I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 615: Public Trial

“Shit, you damn molester.”

Xiong YaoYue couldn’t hold herself back and slapped me right across the face.

The loud and clear sound of flesh against flesh reverberated around the valleys.

Ah, Ai Mi, do you hear that? It could be the last sound that your brother made in this world…

I was worried about the knives hanging on the grill racks behind me, so I tried to stand firmly. My body shook a bit, but it didn’t look like I took much damage.

“It looks like you can take a beating.” Xiong YaoYue was still angry, “Then take my tornado kick.”

Damn, it really is a tornado kick! She spun her body around mid-air and drove her Li-Ning shoes straight towards my face. Is this a move she learned from Street Fighter 4?

I thought it would be hard to quell everyone’s anger if I didn’t take the hit. Thus I first eyed where the knives where hanging to avoid falling towards that direction. I used my wrist to gently deflect Xiong YaoYue’s kick with Yin Yang Sanshou, then I pretended to be injured and dropped to the ground while covering my face.

I felt like after learning the move from gramps, I’m becoming more immoral like gramps.

However, if it was Xiao Qin who attacked, I would never have had the leeway to divert the force while also pretending to be seriously injured.

It’s because Xiong YaoYue is an athlete and not a martial artist. She learned the tornado kick from a video game. The move does look cool, but it doesn’t have enough destructive power.

I covered my face while half kneeling on the ground. Before I could think of how to explain my vulgar behavior, Gong CaiCai had attracted everyone over with her crying.

“Cai Cai, don’t cry.” A boy with small eyes patted his chest and said, “You don’t have to worry about not being able to get married, I’ll marry you.”

This guy seems like one of the guys who worked with Eunuch Cao on one of his projects.

“Get lost.” Another boy sent him flying with a kick, then turned to Gong CaiCai and said with a smile: “Don’t listen to him, you can marry me. My family has a lot of luxury vehicles, so we’re a good match with your family…”

“What luxury vehicles? Isn’t it all just three wheel vehicles?” Someone interrupted.

“Get lost.” It seems like that’s his catchphrase, “Yeah, my family resells three-wheel vehicles, so what? I’m still able to go to Disneyland every year for my birthday…”

Eunuch Cao ridiculed him quietly from a safe distance: “It’s not even Hong Kong’s Disneyland, it’s a knockoff Disneyland in Dong Shan City. The type where Mickey Mouse is sitting inside a Gundam…”

The boy got mad when he heard and ran out the crowd to chase Eunuch Cao. Eunuch Cao yelled out ‘master, save me!’ while running through the bushes.

Why are you asking me to save you? I don’t even know who to ask to save my life.

Other than the boys who were jumping out to volunteer themselves to marry Gong CaiCai, it was all girls who looked at me with disdain and treated me as the enemy of all women.

“I was wondering why he was kind enough to cut melons for everyone to eat, but it turns out he just wanted to take advantage of the opportunity.”

“Yeah, lucky I was careful or he would have done the same to me.”

Stop dreaming. The girl who said had the same size breasts as Xiao Qin, so how would I mistake them for melons?

After committing such an unpleasant act, Loud Mouth didn’t stand on my side anymore.

“Ye Lin, you went too far. So now you’re bullying Gong CaiCai instead of Xiao Qin? Will you die if you don’t bully anyone?”

I bit my lip and tried to explain with remorse, “I… I thought Gong CaiCai was holding two melons…”

Loud Mouth rolled her eyes: “Then I would be holding two watermelons, you damn molester.”

Loud Mouth had a lot of fat all over her body, so in terms of volume, her breasts would be larger than Gong CaiCai’s…

“Well said, he’s a molester.” Someone shouted from the back of the crowd. It seemed like Sun Yu, who had always held discontent towards me.

Spurred on by Sun Yu and Gong CaiCai’s pitiful crying face, everyone unanimously said I was lying and shameless, that I should be dismembered by four horses and then have my body parts fed to the dogs.

“Woof.” Obama, who was tied to a tree, barked as if he was happy.

Why are you happy! Are you happy as long as you’re fed regardless of what it is? They all say good dogs save their masters… your my sister’s dog, so shouldn’t I count as half a master?

“Cut off his hands.” Someone shouted out.

“That’s right, that’s how we deal with molesters. He touched something I never even touched before.”

“Cut off his hands, cut off his hands, cut off his hands.”

Damn, they are all chanting in unison, are you guys trying to start the second Cultural Revolution?

