I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Okay! Then let me give Ye Lin classmate a punch of love!”

Xiao Qin punched me on the face with all of her strength. I shrieked and smashed through the window on the second floor and fell down on top of the flower garden.

Ye Lin, male, 14 years old, died in an everyday fight with his childhood friend.

All of the above was only my imagination. In fact, Xiao Qin only said to me with a smile:

“We have such a good relationship, why would I hit Ye Lin classmate?”

“Don’t ask why, just hit me, I have this need.”

Xiao Qin was stunned, “Huh? Are you saying that you would feel good after being hit?”

Of course I won’t feel good! You’re talking about masochists! I only want to comprehend Hua Jin from Yin Yang Sanshou and I need an opponent!

“Sorry, I can’t hit Ye Lin classmate... It’s a rule between childhood friends. I remember that in shoujo manga, there’s only one situation where you can hit your childhood friend.”

“What situation?”

Xiao Qin shyly lowered her head. “It’s... it’s when I’m harassed...”

“What?”

“If you lift my skirt, I’ll hit you... I have always wanted to imitate the heroines from shoujo manga...”

While talking, she leaned her hips on my desk, leaned back slightly, making it easy for me to lift her skirt.

The school uniform skirt was navy blue, it was accompanied by sparse thin white lines that formed checkered squares. The wrinkles on the hem of the skirt were like waves, naturally swaying in the breeze when students passed.

Her ivory colored knees were slightly exposed from under the skirt, and her lower legs were tightly closed together. It somewhat formed a beautiful angle, giving a soft feeling.

Hey hey, when you said you were going to hit me, you meant a slap in the face! After being touched on the ass you would slap me with a red face while screaming ‘pervert’, but you would actually feel happy inside! Who wants to play a pervert in the classroom! Even if you don’t mind, the class leader does and she will come looking for me!

“Not a slap in the face,” I corrected. “A punch on the chest, like a real fight.”

“That’s not good, how can a girl be that violent!”

Xiao Qin protested as if she has never hit me before.

The Little Tyrant’s iron fist has hit many places other than my chest! You knocked out a lot of my baby teeth! When I actually need your help, you start pretending you’re a lady!

“Isn’t it normal to horse around with childhood friends?” I said. “It’s fine if you don’t want to use force, just throw a punch at my chest and I’ll stop it halfway.”

Xiao Qin widened her eyes after hearing she might have physical contact with me.

“Okay fine!” Xiao Qin gripped her small, snow white fist. “I will play around with my childhood friend, Ye Lin classmate! Anyway, this is a common plot in manga, horsing around says that we have a good relationship!”

“Hey! Here I come!” Xiao Qin first gave a warning, and then threw an extremely weak punch.

I sighed and didn’t use my palm to catch her fist. Instead, I gently passed by the side of her fist, imitating gramps’ technique, rotation, push, and using a small amount of force to change the angle of attack.

Xiao Qin was shocked: “You’re practicing Hua Jin?”

Eh? She’s worthy of being someone from the martial arts world, she saw my methods with only one exchange!

However, since gramps said that there were only two moves in Chinese martial arts, it’s not surprising that Xiao Qin would know about Hua Jin based on her background. Auntie Ren must also have her own unique methods of using Hua Jin and Fa Jin.

Of course, my novice level Hua Jin had no control, and Xiao Qin’s fist still hit my chest.

It doesn’t hurt at all, the soft blow from Xiao Qin was very subtle.

If we used this much strength when we fought as kids, I probably wouldn’t bear a grudge against her. We might even thoughtlessly follow each other all day, playing together, eating together, living a shamelessly content life.

“Ah～Ye Lin classmate must have been hurt?” Xiao Qin only said one sentence about martial arts, then she threw that in the back of her mind and started to act like an ordinary junior high school girl again.

“Are you okay!” Xiao Qin placed both her hands on my chest. “I’ll help you massage it, does it hurt?”

How would it hurt! Stop rubbing! You’re just trying to feel the muscles behind my t-shirt! Is there a heroine that would use this opportunity to take advantage of their childhood friend?

Seeing the dissatisfied expression on my face, Xiao Qin removed her hands.

“Ye Lin classmate is angry! That’s not good! How stingy, you were the one who told me to hit you... then, if it makes you feel any better, you can hit me once!”

After she finished speaking, she stuck out her chest. Under the sunlight, I could almost see the outline of her pink bar underneath her white shirt. I’m not sure if it was one of the bras that she bought together with me.

Who’s going to hit you! Even if it was a fight between childhood friends, no one would go and hit the girl’s chest!

“I’m not angry because you hit me, I’m angry because you rubbed me.”

I said coldly.

“Is that why Ye Lin classmate is angry? If that’s the case, you can rub me too!”

When she was finished, she used bother her hands to hold down her abdomen to make her unremarkable breasts look bigger.

Rub my ass! The class leader is watching me with vigilance! The others are all secretly looking at us! If I rub you now, my ultra-pervert reputation will become a reality!

Thus, I ignored Xiao Qin and concentrated on my right hand.

It seems like there wasn’t enough rotation, also Xiao Qin’s punch was too light. It’s hard to get that feeling when gramps was facing me, if only there was someone stronger...

I glanced to the right of Xiao Qin, Niu ShiLi was earnestly studying the physics textbook. He quickly realized that I was watching him, he pushed the frame of his glasses, and stared back me without showing any signs of weakness.

Forget it, I don’t have any reason to fight with Niu ShiLi. He still has to help the class leader handle daily chores, class 2-3 needs him.

During lunch break, I watched a bit of basketball. When Captain Guo SongTao passed or received the ball, I had a slight realization.

