My Pick Up Artist System

Ben's mind raced as the blonde threatened him at fistpoint…

'Am I screwed?' He was in deep trouble, staring down the barrel of an arm...

'No, even though I can't escape, I still have one ace up my sleeve.' Ben planned to use his secret weapon…

As the boyfriend's fist was about to come down on Ben's face, he launched his counterattack!

"RAAAPPPEEEE!"

…

"RAAAPPPEEEE!"

…

The three men stood frozen in place with disgusted faces…

Tyler grimaced. "What the f*ck are you doing?"

"TYLER'S TRYING TO R.A.P.E ME!"

…

Ben hoped the noise would attract nearby students and put off these attackers. However, there wasn't enough time! They wouldn't give him the chance to wait for rescue!

"Shut the f*ck up!" The blonde c.o.c.ked his hand back again and prepared to deliver a strike to Ben's face! With his head against the wall, if he ate this punch, the damage wouldn't be light!

Right at that moment…

*Gurgle* *Gurgle*

To Ben's right, the third man started making weird cries. Everyone looked towards him…and discovered there was a pair of arms wrapped around his neck!

Someone was choking him!

Ben glanced at the person. It was his roommate Fariq! He held the guy in a sleeper hold!

Their room was right behind the guy, hearing Ben's shout for help, Fariq exited without making a noise and launched a surprise attack!

The blonde roared at Fariq. "Who the f*ck are you?!? Mind your own business!"

Fariq glared at the boyfriend from behind the back of the guy he was choking and replied in his Indian accent. "I'm the peacekeeper motherf*cker…"

At that moment, Ben knew he needed to do something. Fariq incapacitated one of them, but there were still two large men here. Although Ben didn't know what would happen, he reached into his pocket and touched the rough paper of a skill scroll he'd been saving for a while.

[Sonya Blade Leg Grab(Martial Skill Scroll, Consumable, Uncommon) x1 - Use on a targeted opponent to automatically perform the move]

He planned to use it! The first priority though was to avoid getting punched. So Ben pushed the blonde away!

The boyfriend's punching motion ended mid-swing as he stumbled back several steps. His eyes popped open, surprised by Ben's strength!

Next, Ben turned to Tyler and stared daggers at him. 'Activate!'

As the skill scroll consumable disappeared in motes of light, Ben felt something take control over his body. What happened next shocked him as much as it did Tyler!

Ben's hands grabbed Tyler's arm and jacket collar. Then, Ben jumped up, onto Tyler's neck! He was sitting on his shoulders with his balls in Tyler's face!

"NO!" Tyler released a muffled scream that cut short when Ben twisted his upper body backward, becoming upside down as his legs gripping on Tyler's neck used the momentum to spin him around and fling his fat ass back down the hall!

Pale, the boyfriend dodged to the side when he saw an incoming flying meat torpedo!

*Bam!*

Tyler smashed against the hard ground and continued rolling! When he stopped, he was on the brink of unconsciousness! He only managed to mutter one last word before passing out—"Gay…"

...

Except for the choking sounds from the one guy, the hallway was silent as everyone stared at Tyler's hot mess...

With his limbs strung about, he looked like a mannequin who lost his man card...

Ben was on the floor now, unsure how to feel about what happened...

He wasn't sure what the skill scroll would do. He was so busy recently that he didn't bother researching it and didn't see much need since it would work automatically. If he had checked it, perhaps he wouldn't have used it! Too disgusting!

Ben frowned. 'I wondered why the system would give me a fighting skill scroll...it's because it wasn't a fighting skill at all! It was more like a twisted s.e.x move!"

As gross as it was for Ben, the skill was even more effective in disabling the enemy. Even before Tyler suffered heavy damage from smashing the ground, he already ate fatal morale damage when Ben's balls and ass dropped on his face!

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Recovering from his shock, the blonde clenched his fists once again as he turned back to Ben and remembered he was still in a fight.

Ben knew it wasn't over. 'That's one, but still need to take care of Draco Malcuck…'

The boyfriend was much larger than Ben, and although he'd been working out and even took a strength pill, he didn't have any fighting experience. He didn't know what to do! Then, something came to mind… 'I've only ever practice one move in a real conflict…' Ben's eyes became ruthless…

With Ben on the ground defenseless, the blonde tilted one leg back as he prepared to deliver a soccer kick to the head!

*Bam*

A body crumpled to the ground! It was a devastating blow!

"Ahhh! He punched me in the d*ck!"

...

The return of the c*ckpuncher!

He'd been hiding, gathering his strength, and biding his time!

Many thought they saw the last of him when he was trapped in the fetish club, but they were painfully mistaken!

Comic book deaths were never final!

It was a dark time, but he persevered in that prison-like pit until he met a child that gave him hope, his little brother…

Together they climbed out, preparing for today, when the fire rises…

Now was the moment for him to blow up a football stadium and the entrances to the sewers! Every police officer in the city was underground looking for him and would now be trapped there!

Every single one!

Commission Gordon didn't leave one officer above!

Not even for traffic stops!

Neither could they escape! There was no exit! Not a single exit in the entire city's sewer system!

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Ben walked over to the boyfriend, who was lying on the floor, wailing with his face twisted in agony. Ben's strike was no normal attack; It was the lowest of blows...because he wielded the penga-penetrating power of a title...

[C*ckpuncher(uncommon): When punching a c*ck, targeted c*ck receives 30% bonus damage and a higher chance of permanent bending]

Ben didn't know if the boyfriend had joined the bureau of the bent…

Yet, crying there on the ground, he looked so pitiful…making Ben feel sympathy.

He got on one knee as he observed the blonde's awful condition. 'He's already so beaten and bruised. I've utterly humiliated him. In this scenario, the hero should be the bigger man and put out a helping hand…' Ben put on an expression of magnanimity and forgiveness as he reached out his hand to the boyfriend…

The blonde glanced at Ben's helping hand and started to feel a tinge of guilt for coming here to assault such a big-hearted person. He gazed into Ben's eyes as he raised his hand, preparing to accept Ben's kind assistance. The two shared a compassionate moment. "Leeroy..."

"Blondie..."

That's when Ben remembered something. 'Deadpool made close to a billion at the box office…'

Anti-hero was trending and Ben moved with the times!

*Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!*

"Blagh!" Blondie's hand was knocked aside! Ben faceslapped him over and over!

*Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!*

The helping hand turning into a heaping slap!

*Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!*

First Ben served an emotional faceslap!

*Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!*

And now there was a literal one!

*Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!*

It was a faceslap squared!