I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Around noon, I realized the severity of the situation when Shu Zhe smiled maliciously and showed me the photos on his phone.

The thirteen photos were unclear as if they were cut from a video. The reason he didn’t show me the video was because he felt the pictures alone were enough to threaten me.

I can’t help but admit that he’s right.

When the fuck were these pictures taken. The pictures were from Friday night when I laid my hands on the unconscious class leader like feeling her legs and grabbing her feet. Why is my lecherous appearance so damn photogenic?

All of the photos were taken from a low angle, so it definitely wasn’t from the camera the class leader was using to take selfies. The hidden camera must have been at around the same level as the bed (for example the desk) and the lens was pointed at the bed.

It was for sure premeditated. He knew in advance his sister would be taking pictures in his room, so he hid a camera across the bed and set it on record... it was a trap and I took the bait.

Shu Zhe and I were sitting side by side on large flower planters and he was smiling like a sly old fox.

“Hehe, bro Ye Lin, even if you smash my phone, I have videos at home. It’s the age of the internet and I have tons of backups. I compressed the video and stored it in three different places, that’s why calm down and listen to my conditions.”

“Where did you get the second camera?”

“Ha, bro Ye Lin, you’re so forgetful.” Shu Zhe tossed a piece of gum in his mouth and chewed, “The present my parents gave me on 5-1 was a new camera. I lent the new camera to my sister for selfies and hid the old one to record.”

“Where was the camera hidden?” I questioned.

“It was inside my bag, which was placed on my table. Hehe, but the zippers were open a bit so it wouldn’t block the lens.”

I can’t believe you actually hatched this devious plan. But I guess you never thought about your sister since you lured such a dangerous man (me) into your home and even set up a secret camera at the bed to film a secret AV... what if I actually raped Shu Sha, wouldn’t that become a genuine AV?

Director Cao always wanted me to film an AV, but I almost accidentally volunteered my body (even if it was because of the class leader).

Shu Zhe thought I was afraid when he saw me fall deep in thought.

“Bro Ye Lin, you really didn’t disappoint and laid your hands on my sister, but I never expected you guys to play a spanking game.”

Who said it was a game. It was a misunderstanding because I mistook the class leader as you and she wanted me to keep mistaking her as you (how confusing). In addition, I never laid my hands on the unconscious class leader, or it could be said I stopped myself at the end (mainly because of Xiao Qin’s text). Were you expecting to film a sex scene between me and your sister?

Shu Zhe actually nodded shamelessly.

“If I recorded a sex scene, then I can blackmail my sister too. I wouldn’t have to be so secretive about having a girlfriend. If my sister tries to interfere, I would tell her: Why are you still trying to control me when you already slept with someone.”

What... what an unfilial brother. Even though the class leader is only older by a year, but she washes your clothes and cooks for you daily. She basically took over the role of a mother and this is how you repay her?

Shu Zhe felt regretful he wasn’t able to catch us in the act, but that didn’t prevent him from holding out his slender white hand in front of me:

“Give me ¥500 or I’ll show the video to my sister.”

I glared at him, but he didn’t show any fear. He had a bright smile and a self-believed infallible sense of security.

“Bro Ye Lin, there’s no point trying to scare me. My sister is already mad you made her butt so swollen, if she sees what you did to her when she was unconscious...”

A severe chill ran through my body: The class leader already hugged her gun to sleep because I hit her butt, wouldn’t she shoot me if she sees a video of me feeling her legs.

Shu Zhe added more fuel to the fire:

“Bro Ye Lin, to tell you the truth, I have an uncle who’s a ranger. We would go to his place every summer to play. He was the one who taught my sister how to shoot, she even took down a wild boar who injured someone.”

Fuck, bad news one after another. I still had a sliver of hope the class leader only uses her gun to scare people, but she had real skills. Will she kill me like a wild boar when the truth is revealed?

