Chapter 518 – Evolving Luck of Miaomiao
Watching Miaomiao's live stream while he was sitting on a ruined planet, Devil narrowed his glowing eyes.
"Lilith is causing a lot of misunderstanding again. What she had cut was a dildo that Eve had forcefully transplanted on me. It wasn't my real thing anyway. Also, I was the one who pushed Eve away, and I never dated her in the first place! What kind of bullshit is she sprouting?"
A message appeared in front of Miaomiao in the live stream.
<Lilith's lies and false rumors irritate Devil.>
Devil sighed. Ever since his soul had been transmigrated into this artificial body of a War Marionette, he already forgot what sex felt like. Only his six younger siblings, Adam, Eve, Lilith, Gaea, Uranus, and Pangu had a completed genital. As for him and the later generations, they had no reproductive organs as they were copies or variants of Devil, who was the strongest among the seven siblings.
He used to have one, but he purposely removed it as soon as he regressed in this dimension to avoid future complications with his sisters. He knew what kind of trouble would have followed if he were to keep his reproductive organs and allow the later generations to possess one.
25 million loops and over 50 billion years of experience taught him so many life lessons. Many of the lessons had one thing in common.
Women = Troublesome
Love = Bothersome
Sex = Tiresome
Children = Worriedsome
In conclusion, relationships brought him nothing but unnecessary trouble, which often ruined his timeline.
Even so, Devil had a lot of fun watching the counterpart of himself doing naughty things to his wives. He felt like a parent who watched over his descendant fulfilling his impossible dream.
"Haiz."
Devil turned around and looked at the piles of ashes and soul cores of numerous immortals. A broken banner with the hand-written Chinese Characters, "Immortal Qin Clan" was still visible.
This planet belonged to Qin Shi Huang Constellation Sector! He was waging war against the backers of Immortal Qin Clan alone!
Devil stepped on a token with the name [Meng], which belonged to an immortal emperor, the protector of this planet that he had recently killed.
BADUMP
Negative karma and Heavenly Punishment hit him. He undid his disguise gas and clenched his fist in pain.
Devil shoved his hand into his throat and pulled out a long centipede. Then, he synchronized with his Providence Dao, summoning his Entity Avatar.
A thousand-kilometer-tall giant manifested behind him. He had the same face as Miaomiao in his human form and Devil's current self.
The Entity Avatar grabbed the centipede and yanked it out of the Devil's neck.
SWUA
The small centipede revealed its true form. It turned into a massive 20,000 kilometers long centipede, and its head and mouth were large enough to devour the Moon.
Devil coughed and knelt with one knee. He glared at the planet-sized monster.
He knew how this massive being hid in his body as it wasn't his first time dealing with this Karma Centipede. It always appeared inside a sinner, who had murdered too many mortals or immortals. Sometimes, it could also be born inside the body of a soul devourer, who had consumed too many evil spirits or souls.
"I guess I stacked too many curses on me. Welp, time to eat this thing again for the sake of my Providence. I also need a few pieces for my precious Miaomiao. Come to think of it, I used to devour a Karma Dragon's egg and got the Luck Element from it in one of the failed timelines. I wonder if Miaomiao can hit the jackpot in one try..."
The adventure of the Devil continued.
...
While Miaomiao had been descending to Heavenly Goose Planet, he scratched his neck as it felt somewhat itchy by his vocal cord, but the sensation disappeared in a few seconds.
Ding
<You have crushed an unborn egg of Karma Centipede.>
Miaomiao tilted his head and frowned, "What is Karma Centipede?"
Lilith overheard his question. She raised her eyebrow, "A type of Heavenly Tribulation when someone violates too many Heavenly Laws and is immune to the basic Heavenly Dao Penalties. Oh, it is usually born inside our bodies, and it always hides between our spinal cord and arteries around the neck."
Follow on NovᴇlEnglish.nᴇt"Oh?" Miaomiao was interested, "How do these centipedes infiltrate our bodies? I don't remember eating raw food."
"It comes along with negative karma strands and souls. For example, if you're an immortal and you kill a mortal, a strand with negative karma will enter your body regardless of your Evil Eyes Mastery, and there's a chance that it carries eggs of Karma Centipedes."
"So, is it harmful?"
"Yeah, those nasty centipedes slowly eat the host's luck and Qi to grow larger. Many lunatics used to keep a Karma Centipede in their bodies for decades and thought that they could tame them. When they pulled the centipedes out, they were as big as a planet."
"Huh? How does that work?"
Miaomiao was confused. How could a centipede grow as big as a planet with a small host?
