I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Chapter 68: Brother Dao, Your paper dolls Is Talking!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

In the live stream, the fans were plunged into a silence akin to a system crash!

Everyone had an incredulous look on their faces as they stared at the paper dolls on the screen.

Did it really speak?

And it even asked if they were all looking at her.

What the heck was going on! “Oh my god, guys! Did the paper dolls just talk?”

“Well… yeah, it seems like it…”

“Where’s… where’s Brother Dao? Who has his contact information? Quick, call him! The paper dolls spoke!” “I can’t believe it! Did we just transmigrate? How can paper dolls talk?”

“But… but she really did speak!”

“This is too surreal, I can’t take it!”

“Um… Miss Paper Dolls, we weren’t looking at you, could you please call Brother Dao back?”

But, at this moment, the paper dolls seemed to have no reaction at all.

Naturally, it couldn’t call Brother Dao back.

Gradually, everyone began to console themselves.

“Phew, I think it was just an accident. Look, the paper dolls aren’t talking now, right?”

“But I really thought I heard it talk just now?”

“How did you guys hear it? I didn’t hear anything!”

“Oh, come on, you guys are just messing with us! Paper dolls can’t talk, can they?”

“Who started this eerie atmosphere just now? Seriously scared the heck out of me!”

“Alright, alright, Sister Zhou, just speak up and call Brother Dao to show up and take away the paper dolls.”

“Yeah, yeah, it’s getting creepy. Everyone’s having auditory hallucinations.” “Exactly, what the person upstairs said, auditory hallucinations, it must be!”

Meanwhile, Sister Zhou managed to calm herself down. She collected her thoughts and prepared to speak.

“Hello… ”

However, just as she was about to say hello, the strange voice in Li Yidao’s live stream echoed again.

“Why are you all looking at me without saying a word?”

Everyone was speechless.

Everyone heard it clearly.

For a moment, Sister Zhou felt her palms begin to sweat.

A chill ran down her spine!

Oh my God!

What the hell!

The paper dolls really spoke!

The so-called brave spirit was of no use now!

“It… it… really spoke! Who said it was an auditory hallucination? Who told me it was just in my head?!”

“I can’t take it anymore! This live stream is toxic! I’m out, I can’t handle this, my pants are soaked!”

“If you follow my lead, you won’t wet your pants. Every time I watch Brother Dao’s live stream, I sit on the toilet.”

“This is madness… I now understand why Sister Zhou got Brother Dao’s following, he wants to scare her to death!”

“I’m speechless, my worldview has been completely overturned.”

“I’m baffled too. The laws of physics no longer exist in this world!”

Amidst the confusion, someone summoned the courage to send a time-sync comment, “Um… that jade maiden… I want to ask, where’s Brother Dao?” Upon seeing this comment, everyone seemed frozen in place, as if the pause button had been pressed!

No one spoke anymore!

All eyes were fixed on Li Yidao’s live stream, waiting for a response.

And after just three seconds, the eerie voice from before returned, stuttering, “How would I know?”

“Oh my god! ‘How would I know?’ The paper dolls are responding! What the hell!”

“So thrilling! Haha… hahaha…”

“It’s confirmed! Brother Dao is indeed a legendary immortal! He can bring paper dolls to life!”

“So exciting! I love it! Paper dolls, am I beautiful or what?” “F*ck! Upstairs, can you please stop this?”

“That’s right! Do you think the paper dolls are magic mirrors?”

“Exactly… Do you really think paper dolls can talk?”

“It’s just a prank! If paper dolls start talking, I’ll eat my dinner upside down…”

“I already said I don’t know…” Before the commenter’s words had even finished, another sentence emerged from the live stream…

Three sentences…

The paper dolls had spoken three times!

Each time, the timing was perfect, making people believe in the terrifying fact that the paper dolls could speak!

“Um… the paper doll… no, the jade maiden sister, may I ask is there any hope for our Sister Zhou?”

One must admit, big brother in the ranking was truly dependable!

Watching her big brother ask this question, Sister Zhou, who was still interacting with the paper dolls, was indeed touched.

Her big brother in the ranking did not betray her!

With Big Brother in the ranking taking the lead, it seemed that everyone had overcome their fear of talking to the paper doll. Time-sync comments flooded the chat.

“Yeah, paper dolls, can you answer the question? How can we save our Sister Zhou’s life?”

“Right, give us some advice. I haven’t had enough of Sister Zhou’s big mouth…

No, I mean, I haven’t seen enough.”

“Yeah, you, jade maiden sister, can you speak?”

“Sister?”

“Doll sister?”

However, this time, despite everyone’s inquiries, no response came from the live stream.

Five minutes passed, and the paper doll remained motionless.

Then, a fan had a brilliant idea.

“Why should we expect something for nothing? Shouldn’t we send some gifts to show our sincerity?”

Everyone was stunned when they heard that!

With that comment, the live stream started flooding with crazy gifts!

[Ding! Inhumane Tycoon tipped the streamer a Carnival!] [Ding! Big big big brother tipped the streamer 10 supercars!] [Ding! Sister Zhou’s Husband tipped the streamer 100 rockets!]

[Ding! I’m Not the First tipped the streamer 3 supercars]

In an instant, the entire live stream room was completely flooded with countless tips.

One had to know that Sister Zhou’s live stream room was filled with big shots!

In addition, there were big shots in Li Yidao’s live stream!

Their combined efforts in gifting went into full frenzy.

The live stream was showered with gifts, and it felt like watching a slideshow!

Even the best graphics card couldn’t handle this gift-spamming feast!

In just a few minutes, Li Yidao quickly claimed the top position on the gift ranking, distancing himself from the second-place. Other streamers and fans on the platform were stunned.

Brother Yidao Funeral Shop?

How did someone suddenly receive so many gifts?

What was going on with this live stream?

Which big shot joined as a streamer?

Following the lead, they all flocked to Li Yidao’s live stream, causing the viewer count to skyrocket.

However…

When everyone clicked on the stream, they all froze in their tracks!

F*ck!

What was going on?

The viewer count reached millions, yet they were watching paper dolls?

And there were comments flying by in the chat.

What the heck?

They were calling the paper doll “jade maiden” sister?

They even begged Li Yidao to save Sister Zhou.

What was wrong with this world?

Had the world gone mad… or had their brains’ CPUs burned out?

Honestly… they were utterly confused!

And at that very moment, Li Yidao’s voice came back on the live stream. “Huh? Isn’t this Yinuo’s Talking Tom? Why is it here?”

“The switch is still on. It’s telling stories. Must be running out of battery.”

“Hello? Big fool Li Yinuo?”

Hearing Brother Dao’s voice on the live stream, the fans who were excitedly gifting were all dumbfounded, staring blankly at the screen.

Then, the familiar eerie voice followed.

“Hello? Big fool Li Yinuo?”

The voice sounded eerily familiar, in a perfectly copied pattern….