I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 628: Dangers of Soap

I slapped Eunuch Cao several times continuously to bring him back to life. Zhuang Ni blocked herself in front of the door of the bathroom, then narrowed her eyes and asked:

“Does anyone else want to enter? The electric traps on the inside all use salt water as a conductor.”

So I guess Eunuch Cao who stepped on pure water, which is a poor conductor, was fairly lucky.

Zhuang Ni, it looks like you know a lot about physics! I don’t think your knowledge would lose to me or Niu ShiLi.

“Zhuang Ni, what’s going on outside?” The class leader’s voice came from the bathroom, she probably heard Eunuch Cao’s screams, but she was naked and couldn’t come out to check.

Eunuch Cao, who had just woken up, reached out a trembling hand to me: “Master, you must fulfill your disciple’s last wish and burn the class leader’s nude photo as an offering, then I can rest in peace…”

“You’re too quiet.” I said, “Let me help you repeat it to Zhuang Ni.”

“No need.” Fearing death, Eunuch Cao shut his mouth.

Zhuang Ni was very upset that the class leader had opened the shower curtain and stuck her head out without getting dressed.

“Class leader, I’m warning you, if any of the boys see your body, I’ll stab out their eyes.”

What are you so nervous about? There’s still a large distance between the inner door and the outer door. Not to mention her body, I didn’t even see her hair.

“Ye Lin, are you out there?” The class leader, who was really worried about the situation outside, probably heard me talking to Eunuch Cao, so she asked me.

“I’m here.” I responded, “Eunuch Cao isn’t dead and the other boys weren’t killed by Zhuang Ni, so you guys can take a shower without worrying.”

It suddenly occurred to me that the class leader was naked while we had this conversation and it made me strangely excited.

The sound of some of the girls not taking a proper bath and playing with the water came from the bathroom. Was it because they had an hour, so they want to use up as much time as possible, right?

“How did you get a tan like this, do you wear bikinis a lot?”

It seems like someone was surprised at Xiong YaoYue’s tan. To be honest, nine out of ten people would probably think that Xiong YaoYue was born with wheat colored skin.

“≧0≦ The soap slipped out of my hand, it escaped.” It was a voice I was too familiar with, Xiao Qin’s voice.

“Cai cow classmate, did you hide it under your breast? Lift it up so I can look for it.”

Xiao Qin, that’s too cruel, did you directly shorten ‘Gong CaiCai dairy cow’ to ‘Cai cow’? She might be able to hide an eraser under her breasts, but I don’t think it could hide a bar of soap.

“I, I really didn’t… If Xiao Qin classmate doesn’t believe, I’ll lift it up and let you look…”

“Damn it, you actually can ‘lift’ it and it even looks tiring. If the child I have with Ye Lin classmate in the future doesn’t have any milk to drink, it’s all your fault.”

“Stop messing around, Xiao Qin.” Xiong YaoYue advised, “The class leader will spank you if you play around in the shower room.”

That really goes against her character since she always plays around. Did she already have a history of playing around in the shower, then getting spanked by the class leader?

Just the thought of the class leader spanking Xiao Qin or Xiong YaoYue’s butt made me almost have another nosebleed.

In order to not be stabbed to death by Zhuang Ni, who was guarding the door, I dragged Eunuch Cao back to our room. After Zhuang Ni rechecked the traps, she went back inside.

“Damn Zhuang Ni, she almost turned me into a roast pig.” Eunuch Cao complained to me, “Master you must avenge your disciple.”

“How.” I laughed at Eunuch Cao, who was kneeling spinelessly on the ground, while checking the toiletries I would need later.

Eunuch Cao gritted his teeth, “Master, as long as you can get Zhuang Ni pregnant, then that would be good enough as revenge for me.”

I almost dropped the box of soap I just took out, “You want me to put my hands on a terrorizer like Zhuang Ni? Why don’t you go and do it yourself.”

“I’m afraid of losing my life…”

“So I’m not afraid of losing mines?”

“Master, how can you compare yourself to me?” Eunuch Cao sucked up to me, “Master, you’re martial arts is unrivaled and you’re very brave…”

“You can definitely have a harem with your strength and will be eternally remembered…”

“Shut up, of course I’ll be eternally remembered if I make a move on Zhuang Ni.”

After chatting a bit with Eunuch Cao, the girls finally finished showering.

They came out one by one with wet hair and steam rising off their bodies. They were all wearing new clothes they prepared, so it wasn’t just a clean white t-shirt. Since we don’t have to hike at night, there were also some people who changed into a skirt.