Niu ShiLi stood at the back of the crowd and didn’t shout along with everyone else, but he also can’t help me out. He could only look at me while shaking his head as if to say:

“You could have done anything else but be a molester…”

The mountain-top barbecue instantly became a mountain-top public trial.

The class leader finally came over and looked at me, who was sitting down on the grass and too embarrassed to stand up, with both a questioning and compassionate look.

“Ye Lin, what’s going on?”

The class leader was focused on cutting the watermelon into equal pieces and didn’t personally see me squeeze Gong CaiCai’s breasts.

These kinds of incidents should be handled by teacher Yu, but when Sun Yu went to call him, he actually said:

“My students are very autonomous, I trust them to solve it on their own.”

It’s obvious you’re just pushing the job to the class leader! It’s because he was beaten before by a problematic student, so he’s afraid of it happening again. Does he think I won’t accept his judgment, then beat him up?

So the class leader became the chief judge, she asked the students who was shouting “chop off his hands” to quiet down first, then asked me:

“Ye Lin, why did you molest Cai Cai.”

Gong CaiCai was assisted by Loud Mouth and moved to sit down at a round stone, considered to be a witness seat.

I had no idea where Xiong YaoYue went.

Hey, you’re an important witness! If it wasn’t for you being nosy and telling the girls to bring melons to me, I wouldn’t have made this terrible mistake, so where did you go?

“I… I really didn’t do it on purpose.” I hammered my own leg in repentance, “Winnie brought me two melons in both hands twice. I might have had a slight heatstroke and thought Gong CaiCai was also holding two melons…”

Everyone’s eyes focused on Gong CaiCai’s chest. Gong CaiCai shrank back and used both her hands to cover her chest.

Don’t block the evidence! Let the jury see those balls clearly and that they really do resemble melons!

“Measure his temperature.” The class leader sent a look to Little Smart. Little Smart took out a contactless thermometer and walked to me.

“It’s less work to cut off his hands.” Little Smart was unsatisfied the class leader took an extra step to measure if I did have heatstroke.

It was hot outside and I went through some strenuous exercise of fighting mosquitoes, so the thermometer’s test result, was 38.1°C, which was already close to a heatstroke.

The class leader looked at the results and bit her lips, but didn’t make a judgment.

“The thermometer’s broken, cut off his hands.” Some people continued to shout.

“Cai Cai, how do you think we should punish Ye Lin?” The class leader asked Gong CaiCai after returning the thermometer to Little Smart.

“Jam a burning hot iron rod into his asshole until he dies of pain.”

Zhuang Ni replied from behind Gong CaiCai.

All the boys clenched their assholes when they heard the awful suggestion.

“Zhuang Ni, it has nothing to do with you. I’m asking for Cai Cai’s opinion.”

Zhuang Ni lifted the bangs that covered her right eye and said, “Class leader, if you are asking Cai Cai’s opinion, then that means you’re siding with Ye Lin.”

The class leader frowned, “How am I siding with Ye Lin?”

“Hmph, who doesn’t know Cai Cai never wants to get revenge. You can lock her up and starve her for ten days, then she will still thank you when you give her a glass of water.”

Zhuang Ni acted as the prosecutor and pulled Shu Sha down to the position of the defense attorney.

“That’s why since you asked for Cai Cai’s opinion, it means you’re siding with Ye Lin.”

“N-, no.” The class leader denied it, but her tone wasn’t resolute enough.

“It felt great, right?” Zhuang Ni suddenly asked me.

What do you mean, are you trying to make all the boys hate me? You should know best how it feels.

Not long ago, you tricked Gong CaiCai and told her you could make her breasts smaller by massaging it. You took her to a hotel and felt her up, so you’re the one who took advantage of Gong CaiCai.

“It doesn’t feel good at all.” I unintentionally yelled out due to my anger towards Zhuang Ni.

Gong CaiCai was frightened by my shout and gradually began sobbing again while covering her face, as if to say “I’m sorry it felt bad”.

“No.” I didn’t want to hurt Gong CaiCai, so I quickly said, “It actually felt amazing, I want to feel it again…”

The class leader kicked me down from behind. (Hey, you’re the defense attorney!)

Then, I don’t know if it was mostly boys or girls, but the students began stepping on my back, making sure I would never get up again.

I did not resist, since I deserved it. I only hope Gong CaiCai can feel better looking at this scene…

Teacher Yu sipped on oolong tea from a distance and said calmly: “As expected of my students, they are great at solving problems on their own.”

Just as I was accepting my fate, Gong CaiCai shouted out:

“Please stop kicking Ye Lin classmate anymore, he’s going to die.”