Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1782 Senior Yellow Mountain, can you keep a hold of things? Thrice Reckless Mad Saber couldn’t help but reply, “That’s what a father would say while going out to buy cigarettes.”Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Are you happy with your joke, Thrice Reckless?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber smiled happily and said, “[Voice Message] Super happy. Hahahaha.”

Soft Feather: “…”

Was she seeing things? Senior Thrice Reckless seemed especially euphoric today. Could the inner demon she had left by Senior Song’s side have been thrown at Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber? Why did it seem as if Senior Thrice Reckless was being influenced by an inner demon today?

However, this was good material. Therefore, she would save this voice message and pair it with a picture of a guffawing Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber to create an animated emote.

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, have you found anything?”

He couldn’t let the topic of the discussion be brought around by Thrice Reckless and the others any further; they needed to get back to what was important.

Unfortunately, Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue did not reply to Yellow Mountain. At this moment, he was rushing towards Heavenly Field Island at full speed and did not have the time to send a reply.

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds said, “For it to be able to make Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue so alarmed, I’m guessing that it’s definitely something that can save Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue.”

Fortunately, Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds, who had just left his seclusion, responded to Venerable Yellow Mountain.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “[Phoenix Slayer Pushing Glasses Up Emoji] Indeed, I also have this feeling. For it to be able to make Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue so excited, it should be something that’s related to Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue. Looking at it this way, In addition to the Big Dipper, there should be other wonderful treasures that have appeared. I suggest for all the fellow daoists who are free to gather together. Recently, various passages between the universe have been opening, perhaps we’ll be able to get some valuable loot this time. ”

Fairy Lychee: “I’m already on my way, and I’m bringing along Fairy Nectarine. She’s done a lot of research on Big Dippers, so she might be able to help us.”

“I’ve long wanted to know about the other fruit fairies of Fairy Lychee’s school. Fairy Lychee, when you’re free, would you be willing to introduce them to us?” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber gave a thumbs up.

Fairy Lychee: “Don’t even think about it. Nectarine already has a dao companion.”

Fairy Dongfang Six: “I’ve only just set off… There’s quite a bit of traffic though, and it’s making me feel quite angry.”

When the Bright Moon Appears: “I’m almost there.”

“Wait, @Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, Old Northern River…Where did you get that emoji?” Young Master Phoenix Slayer looked confused. When did he become an emoji?

He had been very well-behaved recently, and he hadn’t done anything bad. With that said, why was such a shameful emoji of himself made? On the emoji, the glasses even had a flash to them, causing him to feel rather unsettled.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said, “I downloaded it from the [Nine Provinces Number One Group] Repository. Soft Feather has been uploading a lot of emoji packs recently. In addition to the Senior White emoji pack at the beginning, there is now one of little friend Song Shuhang, herself, and other members of the group. I downloaded a few and they’re very practical. However, these emojis are to be used only within this group, so don’t spread them without the consent of the parties.”

Soft Feather: “My emoji pack is open for you seniors to use.”

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds: “You guys… really know how to have fun. I remember that before I entered my latest seclusion, the conversations between the fellow daoists in the group were very normal. When did things become like this?”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “[Crying Face Emoji]”

Fairy Lychee: “[Patting Head Emoji]”

“Hahahaha, I also have an emoji pack from back when I was posing as a monkey. However, everyone thinks that it’s Seven. This emoji pack is also open for everyone to use.” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber laughed.

[System Reminder: Super Member ‘Su Clan’s Seven’ is driving his car and is online.]

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was shocked and said, “Seven, you were paying special attention to me?”

“[Copper Trigram Big Windmill Emoji] No, I just dealt with some matters and came online. How come there is no Thrice Reckless Big Windmill emoji? @Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather, Soft Feather, make sure to add this emoji next time.” Su Clan’s Seven said, “In addition, in a few days I will bring a few good friends to see you, Thrice Reckless. All of my friends are experts when it comes to the saber, and they’re very chatty. Everyone is planning on going on a four-month ‘saber path seminar’ before New Year. All of them are talents, you will definitely like them.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “I was wrong!

“Thrice Reckless, did you take the wrong medicine today?” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was a little worried. Although he decided not to continue covering for Thrice Reckless previously, Thrice Reckless today seemed to be a bit too high.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram said, “Did you drink too much?”

Su Clan’s Seven said, “Or could it be that you encountered something joyous? It is said that when people encounter happy events, their mental state becomes particularly good.”

Fairy Lychee: “@Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark, Sister Skylark, did you meet with Thrice Reckless?”

However, Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark was not online and did not reply.

The group was quiet for a moment.

With Thrice Reckless this happy, could Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark have really visited him?

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”

Why is it so difficult to stay on topic?

[Yellow Mountain, as the owner of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, you must keep a hold of things!]

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After a while.

Ancient Sage Doudou: “@Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds, yo, Immortal Visitor, it’s been a few years. I missed you.”

Doudou, who was staying with Chu Chu in the kitchen, had found time to go online, noticing Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds.