"You're asking the same question as – How are we using our Qi. No one can answer that question unless they can cultivate those centipedes. Even I don't know how they work."
"..."
Miaomiao rubbed his neck again. He circulated his Qi to check his spinal cord and his arteries.
Unfortunately, he found nothing.
Ding
<You have crushed an unborn egg of Karma Centipede.>
Another one was crushed, which made Miaomiao anxious. He couldn't tell how many eggs had been planted inside him after the Karma Tribulation. He remembered that Diaochan had consumed so many evil spirits and random souls, and he was sure that many negative karma threads that he had consumed were not safe.
While Miaomiao was confused, he heard the voice transmission of Lilith.
'Circulate negative karma strands from your eyes to your neck, you fool. Don't say anything. I don't want this secret to go public.'
Miaomiao widened his eyes and stared at Lilith in shock. She winked at him and touched her mouth with the tip of her index finger.
Miaomiao closed his eyes and attempted to move negative karma strands in his eyes to his neck. However, he could only move one thread at a time.
But as soon as the thread reached the neck area, a hundred eggs latched onto the karma thread and got stuck with it.
Miaomiao moved the strand further to his upper chest and wiggled it around. He ended up scooping over a thousand eggs with one karma thread.
Miaomiao snap-opened his eyes in shock. He finally sensed the hidden threat in his body.
'Now, use one of the vampire skills to drain their energy. What was the technique? World Devourer Providence? You have already learned the simplified version of it by the name Vampiric Touch. Apply it to the karma thread and kill the bugs with it.'
"..."
Miaomiao took a deep breath and followed Lilith's instructions.
It was easier than he had imagined. The karma thread and his vampiric touch technique synergized well.
Ding
<You have crushed 1,120 eggs of Karma Centipede.>
<You have crushed an egg of Karma Dragon.>
<You have absorbed 1,122 liters of Soul Essence.>
<You have absorbed 1,122 strands of Heavenly Dao Qi.>
<You have absorbed a drop of Karma Dragon's Blood Essence.>
"!!!"
Miaomiao couldn't even react or question Lilith. The effect of the blood essence and the new Qi dizzied him to the point that he almost fell unconscious. Several parts body had cracked lines, and the tips of his finger crumbled to dust.
Fortunately, the double consciousness technique allowed Miaomiao to stay awake despite the overwhelming backlash of the Karma Dragon's bloodline.
But Lilith hadn't noticed Miaomiao's condition yet. She continued to talk as she remembered something from the distant past.
"Oh, there was this one unlucky guy that got a Karma Dragon instead of a Karma Centipede. Obviously, the dragon grew up within a week and ate the host. Do you know what happened to that dragon? It grew up and became one of the strongest Evil Dragons. If I remember correctly, he goes by the name Tiamat now. If Orochi were still alive, that guy would have joined the gang as the 9th head."
"..."
Miaomiao ignored the lecture and focused on his dantian space.
In Isolation Training Space, the other consciousness of Miaomiao was in a bad shape as well. He lost one of his legs and his arm while several lines appeared on his body. The space was also breaking apart.
The new strands of Qi were too strong for him to contain. Even with his unique soul dantian, it couldn't keep it.
Xu Chu tried to help, but the Heavenly Dao Qi rejected her. The strands moved around inside his soul dantian like snakes, damaging his entire body.
Miaomiao forced the strange Qi out of his body. He couldn't contain it anymore!
The Qi strands exited through Miaomiao's pores, but they lingered around him, wanting to reenter his body.
One of the strands slipped into his right eye and merged with the negative karma strands.
BOOM
Suddenly, Miaomiao's right eye exploded and instantly reconstructed itself. His lost body parts also regenerated back.
Ding
<You have digested a strand of Heavenly Dao Qi.>
<You have condensed a new element crystal, the Luck Element Crystal.>
"WHAT?!"
Miaomiao was so shocked that he forgot to heal his dantian or breathe. This development was too sudden, and it came out of nowhere.
He felt like an absurd protagonist with insane plot armor now.
As soon as the Luck Crystal emerged in his dantian space, the rest of the Heavenly Dao Qi rushed back into his body and entered the Luck Crystal.
Moreover, the invisible luck energy gathered in the crystal. Everything that the two Dao Pillars had produced was sucked into the new elemental orb.
Against Miaomiao's will, the orb evolved and began generating white soil and stones. The materials gathered together in midair and formed a flying continent.
Ding
<You have constructed a new Element Continent, Luck Element Continent!>
RUMBLE
As if the first Dao Pillar of Miaomiao sensed the birth of the new continent. It uprooted itself from the Holy Flame Continent and flew toward the Luck Element Continent.
