Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

Chapter 631 – Mao Miaomiao VS Heavenly Dao Universe (3)

Lilim had a headache.

After confirming the kill, Lilim attempted to withdraw from this battlefield and go home. However, a massive fleet blocked her escape routes.

The flagship of this fleet belonged to the alliance army of various noble clans and deities, known as the Divine Palace.

A fleet of 50,000 renaissance-era-like wooden warships formed a half-circle formation in the void, surrounding Lilim Army and showing their broadside. They pointed their cannons at the army of dragons and monster girls, threatening to attack them at any moment.

OG-Buddha, Monkey King, and several famous gods belonged to this alliance. The leading figure was none other than OG-Buddha himself.

Although they were a large group of mixed cultures, they shared one trait. Everybody worshiped Great Buddha Sage.

Among the crowd of gods, Joshua and the Trumpet Alliance members were there. They came here to help OG-Buddha and Adam, who promoted peace and tranquility. Also, they planned to reunite with Miaomiao as Devil had been missing.

As soon as Lilim saw OG-Buddha, Macho Joshua, and Metatron, her expression was ashen.

Noticing the expression of her master, Levy and Jormungandr positioned themselves in front of Lilim. They confronted the army of Divine Palace's deities.

An archangel flew out from one of the battleships. He hovered in front of his fleet and amplified his voice with his sound transmission skill.

Suddenly, all monster girls, dragons, and Lilim could hear Uriel's voice.

"Release Mao Miaomiao, or else!"

Levy and Jormungandr's expression turned dark. They glanced at Lilim.

Lilim took several deep breaths and revealed the truth, "Mao Miaomiao is dead, body and soul! You are too late!"

Uriel unsheathed the immortal-grade Spear of Judgment, "Did you kill him?!"

"Not me. Tiamat did."

"Oh, really?!"

The silver tentacle wings behind Uriel turned red. He was angry to the point that he could join the dark side today.

Mao Miaomiao was his junior. Killing him was equal to killing one of his brothers!

The other archangels also brandished their weapons. Even Michael and Metatron pulled out their myth-grade artifacts.

Meanwhile, Joshua had a stiff smile on his face as he knew that Miaomiao was still alive.

After all, many passengers on board of OG-Buddha's warship didn't react to the news. They looked too calm, especially Ju Chen and Jiang Lan.

Joshua thought to himself, 'That brat is probably playing dead to avoid pseudo-sages and Lilim. If he really died, his yin slaves would have gone berserk or died along with him.'

The archangels seemed to notice it as well, but they pretended to not know. Even Metatron played along with his brothers to capitalize on this situation.

Meanwhile, Uriel secretly consulted with Michael and Metatron. Both supervisors advised him to repeat their words via voice transmission.

Uriel directed his sound transmission to Lilim and her subordinates.

"Even though you didn't kill Mao Miaomiao, you didn't stop your subordinate. Therefore, you will be held responsible for this deed! If you're sincere, hand over the head of Mao Miaomiao's murderer. Otherwise, don't say that we never warned you!"

Lilim was furious. Uriel's order was akin to a death sentence to Tiamat, who was a friend of her mother. She could not comply.

"Impossible! Her Majesty Tiamat is a pseudo sage! I can't possibly ask her to die!"

"Then, you and your monsters will die here! All troops! Attack!"

"I gave you face, but you didn't cherish it! Fine! Since you want war, why pretend?! ALL UNITS! KILL THOSE PRETENDERS!"

Jormungandr and Leviathan bellowed and unleashed their Law Domain. Dragons spat numerous breathing skills while monster girls grudgingly sent Metatron and 11 archangels also used their abilities while the crews on the battleships fired their cannons.

…

Miaomiao ate the gender-swap pill. Once again, he ate the strongest pill, aka the 100-year one.

Xu Chu and Wei Yuan came out from his dantian. They put on makeup on Miaomiao's face and picked the best dress for him to wear.

After the makeover, both women stared at Miaomiao's face in envy and astonishment.

He was prettier than Diaochan and sexier than Xu Chu!

It was not fair! Miaomiao was a man!

"Miaomiao," Wei Yuan gave him a meaningful look.

"Yeah?"

"Do you mind if I skin your face? I need that skin mask."

"Dafuq?! That ain't happening! You need Jesus, girl!"

"Just kidding, though."

"But your eyes and your expression are serious!"

Wei Yuan clicked her tongue. She slapped Miaomiao's breast in frustration before she returned to the dantian world.

The slap didn't hurt Miaomiao, but the odd arousal sensation confused him.

He almost asked Wei Yuan to slap them again.

Xu Chu also sized up Miaomiao. She also had an ugly expression.

"Miaomiao."

"Yeah?"

"How about you stay in this form for the rest of your life? I'll find a way for you to transform your clit into a penis."

"Dafuq?! That's just messed up! I don't want to become a futa!"

"Just kidding, though."

"… I bet you were serious."

