I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 604: Emergency Rescue

You can’t parachute from a low altitude, so that’s why the helicopter didn’t descend and it didn’t cause a lot of wind.

Even if it caused an updraft of wind, most of the girls in class 2-3 wasn’t wearing a skirt. At most, we would find out what Zhuang Ni was wearing under her black skirt (Then get cursed at by her).

They all say that winds are unpredictable. After the helicopter took off, it created a large gust of wind and everyone had to cover their face to prevent dust from getting into their eyes.

“Woof woof woof woof…”

The parachute behind Obama was inflated by the wind and pulled him backwards.

The auxiliary parachute was the first to reach the campfire at the center of the camp. The campfire where Xiong YaoYue had just splashed water on, still had a visible ember. Once it touched the flammable fabric, it instantly caught on fire.

As everyone was caught off guard, starting from the auxiliary parachute, the firewood re-ignited. The flame also moved along the parachute at the same time, moving quickly towards the wearer. Obama was somewhat dizzy after being blown off Eunuch Cao by the wind.

Not good, if this keeps up, a roast dog will be added to our meal. Americans love their dogs as much as their lives, so Ai Mi will probably kill me.

Even if she doesn’t kill me, I don’t want to be Obama’s replacement! (Though I can consider switching with the one in the White House)

I urgently ran near Obama and tried to untie the parachute strings, but didn’t succeed because I was unfamiliar with it.

The fire began burning stronger with the wind. Xiong YaoYue stepped on it a couple times, but wasn’t able to extinguish it.

“The brook, the brook.” Xiao Qin reminded from behind.

“I’ll go draw some water, hold on.” Xiong YaoYue flew away, but came back after she realized she forgot the basin, then flew away again.

Based on the speed the embers were spreading, I think it would be too late if we waited for Xiong YaoYue.

I felt the only solution was to throw Obama directly into the brook.

A wet dog would be better than a roast dog.

But I can’t guarantee the parachute wouldn’t wreak havoc on the campsite and possibly injure other student, I could only hope everyone understands and cooperates.

I bent down and planned to carry Obama to the brook, but the class leader got a pair of scissors from the grills and walked over with a grave expression.

She didn’t say anything to me, but directly squatting on the ground. She stroked Obama’s back, so he wouldn’t move around while she cut through the parachute ropes with the scissors.

The mountain wind continued to blow the separated parachute back until the whole parachute went into the fire. In an instant, the campfire burst into flames, to the point where people would misunderstand and think an explosion occurred. Teacher Yu timidly went behind the stone again to hide.

You might as well crawl inside the rock and live there.

At this point, the class leader breathed a sigh of relief and said: “Luckily, I made it in time.”

Class leader, you’re so calm! While everyone else was panicking, you were able to make the most rational choice?

And you even suppressed your OCD to a certain extent. Since it’s not easy using a pair of meat cutting scissors to cut through parachute ropes.

So, even if you become a cop in the future, you can overcome your compulsion in order to enforce justice or save lives?

Then those criminals are in danger. Their last hope of throwing a deck of cards on the ground, so as to escape the female police officer Shu Sha is now but a broken dream.

The class leader will definitely arrest the criminal first.

Then after she catches the criminal, she will return to the scene to clean up the cards…

“This is evidence that needs to be taken back to be filed.” That’s probably how she will explain her irrational actions.

Speaking of Huskies, it’s reasonable people call them dumb dogs.

After being saved by the class leader, Obama didn’t wag his tail as thanks. Instead he furrowed his brows and stared at the scissors as if he was saying:

“What are you doing? What are you planning on doing with those scissors? Do you want to roast and eat me?”

I wouldn’t eat a dumb dog like you even if you roasted and served yourself since it would lower my intelligence!

At this point, Xiong YaoYue, who needed an intelligence boost the most, came back with a basin full of water.

She was still running rapidly as students dodged out of her way.

But she saw the parachute behind Obama was missing and the campfire was burning bright again and didn’t know where to throw the water.

She stopped in an instant and tripped over a rock.

“Shit!”

Xiong YaoYue fell forwards and the basin of water flew out of her hands.

Xiao Qin grabbed onto one of her arms before Xiong YaoYue had to use another band aid on her face.

“Be careful.”

“Oh…” Xiong YaoYue scratched her face after being saved by Xiao Qin and didn’t know what to say.

But the basin of water was flying straight towards Obama, basically towards me and the class leader.

