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290 Unlucky Players Should Stop Dreaming

It was not until the second month that Feng Xia suddenly woke up with a shock.

I’m bloody here to cultivate!

I want to use the power of 10 years in a dream to make up for my short cultivation period. I am not here to lament that the moon is really white and the sun is really bright!

However, Feng Xia soon discovered a new problem…

“How does a tree cultivate?”

It took him a full three days to ask this thought-provoking question in his heart—that was, if he still had a heart now.

How should a tree cultivate?

There was no dantian, no meridians, no zifu between the eyebrows, and no Mystical Wheel or mystical realm.

After all, even if a tree had developed intelligence, it was still just a tree. Even Feng Xia’s many cultivation techniques did not touch on how to let a tree cultivate.

After another month, Feng Xia finally understood something.

...

Why was it that in the s and legends that he had read in the past, strange creatures such as tree demons, flower demons and others would be able to absorb the essence of the world, sun and moon, and finally become immortal after hundreds or thousands of years?

This was because other than standing there and absorbing things passively, there was nothing else they could do!

“No… way…”

“I have to… think of a… way…”

Under such circumstances, only the Floating Dream Three Lives Technique which he obtained from Patriarch Chenhai could barely be activated. However, because the physiological structure of humans and tree demons was very different, Feng Xia found it quite strenuous to activate this Soul Dao cultivation technique.

Simply put…

Where is my brain?

Where has my brain gone?

Has anyone seen my brain?

“Phew… It’s not easy…”

Seven years passed in the blink of an eye.

...

It was not until the eighth year that Feng Xia barely made his thinking speed reach the level of an ordinary person who had never cultivated.

“Let me see. How has the plot developed this time?”

Feng Xia quietly released his perception and sensed the changes around the imperial palace of Lingyun Kingdom.

However, not long after, he was shocked. “What… what the hell is this?”

The last time when he entered this dreamland, he was only a green carp. Apart from calling the red carp an idiot, he did not do anything serious, let alone cultivate.

However, after exiting the dreamland, all the memories of the green carp surged out. Feng Xia had finished sorting everything out by now.

Therefore, he knew very well that during the eighth year in the dreamland, there was only calmness in the palace. Other than the profligate 16th Prince, basically nothing major happened.

At least it appeared so on the surface.

However, what was he seeing now?

A huge red carp soared into the sky, emitting a blinding light that was difficult to look at. Its scales kept sharpening, turning into sharp barbs that looked like knives and swords. It even let out a long cry!

Hiss!

...

The next moment, the carp morphed into its human form with the head of a fish, as a 100-feet-long essence soul appeared behind its head. Its aura was vast and it was like a divine monster standing in the sky above the palace!

“I am Yu Qianji…”

The demon deity with a fish head and a human body spoke coldly. His cold voice spread in all directions.

At the same time, a figure with a majestic aura flew up from the palace and came to Yu Qianji’s side. He bowed to the terrifying demon deity and said, “Master.”

“Good.”

Looking at the 16th Prince in front of him, Yu Qianji nodded in satisfaction. “Since you’ve taken the initiative to appear, you can be the one to announce their fates.”

The 16th Prince, who was only eight years old this year, had a gloomy and murderous look on his young face. He announced to the entire world in an immature voice.

“Since everyone thinks that I’m useless, then there’s no need for this world to continue existing!”

“My royal son…”

A graceful and elegant woman rushed out and looked at the young 16th Prince in shock. “My royal son, what are you trying to do…”

“Asshole!”

...

The Lingyun Emperor also charged out with a stern face. The anger on his face was like burning flames. “Yu Qianji? So it’s you! Your Xuantian Sect really has made a good plan…”

“There’s no point in saying more.”

Yu Qianji’s expression remained cold. A ten-thousand-foot-long demonic shadow appeared behind his head. With a whistle, it tore through the sky and earth. “From today onwards, Lingyun Kingdom will completely become history.”

Kaboom—

Feng Xia: “???”

What the hell, I just regained consciousness and it is already so exciting?!

He instinctively activated all his strength in an attempt to protect himself from the terrifying impact. However, the first shock wave already almost destroyed the entire body of the tree!

Countless willow branches were blown up and disappeared in the flames.

The tall tree was instantly torn into pieces and Feng Xia suffered a terrible injury in an instant. He only had time to insert a willow branch into the ground before his consciousness was completely destroyed.

“Shucks!”

On the Heavenly Stairway, Feng Xia suddenly woke up. His expression was gloomy and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

...

For a moment, he seemed to have returned to the time when he first transmigrated. There was only a deafening thought in his mind.

“What the heck, why—”

The last time when he turned into a green carp, he had at least done something. This time, he had turned into a willow tree outside the palace. Before he could do anything, someone had jumped out and overturned the chessboard!

No…

To be more precise, that person had forcibly demolished the entire chess room.

“This can’t go on! Besides, who’s Yu Qianji? That red carp is actually a demon deity?” Feng Xia found it hard to accept this fact. “Can the plot of the dream change? The plot is different every time I enter?”

He rubbed his chin and looked at the other challengers.

There were challengers who had their eyes closed, while there were others who trembled slightly. There were also a few who had just woken up from their dreams. As they experienced feelings between great joy and great sorrow, their auras fluctuated as if they were about to break through their cultivation!

Feng Xia could feel a toothache coming on. “Why do I feel like… I’m not in the same game dungeon as them? Could it be because the jade talisman I have is different from theirs, so the contents of the dream are different?”

“What the heck, I don’t believe it! I don’t believe that I’m so unlucky. It was a carp the first time and a willow tree the second time. I want to see what I will turn into this time!”

Lingyun Kingdom’s dream realm, round three.

...

This time…

Finally, he did not become a non-human species. However, Feng Xia soon found himself unable to laugh.

This was because he realized that he had become the First Prince who was about to die of old age.