I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 481: F*cked!

Translator: End less Fantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

They had tried to reactivate the multicolored stones and return to Earth, but were shocked to discover that a huge amount of energy needed to be injected into the stone to do so.

Since they did not have that amount of energy, they could only wait until the multicolored stones absorbed the energy from the surroundings to replenish itself.

Furthermore, they found out from the stones that even if they teleported back to Earth, when they entered the world again, they would return to the same place.

Thus, they had to first escape this place before teleporting out. In the end, the Lord of Hell, Yu Shen, and Ao Changkong all obediently became miners.

The person in charge of guiding them was an old miner who had reached the Immortal King Realm.

He looked at the three of them and grinned.

“You guys are the most awesome miners I’ve ever seen.”

“People like me offended the Chen family and were captured, but you motherfuckers delivered yourselves to their doorstep.”

“Your bad luck is one-of-a-kind. Hahaha!”

After hearing the old miner’s words, the three of them looked at each other in despair. How were they to know that they would be so unlucky to be teleported to the private territory of a major faction.

At this moment, while teaching the three of them how to extract the immortal ores, the old miner said, “Work hard! After mining for tens of thousands of years, you can leave.”

Hearing the old miner’s words, the Lord of Hell could not help but ask in a trembling voice, “Tens of thousands of years? Really?”

The old miner glanced at the Lord of Hell mockingly.

“That is under the condition that you are diligent and don’t make mistakes, in which case you can leave after 50,000 years.”

“As for those below the Heaven Immortal realm, they will never be able to leave, since their lifespans are less than 50,000 years.”

“Thankfully, you all are Heaven Immortal realm cultivators, so you still have a chance.”

“Of course, there are also other methods. In the process of mining, if you manage to break through and reach the Immortal Prime realm, you can join the Chen family.”

After hearing the old miner’s words, the trio had ashen faces. They were going to be stuck here for 50,000 years!

“Work hard and don’t slack off! There are no mining quotas for the first two days, but if you fail to meet the quota after two days, you’ll lose your lives.”

“In this place, life is the most worthless thing. If you anger an expert from the Chen family, you’re as good as dead.”

Honestly, at this point, they were on the verge of deciding to leave the moment the multicolored stone finished absorbing energy, and never coming back.

Although this world might be full of opportunities, being stuck here for 50,000 years was unbearable. It was better to seek other opportunities back on Earth!

Back on Earth, Wang Mang and the Dog Emperor stared at the Black Bear Emperor, waiting for the latter’s cue to enter.

This was the safest way, as there was no way the Black Bear Emperor would screw himself over just to spite them, right?

In a sense, this was a common characteristic that these three shared. They would not trust anyone but themselves.

The Dog Emperor looked at the Bear Emperor and asked, “How is it? Brother Black Bear, can we enter now?”

Hearing this, the Black Bear Emperor started to mutter, “One! Two! Three! Let’s go!”

As soon as he finished speaking, the Black Bear Emperor disappeared.

Seeing this, Wang Mang and the Dog Emperor immediately activated their stones, and their figures disappeared as well.

When they opened their eyes again…

Wang Mang was stunned!

The Dog Emperor was stunned!

The Black Bear Emperor was also stunned!

They found themselves in a sealed stone prison tower.

This stone prison tower had a huge hole in the middle that had been hollowed out.

Not only that, but Wang Mang also discovered to his horror that all of his immortal qi had been sealed, and he could not even release a wisp of it.

It was as if he had gone from an immortal to an ordinary mortal in an instant! “F*ck! What’s going on?”

Wang Mang looked at the Black Bear Emperor in shock and anger, as did the Dog Emperor.

The Black Bear Emperor was also a little flustered. He said with a look of bewilderment, “I don’t know what’s going on either! This is not an ordinary place. There was no trace of immortal qi, not even an inkling of it. I feel like I’ve lost all of my strength.”

Just as the three of them were at a loss, an impatient voice was heard from an upper floor.

“Stop arguing downstairs. Shouldn’t you preserve a little more strength to live longer?”

Hearing this, the trio came back to their senses. Then, Wang Mang hurriedly asked, “Upstairs Brother, where is this place? Why is it so strange here?”

Unfortunately, the people upstairs ignored his question, leaving the three of them staring at each other blankly.

Everyone, including Wang Mang, was at a loss. Without access to their strength, what could they do?

“Upstairs Brother?”

“Upstairs Brother?”

After Wang Mang’s tireless nagging, the impatient voice of a person from upstairs was finally heard.

“This is the Soul Refinement Prison. No one can leave here without reaching Tier 5!”

“No one can leave this place alive otherwise. Those who enter this place will lose all of their strength and become ordinary people. Furthermore, if the body is unable to absorb spiritual energy or immortal qi, even a peak-level Tier 4 expert would starve to death.”

“Also, this Soul Refinement Prison is constantly absorbing the power in our bodies, so don’t waste my time anymore. Just lie down obediently and wait for death..”