I Pick Up A Bunch Of Attributes

Chapter 100: Ever Since I Became Crazy, I Have Been Energized

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Feng Xia had to admit…

The lady boss had great taste.

At the very least, compared with Feng Xia’s usual attire of jeans and T-shirts before he transmigrated, these clothes were so much better.

He was dressed in a long white robe embroidered with black threads that perfectly matched his temperament. When the young man in the bronze mirror turned around, even Feng Xia himself could not help but click his tongue.

“Damn, I actually look quite presentable…”

In particular, when he smiled, it made people feel like they were bathing in the spring breeze. It made people involuntarily have a good impression of this young man and believe everything he said without reservation.

When he turned to look at Zhu Youniang, his eyes lit up.

“Amazing!”

If Zhu Youniang’s tight black dress was filled with a mysterious feeling like the dark night, then this blue wide-sleeved fairy dress immediately set off her like she was a sapphire, and her entire being was filled with a dreamy tranquility.

Previously, she looked more like a demoness than a demoness. Now, she looked more like a fairy than a fairy.

“Sigh… This set of clothes is so troublesome!”

Unexpectedly, in the next second, the girl tugged at her wide sleeve and casually lifted the edge of her skirt with an impatient expression. “This sleeve is so big, and the edge of the skirt is so long. How can I run around!”

Feng Xia said nothing. “…”

He thought about Zhu Youniang’s usual behavior and immediately realized that this girl seemed to be… right!

Although she looked like a fairy, Zhu Youniang’s style of doing things had never changed. Even if her clothes were brand new at the moment, once this girl moved her body and opened her mouth, she would definitely destroy the image in three seconds!

Sure enough, just as Feng Xia was in a daze for a few seconds, divine light lit up on Zhu Youniang’s fingertips. White threads that were sharper than blades shot out, wanting to cut off the sides of her sleeves and skirt.

“No, no, this dress is too long!”

“Guest, don’t be in a hurry.”

Fortunately, in the nick of time, the lady boss’s voice rang out. “I’ve already considered this point. You only need to look carefully to see that there’s a small array pattern in the lining of the clothes. As long as you activate it, you can change the design of this wide-sleeved dress according to your wishes within the limit of the materials.”

“Eh, then you’re good!”

Zhu Youniang suddenly stopped what she was doing.

Then, she reached out and touched her chest. In the next moment, her blue wide-sleeved dress glowed slightly. The dress that reached her ankles quickly shortened, revealing the girl’s fair thighs.

Immediately after, the wide sleeves began to shrink continuously. In the blink of an eye, only a short section was left, leaving two fair arms exposed.

“Oh oh oh. If that’s the case, it’s alright.”

The girl nodded with her hands on her hips. A satisfied smile finally appeared on her pretty face. “Xia, look at me now… Wait a minute! It seems like I can continue?”

What could continue?

Just as Feng Xia was in a daze, the short skirt above her knees completely disappeared with a whoosh. Immediately after, Zhu Youniang’s two sleeves also disappeared.

Feng Xia said nothing. “…”

Heck, isn’t this a swimsuit?!

What kind of structure does this dress have?!

“How is it? Not bad huh!”

Zhu Youniang spun a few times on the spot with a smug expression. Her soft waist was slightly bent, and her fair and tender arms and thighs swayed so much that it made one’s eyes blur.

The lady boss’s voice rang out. “Yes, I’m relieved to see that you’re satisfied. Speaking of which, this guest…”

At this moment, Feng Xia clearly felt that the figure behind the screen was looking at him.

“Do you want to try it this way too?”

“…”

I am not. I did not. Don’t talk nonsense!!

Feng Xia’s face twitched as he dragged Zhu Youniang out of the clothing store. He frowned and pondered for a long time as his gaze swept between the butcher shop and the private school. After an unknown period of time, he finally made up his mind.

“Let’s go to that private school again… Oh right, Youniang, at least change it back to a dress!”

…

Stepping into the dusty classroom again, Feng Xia’s vision blurred. When he regained his composure, he had indeed returned to the bright classroom.

The sun was still shining brightly outside the window, making it difficult for Feng Xia to tell how long it had been since he last left.

“Good. Everyone’s here.”

The teacher’s deep voice came from the direction of the podium. “Today, I’m going to talk about the two common weapons, saber and sword. First of all, I have to be clear. Be it saber or sword, since they’re weapons, they’re used to kill people on the battlefield…”

As Feng Xia listened, a small Feng Xia in his zifu between his eyebrows began to move suddenly.

A sharp sword appeared in his hand. Beside this small Feng Xia, another small Feng Xia stood up and stared at the other one warily, with a heavy long saber in his hand.

“Huh!”

“Huh!”

The two small Feng Xia figures swayed and suddenly brandished their shiny weapons!

Before this, Feng Xia had used a similar method. With the Floating Dream Three Lives Technique as the base and adding his powerful soul power, he had deduced the entire Peerless 13 Swords in his mind.

However, at that time, he used it instinctively. Now, he began to take the initiative to use this method.

As it turned out…

Ever since his schizophrenia, he had indeed become more energetic than before.

“In that case, it’s not impossible to split the Sword-Heart… Oh, wait! I almost forgot about that letter!”

Feng Xia slapped his forehead and suddenly remembered the purpose of this trip.

When he was in the classroom, he could easily understand the language of the Heavenly Pattern Divine Kingdom under the influence of some mysterious power. Therefore, the fastest way to know what was in Tu Kuo’s letter was to return to the classroom.

He took out the letter from his pocket and carefully opened it. Then, he slowly laid it out.

“Wife, Yang’er hasn’t returned.”

“However, his comrades brought news that Yang’er might not be dead yet. He might have just gone missing at the frontline, so as his father… I must find Yang’er!”

“However, the battle at the frontline is getting more and more dangerous. My cultivation level is not high either. I will be gone for many years… I don’t know when I’ll be able to return.”

Feng Xia’s eyebrows twitched.

The lady boss’s son did not come back?

Her husband, Tu Kuo, had actually left long ago to go to the frontline to find his son?

“This timeline doesn’t seem right… What’s written on the second page…”

However, before he could continue reading, he suddenly heard an especially annoying voice beside him.

“Sir! This fellow is secretly doing something else in class again!”