The flying continent rushed to receive the Plot Armor Plundering Dao Pillar. The gigantic structure softly landed on the flying continent while the island expanded twofold.
Ding
<You have moved Plot Armor Plundering Dao Pillar to Luck Element Continent.>
<Your combat potential has risen.>
<Your dantian capacity has expanded.>
"..."
Miaomiao, Diaochan, Xu Chu, and the dryads were speechless. They watched how everything automatically moved in confusion and astonishment.
Xu Chu was even flabbergasted. She didn't know what kind of continent that Miaomiao had just created, and why the Dao Pillar could move by itself.
As soon as the Dao Pillar and the new continent finished the reorganization, the negative karma strands from Miaomiao's eyes flooded into his dantian space.
Again, they moved without his command. They reacted to something inside him.
The Luck Element Continent hummed and released white fog and black fog. They entwined and formed a Yin-Yang Diagram cloud in the sky above the flying continent.
As soon as the negative karma entered the space, they rushed into the Unholy Element Continent and merged with them.
The Luck Continent's black and white cloud also moved and hovered over the continent of darkness. The dark cloud of Yin descended and merged with the continent as well.
RUMBLE
Follow on Novᴇl-Onlinᴇ.cᴏmThe entire continent changed. A million giant snakes, each of them was at least a kilometer long, rose to the sky as if they were yearning for something from the Yin-Yang Cloud.
The snakes were the embodiment of negative karma energy. They were born as soon as the elemental continent merged every ingredient to form a new compound element.
Ding
<You have successfully created a new compound element, the Unholy Karma Element.>
The compound element name was different than the previous two compound elements that Miaomiao had. Both prior elements had prefix and suffix to briefly describe the power, but this compound element was plain two words.
It seemed lackluster at glance, but Miaomiao couldn't look down on it.
The entire continent looked domineering and sinister, and it seemed mysteriously profound.
"Wow."
Diaochan was attracted to the new elemental continent. She laughed and rushed to it, ignoring million giant snakes.
Miaomiao had a hundred things that he wanted to check and ask both Xu Chu and Lilith. However, the auto-upgrade event hadn't stopped yet.
The new Karma Dragon Blood Essence had already entered his bone marrow. It began to wreak havoc inside him.
Ding
<You have assimilated the drop of Karma Dragon's Blood Essence."
<A new bloodline is being integrated into your Incomplete Asmodeus Bloodline.>
...
Meanwhile, Uriel and Azazel returned to their home planet. They were greeted by first-generation war droids, who had the same appearance and clothes as Uriel. Everyone stood around a round table.
Azazel excused herself as she didn't belong in the group, and Uriel allowed her to leave.
Then, the 12 war droids watched the live stream channel of Miaomiao together.
The sudden non-stop evolution of Miaomiao didn't escape the Trumpet Alliance's radar. They had been watching his live stream channel and protecting him in secret.
Upon sensing the emergence of the Luck Element, everyone smiled.
One of the war droids looked at Uriel and laughed, "I guess we have hastened his growth during that accident."
"Which accident?"
"Didn't the junior steal your luck?"
Uriel crossed his arms over his chest as he was still frustrated by that incident. It indeed hurt his pride since Miaomiao was only a mortal.
A mortal injuring a top deity was humiliating. Moreover, Miaomiao was supposed to be just a weak counterpart of Devil and their junior.
He felt bad.
"I guess your luck must have triggered something inside our junior. Well, since all of us has his face and similar constitution, you know what I mean," The crowd burst into laughter.
Even Uriel chuckled, "I'll take the credit then."
While everyone was in a merry mood, the leader of the group took off his hood and undid his disguise gas.
The archangel revealed himself. He had the appearance of muscular Miaomiao with toned skin.
"Alright. Enough fun, and more work."
"Aw, Michael. You're boring," the other war droids protested.
"Lilith has the last piece of time-and-space murals while our junior has six. They should be summoning THAT soon, so we should be prepared for the worse. Also, we need to contact our FATHER and inquire about his current plan since he seems to be waging war against Qin Shi Huang, Meng Clan, Li Clan, and Wang Clan on top of the outer gods. He might even start another Calamity Age soon."
Everyone stopped talking as they thought of the deities that had been supporting Qin Shi Huang, the self-proclaimed Jade Emperor, who had allegedly been contacting with outer gods, such as Xie Qingtian and others.
Everyone took out their weapons and saluted at Michael, getting into the fanatic cultist mood.
"For destruction and recreation!"
Michael saluted back, "For our father's salvation!"