I Only Wanted A Class In The Apocalypse

[Dammit! You are finally back! What took you so long to come? What? Did you find a good lady and spend time with her or what?]

This foul mouthed jumper… He would never grow up!

Lady? What did he take me for? A sexy lunatic or what?

[Just stop such nonsense and tell me the updates of the war]

[War? It ended a long time ago. What? Do you think I'm incapable and lazy as you? Humph! It didn't take more than a month!]

[Month?!!] the corner of my mouth twitched, [Didn't you have the upper hand? The element of surprise? The support from many? What went wrong? Don't hide it, sooner or later I'll get to know everything… Wait, how much of my strength are left?]

This damn crazy dude always had the habit of shattering my armies into nothing once he took control. This was something that became a taboo and a stain that stuck with his reputation.

[This… Don't try to change the subject! You are too late and here you are questioning me about such useless things!]

[Changing topic? Screw you! Don't give me bullshit and just say what the heck happened to my armies!]

The bad premonition I had before when I handed my armies over to him seemed to come true. This crazy lunatic… Did he think armies were grown up on trees or fell from the sky as rain?

However before he'd speak, and he surely took a long time before he did, I got to hear what happened from others.

[Boss! Boss! Thank god you are back! That crazy dude with a mask is scary and crazy! He ended up losing more than two thirds of the entire army! Two thirds! I never witnessed such losses even when we invaded the Hector continent!]

It was a spearhead, and after that he started to narrate in panic what happened.

It seemed that when things were heading right, that jerk got full of himself and decided to push his advantage even further.

The coalition army led by Dragons were already pushed back by my armies. Yet when that jerk decided to push them further,

That ended up bad, terribly bad! The enemy had a card up their sleeves and got the help from the Hectors. Yet the latter appeared at the decisive moment when that bastard decided to break up the grand army into many smaller ones.

The losses were unbelievable! The first waves of attacks ended up with losing almost one third of the entire army!

If not for Fang's timely change of tactic and started to attack instead of defending made up for such loss. It helped to relieve the pressure over my forces and things started to slowly stabilise from there.

Yet that jerk was still full of himself and decided to keep doing his plan, seemingly mistaking the movement of Fang and his forces, overestimating both his and Fang's forces abilities.

During the next weeks, the two sides kept closing to and fro, ending up with claiming a hard earned victory on the cost of losing one more third of the grand amires.

It was indeed a regret! Such a grand gathering of forces, a foolproof plan was all ruined by the dickhead of a single man.

I was instantly furious and greatly displeased and discontent with that jerk's behaviour.

[Listen to me, just listen… It wasn't my fault! Believe me…]

[Shut the hell up! If not for the intense upcoming quests and battles I'd prefer to lock you up for ten years and deprive you from seeing the light of freedom]

[This is tyranny! Don't embark on such a path or else…]

[Or else what? F*ck off! It's better to not see your damn ugly mask or else I'd rip it off your face and expose your f*cking identity to everyone! Hell, I should be doing this right now! Where the hell are you? I dare you to speak!]

[No way, I'll run as far away from you as possible… You won't find me]

[Do you think you'll be safe anywhere here? Do you think I won't be able to find you? Try it and let's see how you'll survive my attacks next!]

[F*ck you! I'll seek asylum at one of the three other maniacs! At least they won't be as tyrannical as you!]

[Try it then, I dare you!]

I knew he was just pulling a fart to escape my punishment. Let him try, and my punishment would just grow intense in time.

As expected, that dude went into silence while more generals started to narrate the horror they saw under his lousy leadership.

What went wrong in his mind exactly? Why did he miserably fail each single time I tried to let him lead an army? Each single time! Damn! What a f*cking unbelievably trash record this damn bastard had!

Was he cursed by bad luck or what? I couldn't tell. And I hated those who had such bad luck over their shoulders.

It was wise to demote him, or best lock him away in a cell to prevent him from causing more trouble.

Dammit! And here I thought I'd have a very reliable helper in the upcoming grand fight! I ended up with a broken item instead!

Luckily, the rest weren't as useless and trash as this jerk.

The best one acting according to the grand plan was none other than Isac.

She completed the building process of the entire kingdom in time. Even though it might seem impossible, and when I dreamt about covering up half of my kingdom, she managed to perform the job brilliantly.

Comparing her with that jerk, there was a clear difference indeed. That jerk… Damn! Every time I thought about his crushing performance made my blood boil with anger.

Should I reveal his identity? Tell the world that under the mask was the face of a beautiful girl or what?

He deserved it! And it should be done when everyone was gathered to humiliate him further.

Hopefully he'd wake up and reflect on his wrongdoings and severe flaws.