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds replied, “Yo, Stupid Doudou… What have you been doing lately?”

Ancient Sage Doudou: “Look at my new nickname. Can’t you see I’ve been busy showing my divinity lately? By the way, have you seen my Sage Speech? Am I handsome or not? I am now considered a famous existence in the entire universe.”

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds: “…”

I only closed up for 4 years, yet as soon as I came out, I was notified of 7 Profound Sage Speeches. Afterward, there was another row of Eighth Stage big shots who gave their speeches. I thought that I had accidentally closed up for 400 years, almost wetting myself in fright!

Especially when I saw Doudou in the middle of the people who were showing their divinity, I began doubting my life.

“If you go on like this, the heavens will be annoyed to death by you, Doudou.” Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds said, “What are you doing now?”

When the Bright Moon Appears: “You all went to have a Divinity Show, but you didn’t take me.”

Doudou replied, “I’m next to Chu Chu, watching her make braised pork. It’s very fragrant, and Chu Chu’s cooking skills have risen sharply. She is really suitable to become an immortal chef. I really didn’t see wrongly when it came to her, this is all mine and Shuhang’s credit.”

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “…”

What exactly did you not see wrongly when it came to her? Chu Chu’s aptitude for becoming an immortal chef? What did that have to do with you?

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds: “Are you married, Doudou?”

Doudou hurriedly said, “No, who did you hear such nonsense from? The wedding back then does not count.”

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds said, “So, you’re still a single dog?”

Ancient Sage Doudou: “???”

Did you go in such a large circle just to call me a single dog? Don’t you know that I have so many Chu Chus online that I can’t even count them on my four paws?

“What kind of meat do you eat if you are a single dog?” Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds continued, “A single dog should be a vegetarian, understand?”

Wandering Monk Profound Principle: “[Shocked Emoji]”

Although he knew that Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds Daoists was merely bashing Doudou, for some reason, Great Master Profound Principle felt that he and all the Buddhist fellow daoists in the group had just been shot out of nowhere.

What’s wrong with Buddhism, what’s wrong with being single, what’s wrong with being vegetarian? Do you have a problem with us?!

Dharma King Creation: “Actually, we of the Warring Buddha Sect are not opposed to eating meat. Moreover, we are not opposed to dating either.”

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds: “[Shocked Emoji].”

I’m just bashing Doudou, why are you two jumping out and picking a fight?

When the Bright Moon Appears: “Hey, I lost connection just now. I’ve also set off. By the way, can Soft Feather make me an emoji pack? @Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather.”

Soft Feather: “No problem, I’ve got a stock of materials of all the seniors in the group. I will do them one by one. If any senior does not want an emoji pack of them, please tell me privately.”

When the Bright Moon Appears: “Thank you, Fairy Soft Feather.”

If an emoji pack of every single senior in the group was made, then it would eventually be his turn, right?

Fairy Lychee said, “Mm-hm, emoji packs are quite fun.”

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “Senior White has been made into an emoji pack, so we should also follow the trend. I’m fine with it.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer added, “As long as it is limited to the group, I’m fine with it as well.”

Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather: “O, and a big K!”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “By the way, have any of you studied the picture of the Big Dipper? Have you found any secrets to it?”

Tyrannical Saber Song Scarlet Dou: “Didn’t Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue already say that he was going to head over and figure things out? Senior Yellow Mountain, can’t we just wait patiently until he replies?”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “However, my appetite is quite relentless and I feel uncomfortable.”

Fairy Lychee: “[Patting Head Emoji]”

At this time, another member of the Nine Provinces Number One Group went online. “Hello everyone, I’ve finally left my seclusion. I haven’t been online for three years. Do you still know me? The system upgrade has been going on for quite a while. I don’t know what I’ll do in the future after having been in seclusion for hundreds of years… Anyway from where should I start learning?”

Song Shuhang took a glance. This member’s nickname was Susu For The Masses, and they should be a fairy maiden.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator replied, “Don’t worry, Susu. Senior Yellow Mountain will arrange for a junior to pick you up.”

“Yo, Susu has also left her seclusion?” Ancient Sage Doudou laughed and said, “Susu, go and watch the Profound Sage Speeches. You’re in for a pleasant surprise.”

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds quickly said, “Wait, make sure not to check Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar’s Speech!”

Susu For The Masses: “WTF, 14 Profound Sage Speeches? Are you kidding me? How long have I been in seclusion?”

Immortal Visitor Amidst Clouds: “Just remember to skip Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar’s speech. You can watch the others.”

Susu replied, “Thank you, Immortal Visitor. [Smiley Emoji]”

But after a while, she sent another message, “What’s going on? I saw Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue fly over my head just now. His speed was astonishing.”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue: “[Voice Message] Susu, don’t ask, just focus on keeping up with me! This Big Dipper might not be ‘medium-grade’, it might be ‘high-grade’! In addition, it seems that this Big Dipper was not born naturally; it might be man-made.”