Xu Chu smirked and kissed his cheek. While she was at it, she pinched and twisted Miaomiao's nipples in frustration. Then, she returned to his dantian world.

After getting bullied by his wives, Miaomiao was confused.

He didn't do anything wrong. Why bully?

Unaware of his sin, he looked at his crotch for a moment before he started scratching it and pulling out some pricking hairs.

Then, he accidentally touched the small round thing.

"Ouch! Shit. How come my clit is so smooth and hard?!"

Xu Chu sent a sound transmission to him, 'Because you're horny.'

"…"

'Want me to eat a pill and teach you how to be a woman?'

"No, thanks. I can do this on my own."

'Bummer. I really want to bang you in that form. How about a double-dildo play?'

"STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX, YOU DEPRAVED WOMAN!!"

Miaomiao had a headache. He cut off the sound transmission communication and flew out to space in frustration.

After he came out, he attracted some gazes from local cultivators and people from the Eden Garden Sect. The passive Dao of Bewitchment instantly charmed every man in the area.

Miaomiao took a deep breath and muster his courage. He pretended to flee from the planet and rushed out, heading straight toward the first layer of chained networks, where Aves Continent was.

It didn't take long for an immortal to intercept Miaomiao's flight path and woo him.

"Excuse me. Hi, junior. Where are you from? Why haven't I seen you before? Why does a mortal like you here? Come with me. This place is dangerous. I'll bring you to my manor and protect you from the chaos, okay?"

Miaomiao smirked. He shook his head and mimicked Eurobeat's voice, "No, thanks. I can take care of myself. Goodbye."

He shoved the immortal away and use Yin Qi to fly. He also covered himself in a layer of ice, pretending to struggle to fly in space.

The immortal grinned. He grabbed Miaomiao's arm, "I tried to be polite, but you didn't give me face. Don't blame me for being rude. Now, bitch. Come with me or this father will cripple your cultivation base…"

As he talked, he sensed something wrong.

Miaomiao didn't budge after he tried to pull him away. The immortal felt like he had been trying to move a mountain.

Miaomiao gently grabbed the immortal's neck. Then, he forcefully sucked the latter's Qi, element essence, and luck.

Ding

<Will you steal this person's lifespan? Doing so will increase your negative karma and the number of karma centipede eggs inside you.>

Miaomiao was surprised. He thought that he could only earn lifespan from the NPC shop.

'I can directly steal a person's lifespan now? Since when?'

<You can only steal lifespan when you interact with a hostile cultivator of the opposite gender. Now, you're a woman, so you can only steal men's lifespan. When you're a man, you can only steal lifespan from women.>

Miaomiao nodded. It made sense since the system was tailored for a dual cultivator like him.

Since Miaomiao had nothing to lose, he directed the immortal's Qi and Essence to his dantian right away.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!"

The immortal withered and dissipated to dust in an instant.

The killing was too sudden. Many onlookers who had been eyeing Miaomiao were astonished.

A mortal woman had just killed an immortal.

Miaomiao's action piqued the interests of the locals. Several immortals surrounded Miaomiao, trying to win his favor.

"Girly, I know that you're very talented. Would you like to be my disciple? I can teach you divine arts."

"No. Don't believe in him. He's just a 3rd-rated immortal. Junior, be my servant, and I will ask my parents to bestow you cultivation resources. I can make you an immortal within a week!"

"Those idiots are conmen. Here, listen to me, junior. I can bestow you a heaven-grade treasure if you agree to be my concubine. My brother is an elder of the Eden Garden Sect. With my brother's status, nobody can touch you, and you can enjoy a peaceful cultivation life! Oh, of course. You might have to be a mother of my babies."

Miaomiao smirked and tilted his head, wondering if these fools were serious.

He glanced at the other places and discovered that there were more people approaching. A thousand immortals and a few deities already showed up and flew toward Miaomiao at a frightening speed.

'I want to kill them. I really want to kill them all. Argh, calm down, my hands. I can't reveal my cards yet.'

Miaomiao suppressed his killing intent and circulated water Qi to generate tears in his eyes. Then, he purposely cried and sent a random voice transmission to every deity of invading forces.

"HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

…

Qin Shi Huang turned his head and looked toward the second layer of Eden Garden's chained network. He heard a faint pretty voice of a woman.

In front of his flagship, 100,000 armored immortals, 100,000 metal terracotta warriors, and ten deities had been besieging the Olympus Mountain Plane. As for his generals, they got entangled with the Olympian gods.

Zeus and Poseidon came out and dueled against Bai Qi and Meng Wu. Ares was also here, defending his homeworld.

Hovering over the mountain plane was a massive head of Uranus, who was once one of the famous war marionettes.

Uranus, the ancient ancestor of the Olympians, only had a stellar-star-sized head as his remaining fleshly body. As for the rest of his body parts, he had used them to create several strong Olympian gods and goddesses.

With only his head, Uranus looked creepy. His curly hair, grey skin, grey hair, and colorless eyes made him look like a marble sculpture instead of a living creature.