When the basketball comes to you, you can’t forcibly receive it, you have to adjust based on its speed. The reasoning is somewhat similar to Hua Jin.

“He-... Help!”

I suddenly heard Shu Zhe’s voice.

He was caught by Li ErLeng, who was almost twice his size, near the sandbox where he was practicing triple jumps. He was currently struggling as if his life depended on it..

What? Was Li ErLeng going to honor his threat of “sticking Shu Zhe’s head into the sand and kicking his ass” this quickly? Shu Zhe’s ass was already beaten pretty bad by me yesterday. If you kick his ass now, he will have to get silicone implants for his butt!

Since I promised Shu Zhe to take of this problem for him, I can’t just watch from the sides. It could also be considered as helping the class leader.

I strode to the edge of the sandbox and said to Li ErLeng, who was standing in the middle of the sandbox while holding Shu Zhe by his neck:

“Let my little brother go! Didn’t you know that he’s under my protection? If there’s anything you want to say, take it up with me!”

Shu Zhe wore a shirt and shorts and he didn’t stand straight with his two thin legs. Not sure if it was because he was scared or because his ass still hurts.

“Brother Ye Lin, you’re finally here! I thought you didn’t care about me! Li ErLeng he...”

Halfway through his sentence, Li ErLeng tightened the grip on his neck. He was choked to the point where his eyes rolled back and his sharp tongue stuck out.

If it was anyone else, this choked appearance would be unsightly, and other people’s impression of you will drop by 10 points.

However, for Shu Zhe, who looks similar to the class leader, the one who also has cross dressed before, his expression has made me feel inexplicable joy.

It wasn’t only me, there are also seventeen or eighteen other students watching from the sidelines. Among the crowd were two of the class leader’s secondary loyal dogs. When they saw the class leader’s younger brother in danger, they did not have the courage to pit themselves against Li ErLeng. Instead, they furtively appreciated Shu Zhe’s miserable appearance.

Were they using Shu Zhe to fantasize about the class leader? Since the class leader will never roll back her eyes and spit out her tongue, are you admiring the appearance of someone who looks similar to the class leader?

What a disgrace to the “loyal dog” title! If Niu ShiLi was here, wouldn’t he have rushed out and fought to the death with Li ErLeng? I believe he would save the class leader’s brother even if he had to suffer.

“The... the one called Ye, if you... if you have the guts, then fight me!”

Li ErLeng roared with his deep voice.

Still holding Shu Zhe with his thick arms, his dark black arms created a clear contrast against Shu Zhe’s white face.

Since Li ErLeng didn’t know how to hold back, Shu Zhe had almost lost his consciousness. His eyes weren’t moving, his tongue was sticking out, and clear saliva was dripping out of the corner of his mouth.

On his shorts, there was a small protrusion that wasn’t very obvious, but still provoked a discussion with the nearby girls.

Fuck, you’re ***! Since the brain didn’t get enough oxygen, so ***! Although I heard when men are suffocated (such as hanging), their lower bodies will ***, I did not expect to see it with my own eyes! Fortunately, you’re wearing men’s clothing, otherwise I would have gone blind!

I stepped into the sandbox and snarled with assertiveness: “Let him go! If you don’t let him go in three seconds, I’ll hit both of you together!”

Li ErLeng squinted with his left eye, and suddenly threw Shu Zhe down near his feet.

“Very... very well, I’ll play with you! Once I beat you, I’ll be the boss of 21... 21 Middle!”

It’s 28 Middle! At least remember the name of your school! How did you even pass the entrance exam?!

Shu Zhe’s tiny body laid in the middle of the sand as if he was dead. After a minute or two, he finally coughed and recovered his breath.

He lifted his head up from the sand, and there was sand allover his head and hair. It was a pitiful appearance, and it seemed the suffocation earlier also forced out his tears.

After they found out that I diverted Li ErLeng’s attention. The two loyal dogs finally stepped forward to help Shu Zhe, and they brought him into the crowd.

“Are you okay! We’ll take you to the infirmary!”

“Right! We’ll also inform your sister!”

So, that was their plan? They would take credit from the class leader while I’m fighting with Li ErLeng?

Well, I don’t really care, the class leader told me it was best I didn’t fight, so I would be glad if I could keep her in the dark!

Shu Zhe was supported by two people, one on each arm. After he felt safe again, he immediately made a small tantrum.

“I’m not going! I want to see brother Ye Lin take care of him! Take me back! I want to see brother Ye Lin knock him down!”

The two loyal dogs had no choice but to take Shu Zhe back.

The number of onlookers has already exceeded 30 people. The nine meter long and four meter wide sandbox has temporarily become a battlefield for me and Li ErLeng.

I don’t think I would suffer much even if I used force, but today I had other plans in mind.

If I get too many injuries, the class leader would feel apologetic and I don’t want her to think that way.

Why not use it, let’s put the Yin Yang Sanshou that gramps taught me into practice! Wouldn’t someone like Li ErLeng, who only knows how to use brute force, be the best training partner for Hua Jin?

I put my left hand behind my back, only my right hand was in front of me, imitating the posture of gramps. I beckoned Li ErLeng with one arm.

Li ErLeng was infuriated by my posture, his entire face was twitching.

He screamed, opened his arms, and charged at me like a giant bear. He created a wave of sand behind his feet after he charged. The bystanders who couldn’t dodge in time was covered with sand.

I was as calm as water. First, I moved to the side and avoided Li ErLend’s charge by a few millimeters, then I extended my seemingly weak right arm and struck his shoulder.