relay a message.

[I'll keep depositing more items in the shared inventory slots. I want you to withdraw everything and place it in the mansion. Don't forget to call Ma Moxi over since he knows how to use these toys. Also, I won't be home for a while due to a circumstance. I'll call you when I return from this unknown plane.]

"Oh?"

Despite having learned that her precious husband was partying at an unknown plane, she wasn't angry. On the contrary, she was happy that Miaomiao had been working hard.

"I see. These must be the new weaponry. But what can I do with these?"

Wei Yuan carried her baby and rushed to the mansion. Zhao Yun, who was left out of the loop, followed close after her senior.