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Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: These husband and wife are birds of a feather!

What nonsense is this! When have you ever seen a monster onion learn something akin to ‘super regeneration’?! Only lizard or earthworm-type monsters can perhaps learn such a skill!

Lady Onion really wished to spurt her green onion juices on Yu Jiaojiao’s face at this time. It wasn’t a super regeneration ability; it was more like peeling her skin off. They had directly peeled the green onion sprouts off her body!

The pain she felt caused her green onion juices to flow out.

Nevertheless, although she’d felt a lot of pain earlier, she felt rather good now. When her newly born green onion sprout danced in the wind, Lady Onion could feel a cool and refreshing feeling getting transmitted to the rest of her body.

To make an example, it was like having a decayed tooth that was rotten to the root extracted. During the extraction process, one would feel great pain, but they would immediately feel better after the dentist was done taking the tooth out.

“It’s not super regeneration. It’s just a layer of green onion sprouts getting peeled off her body. Still, these green onion sprouts I peeled off her body are rather strange. There is just a small cavity in the center, and that’s it. It’s no different than breaking off a real green onion sprout,” Venerable White said, and then added, “Anyway, I can’t think of any method to separate Lady Onion from the enlightenment stone without hurting her. I’ll discuss this matter with the other fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group in a while and see if they have a better solution to separate this monster onion from the enlightenment stone.”

After saying this much, Venerable White returned one set of green onion sprouts, the enlightenment stone, and Lady Onion to Song Shuhang.

As for the other set green onion sprouts he’d peeled off her body—or ‘green onion sheath’ if we want to call it like that—Venerable White stored it away after examining it for a short moment.

“Senior White did his best.” Song Shuhang grabbed Lady Onion and the green onion sprouts, saying, “Lady Onion, it seems you will have to stay on the enlightenment stone for some more.”

Lady Onion faintly sighed, and said, “It seems there is no other way.”

Actually, she was somewhat unwilling to leave the enlightenment stone. After all, she had greatly benefitted by taking root on the enlightenment stone.

However, she really wanted to regain her freedom as well…

As the saying went: You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.

Whoever made these idioms was very wise!

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But right at this time, Yu Jiaojiao remembered something, and shouted, “Ah! I almost forgot about it! Senior White, Shuhang, and you too, Senior Creation, get ready so that we can head toward the filming location. Director Jacob wants to shoot the scene of Senior Sister Murong Hua and Feng Chuanzi’s marriage before the sky gets dark. In addition, Senior White, you missed a scene during the arc of the destruction of the Immaterial Cloud Sect. According to the script, the main character Ling Ye has to kneel in front of the ruins of the Immaterial Cloud Sect and cry bitterly. Director Jacob said that he wants to shoot that scene tomorrow and complete the act.”

“Sure, no problem. I’ll second the director and shoot the missing scene. Ahaha… it seems that many things happened within these two hours when I was closing up.” Venerable White laughed, somewhat embarrassed, and then said, “Anyway, let’s not talk about this. Let’s go to see the wedding ceremony of Medicine Master and Miss Riverly Purple Mist.”

Yu Jiaojiao said, “Right. Senior White, you should change your appearance if you want to participate in the scene of Senior Medicine Master’s wedding. According to the script, you were kidnapped and taken away by a four-headed snake monster while traveling on that small mountain road that led to the location of the wedding ceremony.”

Venerable White nodded, and said, “Alright. I’ll change my appearance in a while.”

Thereupon, the four of them quickly headed toward the place where Medicine Master and Miss Riverly Purple Mist’s wedding ceremony would take place.

Along the way, Song Shuhang roughly explained to Venerable White what happened during the time he was closing up. From when that four-headed snake demon kidnapped them, leading them to the Netherworld Realm, to when they suddenly appeared in China’s airspace above Meteor Sword’s sword light.

Song Shuhang temporarily stored the corpse of the four-headed snake demon in his size-reducing purse.

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When Song Shuhang and the others arrived at the shooting location, Jacob’s Production Team was still getting ready, and hadn’t started to shoot the scene yet.

However, the actors had already started taking their places.

Aside from the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, there were several other last-minute guest performers as well. For example, Scholar Flying Fish, Scholar Rice Cake, and various other fellow daoists that had come over to help Senior Xian Gong.

They had come to participate in the scene of the wedding feast as guests in order to make it look grander.

Venerable White changed his appearance along the way and disguised himself as an ordinary disciple of the Immaterial Cloud Sect to participate in this act.

In a distant place, the main characters of this act, the husband Medicine Master and the wife Miss Riverly Purple Mist, were sitting side by side in the make-up room, with the make-up artists fixing their clothes. Medicine Master was wearing a modern suit, while Riverly Purple Mist wore red bridal clothes.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator noticed Song Shuhang and the others from afar, and waved at them. “Little friend Shuhang, did you finally wake up? Eh? Who is that fellow daoist next to you? I haven’t seen him at the filming location before!”

“Fellow Daoist Northern River, it’s me. Since Ling Ye wasn’t supposed to appear during this act, I had to change my appearance to come here and participate in this scene as a guest,” Venerable White said.

“Ahaha, so it was Senior White!” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator laughed, and then glanced at Dharma King Creation, who was standing next to Song Shuhang. “Brother Creation, you actually dared to come!”

Dharma King Creation laughed, and asked a question of his own. “Why wouldn’t I dare to come?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator gave the thumbs up to Dharma King Creation.