Uranus also glanced at the location where Qin Shi Huang had been looking.

As soon as Uranus spotted Miaomiao, he furrowed his brows. He sensed some connection with Miaomiao.

Curious, Uranus ordered one of his descendants.

"Athena. Investigate that woman's background for me. I sense the aura of… Devil."

One of the Olympian 12 Great Gods, Athena, had been positioning her troops at the backline and observing the war situation. As soon as she heard the order, Athena turned toward Miaomiao.

With only a brief look, Athena figured something.

"That's not a woman. It's a man in disguise."

"How did you know?"

"A mortal woman's aura usually contains a strong Yin signature. They sometimes have strong Yang Qi, but it is always accompanied by strong Yang-Type spirit roots or a trace of Yang-Type martial arts. But that woman has the thick aura of semen and sexual-related techniques. Despite that, she seems to be a virgin, and her Yin Qi is as thick as… a succubus ancestor. By the way, didn't our spy say something like a gender-swap pill? He might have eaten that pill. Therefore, by combining this fact, conjecture, the recent rumor about Xu Chu's whereabouts, and Xu Chu's relationship with Mao Miaomiao, I can conclude that the person is Mao Miaomiao in disguise, and he's using Xu Chu's power."

"Huh?"

Uranus blinked thrice as he couldn't keep up with Athena's logic and deduction. This woman's thinking process was too fast, but she wasn't good at explanation.

Athena hadn't finished, "I suggest you avoid that man until we finish dealing with the Qin Clan. Instead of wasting our time checking on a woman, we should dispatch Hades and his troops to intercept Hundun Army."

Uranus turned toward another army, which had taken a detour and was about to flank the Olympus Mountain Plane from the back.

While Uranus was staring at Hundun's troops, the entire plane transformed into a completed planet. Sixteen pillars emerged from the mountain and extended to space. Then, they created jewel branches, transforming them into exoskeletons that covered the entire planet.

Uranus glanced at the changes and nodded.

"It seems that Gaea has awakened. Well, child. You go fetch Hades and tell him what you think. Your words are my words. You have the permission to order the army of hell."

"Very well."

Athena vanished and entered the Olympus Planet.

Everything went according to the plans of Uranus and Athena… until two lustful beasts noticed Miaomiao's beauty.

While Zeus and Poseidon had been fighting against the two Great Generals of Qin Emperor, the formers spotted Miaomiao with the corner of their eyes.

Then, they heard the charming sound transmission voice of Miaomiao.

"HELP!!"

Their manhood rose as if they responded to a mating cry. Like horny beasts, they disengaged in combat and directly flew toward the crowd that had been surrounding Miaomiao.

A damsel in distress? A distress signal? A plea for help?

To these two gods, this word was the same as an invitation for free sex.

…

"HELP!!"

"Hmm. That woman needs help, I see."

Meanwhile, Qin Shi Huang had another idea. He felt like he needed to possess that beautiful woman before other men could get a taste of her.

"Where is Li Xin?"

"Here."

A young general came out from the crowd of ministers and generals on the deck. He knelt and saluted to the emperor.

"Take your army and secure that woman. Kill any fool that gets in your way."

Qin Shi Huang pointed at Miaomiao. Li Xin also looked up and noticed the stunning beauty from a distance.

He gulped, feeling pity that the emperor eyed on her first. She was his type.

"I understand."

"Don't worry, Li Xin. Once I'm bored with her, I'll bestow her to you as your wife."

"Thank you, your majesty, for your generosity."

"Hmm. Go."

Li Xin and an army of 10,000 immortals flew off the warships. They instantly formed a wedge formation and charged toward the crowd of immortals.

Unfortunately, Zeus and Poseidon also made a move. They fled from Bai Qi and Meng Wu to check on a woman.

Bai Qi and Meng Wu sensed something odd. They pursued the two great gods, and they wanted to check on the strange woman as well.

…

The commotion and the movements of Zeus, Poseidon, Bai Qi, and Meng Wu didn't escape the Jade Emperor's eyes. He also gazed at Miaomiao and grinned.

"Is that Xu Chu's new look or is that her descendent? Her beauty surpasses you, Eve."

Eve raised her eyebrows and followed the gaze of the Jade Emperor.

Upon seeing a dark beauty among the crowd of horny men, she scoffed, "She is so-so at best."

"Don't be jealous. Your beauty and her beauty are different. You're refined and graceful, but she looks a bit spicier."

"I bet she's a man. Most flawless and unearthly beautiful women are men!"

"HAHAHAHA! From that logic, aren't you a man, too?"

"…"

"Anyway, haven't you been raising an interesting guy? Why don't you dispatch him and let him capture that woman for me? He has been idling around for too long, and it's time to put him to good use."

Eve rolled her eyes, "You just want another concubine."

"Guilty as charged. Hahahaha!"

"…"

Eve rubbed her forehead and shook her head. She then sent a voice transmission to Brocell.

'Kid. Your first job is up!'