Perhaps it was to make it easier to catch disobedient students, but the class leader did not change into a skirt. She replaced her jeans with a pair of white shorts, although it wasn’t as fabric saving as Xiong YaoYue’s shorts, it still exposed her two white legs and made all the boys stare.

Although she wasn’t wearing her class shirt since it still hadn’t dried after it was washed, she was wearing a t-shirt with a very similar color. It might be because it would make her easier to spot in a crowd like a general’s uniform.

So that means the class leader was dressed fully in white. When combined with her long black hair, she exceeded an out of the ordinary level of beauty.

Zhuang Ni, who was still dressed in black, walked behind the class leader like an escort. One black and one white created a very strong contrast.

Zhuang Ni had the same dress when she went up the mountain, but there wasn’t a speck of dust on it. Maybe Zhuang Ni has prepared countless pieces of clothes of the same style to ensure she still has clothes she likes to wear after a nuclear war.

Xiong YaoYue changed into a red sports vest and shorts. I don’t know if it’s just me, but she seems like she’s in deep thought compared to her usual self, did she get stuck on a level of a game?

I don’t know if she was trying to compare herself with the class leader, but Xiao Qin also changed into a white dress and tried to make herself look as cute as possible. But compared to the class leader’s model figure, Xiao Qin was more like the little girl next door.

Gong CaiCai wore a green dress as if it represented her favorite plant.

But when she just walked out of the bathroom, Obama came barking out of nowhere after he broke free of his leash and it made her run desperately towards the end the corridor. But she tripped and fell after only a few steps, so the class leader went to reprimand Obama and comfort Gong CaiCai.

“Ye Lin.” The class leader stopped in front of me with a leash in her hand and said, “The boys can start showering now. The floor is slippery, so don’t fool around inside. If anyone doesn’t listen, then discipline them, understand?”

How would I discipline them, spank their butts like how you spanked Xiong YaoYue? I don’t have a hobby of spanking men!

Wait, I think I already spanked your brother’s butt… but that was a misunderstanding. I didn’t feel any pleasure when I spanked your brother’s butt.

“I really want to wash Ye Lin classmate’s back…” Xiao Qin said to me.

I pointed towards the boys who were holding towers and shampoo, “I’ll let you wash my back if you knock all of them down.”

“Stop it ~(＞﹏＜) you already know I can’t touch other boys, so how about I poison them?”

Stop trying to act cute while proposing an actual crime!

Actually the class leader was worrying over nothing. When guys shower, usually they just pour water straight over their hands, they wouldn’t rub each other like the girls.

I heard from Xiao Qin that Xiong YaoYue slipped on the bar of soap and pushed Gong CaiCai. The two of them got tangled together and took a while to break apart because of all the soap on their bodies.

Of course, Gong CaiCai was going to cry, then the class leader got angry and Zhuang Ni was also angry. Xiong YaoYue sincerely begged for mercy on her knees and then fled.

Huh, isn’t that something to be happy about? Why does Xiong YaoYue look worried, does she feel ashamed for begging for mercy?

The teacher is also there when they boys are showering, so nothing bad happened like someone slipping on the soap.

“God doesn’t exist! It seems like someone already rinsed the floors.” Eunuch Cao mournfully knelt on the floors. He was in a pose where it looked like he wanted someone to screw his ass.

“I can’t taste the class leader at all. Peh, peh.” Eunuch Cao spat all the water he licked off the floors out of his mouth.

“I knew that someone would lick the floor, so I told Loud Mouth to use her foot water to rinse the floors.” I heard Zhuang Ni muttering to herself when I came out of the bathroom.

So that means Eunuch Cao drank the water Loud Mouth used to wash her feet.

The class leader had already ordered dinner beforehand. She told the special education school cafeteria to leave enough food for 40 of us, then it was distributed in a manner similar to a box lunch, room by room.

Of course it was more nutritious than a boxed lunch and it didn’t taste bad. It was definitely good for us since we all ate a lot of barbecue for lunch.

After eating our meals, it was about 7:00 p.m The sky was getting darker, but you could still see pretty well. I was thinking of waiting until 8:00 p.m to go outside to see the stars that are hard to see in the city, until I heard someone knocking on the door.

Eunuch Cao had gone to the washroom, so I was the only one in the room.

I thought it was Xiao Qin looking for me, but to my surprise, it was the dispirited Xiong YaoYue.