The class leader was still on the ground trying to hide the scissors behind her to show Obama she had no evil intentions. Obama was still looking at the class leader suspiciously like he was saying “Don’t try to trick me, do you think I wouldn’t know what you’re planning just because you hid it behind your back?”

I stood in a position to act as an umbrella for Obama and the class leader.

There was no reason to hesitate. I spread my arms open and used my back to block the water. The plastic wash basin hit my back and bounced back.

My hair and upper body ended up getting soaked.

“You weren’t on fire, so why are you blocking the way?” Xiong YaoYue didn’t feel like she did anything wrong.

It’s not like the class leader or Obama were on fire either. Why can’t you stop when you don’t see a fire? Are you a robot who can’t cancel an order once it’s been put in?

The fresh and pure brook water dripped down my chin and onto the grass and the area around the class leader’s feet.

The class leader looked up at me with the same expression and asked: “Why did you help me block the water?”

Why are you asking when you already know the answer or did you want your body to get soaked? Did you want to experience what Xiong YaoYue experienced earlier when she got soaked?

I responded: “If not for you, then I also have to do it for Ai Mi’s dog.”

“Is that so…” the class leader’s lips quivered a bit, then she looked down and stroked Obama’s fur, “Dogs are indeed man’s best friend because they are loyal and they won’t betray…”

Obama was still way against the scissors hiding behind the class leader’s back. It was as if he wanted to say:

“That’s right, I’m your closest friend, so don’t eat me!”

“Dry your hair and shirt.” The class leader said as if she didn’t care at all, “You wouldn’t be able to work if you caught a cold.”

Then she led Obama towards towards teacher Yu, perhaps to discuss how to manage the extra dog.

Obama thought he was going to be slaughtered, so he was initially being dragged along the ground. Obama finally relaxed and continued on as ‘man’s best friend’ when the class leader returned the scissors to Loud Mouth and fed him a piece of beef.

Other students came by and wanted to feed Obama. Although Obama was planning on accepting all visitors, the class leader insisted on controlling his diet, so she didn’t let Obama’s wishes come true.

Although it’s what she said, she would often feed Obama a piece of food to pet him.

Class leader, you’re monopolizing the chance to feed Obama, where did your integrity go? Or is it hard to have a dog that’s not too afraid of you, so you have to desperately try and build a close relationship?

Ai Mi left the dog for me to take care of, but now it was the class leader taking care of him.

“Go bite Eunuch Cao, go!” Loud Mouth laughed and commanded Obama.

“No, can’t let it eat dirty things.” The class leader tightened her grip on the leash.

“Sob sob~~ master, I’m not dirty!”

Eunuch Cao, who was still on the ground, raised his head and complained to me.

“Yeah.” I comforted him, “It’s just your mind that’s dirty. Your body isn’t that dirty, didn’t you just end up going into the brook twice earlier?”

“That’s true…” Eunuch Cao was not ashamed, he even proudly admitted his mind was dirty. It’s kind of similar to how his father admits that he’s a perverted lolicon.

I suddenly noticed three bags of marshmallows with English labels around the area where Eunuch Cao was lying. It seems like it was tied around Obama’s neck and fell off when he landed.

Xiao Qin walked over and read the English words.

“Rocky Mountain marshmallows, made in California, USA. The main ingredients is corn syrup, better taste after roasting…”

I picked up a bag and it looked special, then I found a note stapled on it.

It looked to be Ai Mi’s handwriting and it was in Chinese: “Leftovers from a few years ago, I was planning on throwing it out.”

So you gave them to me to eat? I might not know English, but I can read Arabic numerals! The date of production is clearly this month.

“It’s good the fire was lit again, we can roast marshmallows later.”

Xiao Qin, who once asked me for marshmallows in front of the movie theater, seemed happy.

I felt a bit sad I wasn’t able to roast marshmallows together with Ai Mi.

But there will be plenty of opportunities in the future. I dried my hair and back in front of the fire while watching the class leader teasing the dog and felt her mood has gotten a bit better.

“What, what a big dog.”

Gong CaiCai, who just had her thumb taken care of, returned from the brook and stared at Obama with a frightened look as if she was Red Riding Hood in front of the Big Bad Wolf.

“Woof, woof!”

Obama instinctively sensed that the class leader’s combat power was dozens of times greater than that of Gong CaiCai, so he took advantage of the situation and barked viciously at Gong CaiCai a few times.

Even dogs bully her when they see her, Gong CaiCai sure is pitiful…