Although my heart was racing, I didn’t let Shu Zhe know and said calmly:

“You may have dirt on me, but I also have some on you. Did you already forget about the time I took pictures of you wearing female clothing when you were a rope model? Aren’t you afraid I’ll send the pictures to your girlfriend?”

Shu Zhe blew on his bangs.

“Bro Ye Lin, those two are on completely different levels. At most, the shota pics would cause me some embarrassment, but a rape video could cost you your life. I’ll recommend you to delete those shota pictures, or at least not threaten me with it.”

Screw you, it’s not a rape video. I was only feeling the class leader’s legs, though it almost became a rape video...

Shu Zhe used his fifth-place intelligence at the provincial Math Olympiads to orchestrate this event. He completely took the initiative and even began to extort me.

“Bro Ye Lin, I’ve been a bit strapped for cash lately. It’s Xiao Li’s cousin’s birthday and I have to buy a present. Since you guys have a big online store, you must have earned quite a bit of dirty money, so give me ¥500 for now.”

Then he courageously extended his hand towards me.

What I really want to give him is a slap on the face. Also what’s up with your girlfriend, why do you have to be responsible for her relatives’ birthdays, is she a bottomless pit?

Do you think it’s easy earning money from our online store, it’s all earned through hard work. We would cry if we got a bad review from one of our customers.

We should swap places if you love money that much. You can be Ai ShuQiao’s daughter. Since you’re so sly, you can probably get her to like you.

Wait, wouldn’t that mean Shu Zhe will be Ai Mi’s brother. Since he has a good appearance, he might be packaged into a celebrity who won’t lose to Ai Mi by Ai ShuQiao. Isn’t Justin Bieber your idol? You might as well follow in his footsteps.

But the price would be too high. I don’t want AI Mi to call Shu Zhe brother, that’s reserved for me.

But at the same time, wouldn’t I be the class leader’s brother? Then I could enjoy the class leader cooking for me, washing my clothes, and I could openly use her leg as a lap pillow...

No, my weak side is coming out, I don’t need an older sister to take care of me.

Even if I become her brother, I would be a million times better than Shu Zhe. I would actually help wash the dishes, wash my underwear (I can help my sister wash hers too). If anyone was bullying her, I wouldn’t hesitate to give them a beating.

I wouldn’t be like Shu Zhe who doesn’t do anything and even peek at his sister in the shower.

Ah, I have no right to criticize him since if I became the class leader’s brother, I can’t guarantee I won’t do the same thing (Sister, let’s take a shower together).

“Ping~” A notification sound brought me back to reality. I realized Shu Zhe’s cellphone received a text. I was holding the phone to look at the pictures but I also used the opportunity to quickly read the text.

It was from Xiao Li:

“Wait for me at Pizza Hut after school, we’ll go get a gift together.”

A thought flashed through my mind. I returned his cellphone and pretended to be a bit strapped for cash and said:

“Xiao Zhe, don’t show your sister the video yet, I’m not carrying much cash on me. You go with Xiao Li to get a present first, I’ll give you the money tomorrow.”

Shu Zhe’s lips bloomed into a smile when I conceded defeat for the first time as if he was even happier than winning the lottery.

He coughed and put on an act:

“Hmph, I won’t force you if money is tight, you can bring it tomorrow. Remember to treat me better in the future, maybe my sister might marry you one day.”

Oh, he has quite the potential to be a politician. Too bad you chose the wrong opponent. I’m merciless against men, if you pick a fight against me, you will get retribution.

After eating lunch, I gave Xing Xing a call. I haven’t got in touch with them for a while now.

It seemed Xing Xing was eating spaghetti and he spat everything out and shouted with excitement:

“Bro Ye, it’s bro Ye! I thought you already forgot about us, are you finally bring us to chop someone up? Who are we gonna cut, we’re growing impatient.”

I calmed him down first, then said shadily like a mob boss:

“We’re not killing anyone, but close enough. I want you to kidnap someone.”