My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

Chapter 183: All Gods and Buddhas are Dogs (3)

Slowly, he began to feel a little drunk.

However, Uncle Sun was still very sober. The two of them chatted as they ate.

“Little Lu, let me tell you a story. There were once only four continents in the world: Dongsheng Shenzhou, Xiniu Hezhou, South Shantou Province, and North Shantou Province!”

Lu Ping suddenly burst into laughter!

“Hahaha! Uncle Sun, are you f*cking telling me Journey to the West?”

When he said this, Uncle Sun was stunned.

Lu Ping also reacted.

After all, in this world, although there were many myths that were very similar to Lu Ping’s memories, at the same time, there were also many things that were not true.

At the very least, there were no records of Journey to the West in the education that Lu Ping received from a young age.

Uncle Sun was also stunned.

He was just bored and wanted to find someone to brag to... Logically speaking, this was something that had been kept secret.

It shouldn’t still be circulating!

Both of them looked at each other suspiciously and began to think crazily.

Lu Ping thought, “Could it be that this old guy is a transmigrator?”

Uncle Sun thought, “Who did he hear it from? Huang Xiaoqi? Or the person who made him a chess piece?”

Lu Ping definitely didn’t want to expose his identity as a transmigrator...

Uncle Sun also didn’t want Lu Ping to know his identity...

“Hehehe!”

The two of them laughed at the same time.

Uncle Sun laughed and said, “Oh, the ancient books! I didn’t expect you to have read them too!”

“Yes, yes. I read them in the library when I was young...”

The two of them started to explain at the same time.

Uncle Sun picked up his wine glass and took a sip. He asked proudly, “Since you’ve read it, then I won’t bore you. Tell me, who is the number one hero in the Journey to the West?”

Lu Ping frowned and thought for a moment. Then he said, “It has to be Tang Taizong!”

Uncle Sun was furious. “Why him?”

“Without him, the Journey to the West would not have started!” Lu Ping said seriously, “Moreover, this guy came from a chaotic time and created a peaceful and prosperous era. He made outstanding military achievements and let the people live a stable and good life. He can be said to be the number one hero! If there was no peaceful and prosperous era, even if I took back the scriptures, I could only use it to wipe my ass. Who would read it?”

Uncle Sun’s eyes were about to spit fire as he glared at Lu Ping!

But for a moment, he did not know how to refute.

“Hehe, then let me ask you again. Who do you think is the most heroic person in Journey to the West?”

Faced with this question, Lu Ping thought for a moment and said, “If you want to talk about heroes... I think it should be Yang Jian!”

Upon hearing this name, Uncle Sun gritted his teeth and asked, “And why is that?”

“Sun Wukong is powerful, right? But, wasn’t he still defeated by True Lord Erlang Xiansheng? Furthermore, from the moment he ascended to godhood, Yang Jian’s combat strength is considered top-notch among his peers. That is to say, he doesn’t have any good magic treasures to back him up. Otherwise, he might not have been defeated in a battle with an expert from the previous generation!”

Uncle Sun said angrily, “Did he win that battle? No! That was a sneak attack from Grand Supreme Lord Jun!”

Lu Ping curled his lips and said, “He wasn’t at a disadvantage before the sneak attack!”

“Hehe! In your eyes, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, is nothing, right?” Uncle Sun said.

Lu Ping sighed and his eyes sank into his memories. “Monkey King? He’s just a pitiful person!”

“He’s the Monkey King, why would he need you to pity him?” Uncle Sun was not convinced.

Lu Ping said in a deep voice, “From the moment he was born, every step he took was within the calculations of others. He acted according to the ideas of others. Even his most trusted master, Elder Bodhi, was just a faker. His unyielding personality was forcefully smoothed out and he was put in a golden cage to be raised like a dog. Isn’t he pitiful?”

As Lu Ping spoke, Uncle Sun gulped down mouthfuls of strong liquor.

The fire in his eyes seemed to be unstoppable.

Lu Ping sighed, “The true great sage has been dead ever since he wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace. It doesn’t matter now!”

As he spoke, he also drank a glass of strong wine!

But at this time, Uncle Sun’s emotions had already calmed down a lot, and his eyes were filled with loneliness.

“Then what do you think you should do if you become someone else’s chess piece?” Uncle Sun asked with a deep meaning.

Lu Ping laughed. “If I were a monkey like that, I would have to accept it. The opponent is too strong. What can I do? I can only secretly hide the sharpness of my claws and teeth and work hard to raise my cultivation level so that I can change later!”

Lu Ping suddenly laughed again. “But if that’s the case, isn’t Yang Jian also a dog? Among all the Gods and Buddhas in the sky, apart from those few true saints, who isn’t a dog? Therefore, it’s better to say that there are no heroes in the Journey to the West!”

Uncle Sun also laughed heartily. “Hahaha, that’s right! All the Gods and Buddhas are dogs! That’s great!”

They started to drink happily.

Lu Ping fell into a deep sleep.

But Uncle Sun was still drinking!

Suddenly, there was another person in the room.

It was Kong Xuan!

He was the Kong Ming that Lu Ping knew.

To him, the name Kong Xuan had long disappeared after he was taken in as a mount. He did not want to mention it.

He looked at the old man in front of him and Lu Ping, who was lying on the table.

Kong Xuan sat down, picked up the wine bottle and said with a smile, “It’s a good choice to drink with him. The Heaven’s secrets are hidden, and his karma is not obvious. I can’t calculate the karma in front of you and me. Only a saint can conceal it with his own hands. How can the two of them, who are far away, calculate such a terrifying thing?”

Uncle Sun’s eyes turned even sharper. “Back then, there was a great calamity and only the Dragon and Phoenix races both escaped the control of the Heavens. However, I wonder what the great calamity will be this time?”

Kong Xuan looked up at the sky and said with a smile, “Before the Great Father spoke, no one knew what the calamity would be. They could only plan ahead. Perhaps, they will be struck by the calamity, and they will have a chance to survive and transcend!”

“The calamity is also an opportunity!”

The two looked at each other.

Uncle Sun looked at Lu Ping at the same time and said with a smile, “Kid, you can be a chess piece for us in this calamity. We will let you have a taste of being schemed against!”