There were quite a few fellow daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group that had opened Dharma King Creation’s voice message… and yet, Dharma King Creation still dared to show his face and come to the filming location!

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, who was currently floating in the sky, was a perfect example of what was going to happen to Dharma King Creation!

Dharma King Creation smiled complacently, and returned the thumbs up to Northern River’s Loose Cultivator. A wise man always had some trick up his sleeve!

Just as Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was wondering how the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group would deal with Dharma King Creation, Medicine Master and Miss Riverly Purple Mist completed their preparations.

They walked side by side and slowly headed toward the wedding location.

Director Jacob clapped his hands. The preparations were complete, and they finally could start with the shooting of this act as soon as Medicine Master and Miss Riverly Purple Mist came over.

The shooting of the movie started once again!

The various fellow daoists curiously glanced at the ‘balloon version’ Thrice Reckless Mad Saber floating in the air. More than half a day had passed, and Thrice Reckless was still floating in the sky in the form of a balloon.

These fellow daoists were curious about how Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was going to make the scene ‘more lively’ after the start of the shooting of the movie.

Would he turn into firecrackers and emit crackling sounds? Or perhaps he had some other special feature?

The various fellow daoists were looking forward to knowing how things would unfold.

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Thrice Reckless was currently repressing his anger while thinking of a good move to retaliate against Riverly Purple Mist.

Even though he would be seeking death with this good move he had in mind… it didn’t matter. As long as he could disrupt Riverly Purple Mist’s plans, he would be more than happy to seek death.

Even if it was a death-seeking behavior, he wanted to teach Miss Riverly Purple Mist the consequences of angering Thrice Reckless Mad Saber!

Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist arrived at the wedding location.

The surrounding fellow daoists teased Medicine Master and cupped their hands, congratulating him and saying some auspicious words.

Medicine Master waved his hand at the various fellow daoist, somewhat embarrassed.

But right at this time, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber called out from the sky, “Hmmmm~”

Oh, right. Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist had stripped him of his ability to talk.

However, it didn’t matter! Since the moment he was transformed into a balloon up until now, he had managed to gather a little bit of spiritual energy with much difficulty. This amount of spiritual energy was enough to allow him to display the AOE secret sound transmission once.

Thereupon, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber didn’t hesitate and used the secret sound transmission to speak to the various fellow daoists beneath. “Brother Medicine Master, be careful! The wedding ceremony is actually a trap! Miss Riverly Purple Mist wants to turn the play into reality! She even asked me to bring here your pare—”

Just as Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was halfway through his sentence, Medicine Master, who was walking next to Riverly Purple Mist, raised his head and fiercely glared at Thrice Reckless.

In the next moment, Medicine Master clapped his hands. The ballon version Thrice Reckless Mad Saber in the sky inflated even more. The message he wanted to pass to the various fellow daoists also came to an end due to his body suddenly swelling up.

Medicine Master had activated once more the ‘manmade insect’ inside his body!

The corner of the mouth of the nearby Riverly Purple Mist rose as she stared at Thrice Reckless Mad Saber with a smug expression on her face. Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless, it’s your loss!

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber opened his eyes wide… these husband and wife were birds of a feather! This damned, wicked couple!

From the looks of it, Medicine Master already knew that Riverly Purple Mist had asked Thrice Reckless to secretly bring his parents over, and he was also aware that Riverly Purple Mist was planning to turn this play into reality in a while!

And yet, it didn’t seem that Medicine Master was going to oppose her plan…

On the other hand, it was likely that Medicine Master wanted to seize this opportunity to finalize this relationship with Riverly Purple Mist!

Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist originally liked each other. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have kept Riverly Purple Mist by his side for so many years and allowed her to change his hairstyle into a ridiculous one.

But due to that awkward ‘teacher and student’ relationship between them, Medicine Master was unable to find a good opportunity to change their status from ‘teacher and student’ to ‘husband and wife’ even though he liked Riverly Purple Mist.

Therefore, Riverly Purple Mist decided to take advantage of the movie little friend Song Shuhang wanted to shoot, and proposed to turn fantasy into reality through the scene where Senior Sister Murong Hua and Feng Chuanzi were getting married.

As long as Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist performed the wedding ceremony and became husband and wife in the movie… in a few more days, their status as husband and wife would be set in stone in real life as well!

Medicine Master was fully aware that Riverly Purple Mist had secretly invited his parents over and that they were present at the wedding ceremony, waiting for him and Riverly Purple Mist to come over… Medicine Master had just decided to ‘play dumb’ and act as though he knew nothing.

He was silently waiting for him and Riverly Purple Mist to complete the wedding and get married.

As such, how could Medicine Master let Thrice Reckless Mad Saber blurt out the truth and disrupt Riverly Purple Mist’s plans, possibly ruining his future happiness?

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had guessed all this after Medicine Master suddenly glared at him.

Birds of a feather, birds of a feather!

I, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, won’t let the two of you off! I swear it on my surname!

Just as Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was unwilling to resign himself to his fate, the far-off Director Jacob waved his hand.

The script supervisor clapped the clapperboard.

The shooting of the scene started!

At this time, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber in the sky inflated even more.

Wait, wait a moment! It’s going to be bad if my body inflates further! Won’t I end up exploding for real? Is it possible that Brother Medicine Master is capable of such cruelty and wants to make me explode and turn me into firecrackers?!