My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

" How do I look?"  Instead of her usual feminine voice, a masculine voice thanks to the voice alternating talisman echoed in the living room, which was so silent that one could have even heard the sound of a pin dropping on the ground.

Fu Yu Sheng stared at his wife who was dressed in a completely black suit with a matching black tie secured around her neck, Song Yan seemed to be more than apt in the art of makeup skills because she has somehow made her face look more masculine than feminine and with a wig that hid her long hair, she even did something to her eyes making one look awfully pale and grey while the other one was a shade darker making her look exceptionally dashing and mysterious.

But his gaze dropped to Song Yan's flat bosom and suddenly a sense of crisis rose in his heart. Where did they go? The double D's? His source of jiggling joy and happiness, where are they?

If he the husband was shocked then the shock that Fu Yu Shen received was even bigger than his, he looked at his sister in law who was now looking like a brother in law and tried hard to shut his mouth close that was hanging open in shock, but no matter how many times he tried he couldn't shut his mouth and just stared at Song Yan, his eyes opened wide.

Even Dai Deli rubbed his head and poked his pinky fingers in his ears to make sure he was seeing what everyone was seeing and hearing what everyone was hearing. He really couldn't come up with a possible explanation that will tell him why in the world the woman in front of him was now looking like a man, was it this easy for a woman to change herself into a man?

Seeing that no one was saying anything, Song Yan walked forward and then looked from one face to another before repeating, " Why aren't you saying anything, how do I look?"

" Like my doom."

" Wow, sister-in-law you look like a true man!"

" You look, nice sister-in-law."

Though both Fu Yu Shen and Dai Deli gave accurate responses Song Yan couldn't wrap her head around what Fu Yu Sheng said but before she could say anything, Fu Yu Sheng dropped on the couch with his face covered and groaned aloud, " Dear God, I did say that everything is momentary but I only said that as a joke, why did you have to take it seriously? Now, what am I going to do?"

Song Yan shut her mouth close, whatever she didn't have time for his weird antics, so she swallowed her words back and said, "Don't forget to take Chen Chen to the arcade after you are done with whatever you are doing." Then she turned to look at Fu Yu Shen as she said, " Lets go, I can come with you now right?"

Fu Yu Shen who was gazed at by those yin and yang eyes nodded immediately. " You can, of course, you can come with us, sister-in-law."

Now his sister-in-law looked even more fantastic than him, so there was no problem with her coming with him, even Dai Deli didn't say a word of refusal this time. Fu Yu Shen's sister-in-law has done so much for making sure that she would be able to keep an eye on her reckless brother-in-law, what else can he say about it?

When neither of them said anything, Song Yan nodded and then turned to look at Fu Yu Sheng and said, " I will be leaving now."

The latter raised his head and met her gaze and then she noticed how his gaze fell despondently on her bosom and her cheeks heated up, now she understood why he was acting like someone has taken his lifeline away, even though she didn't remember a lot of things regarding what happened on the night of their wedding, she did remember her chest feeling like it has been squeezed and bitten by a dog.

Before Fu Yu Sheng was too stoic and never showed anything on his face as he learned from the teachings of his family but now that she has removed the suppressant, his facial features were a lot more expressive, a bit too much for her liking.

She wanted to ignore him and walk away but when she noticed just how he was gazing longingly at her bosom, she could only lower her head and whisper in his ears, "It's just a corset that I brought from the movie set don't look at me like that."

As she straightened up, she was almost blinded by the glow in Fu Yu Sheng's eyes and uncomfortably cleared her throat as she turned to look at Fu Yu Shen and Dai Deli who was looking at her in confusion, she coughed and said, " Its nothing I was telling him to take better care of Chen Chen and not do something stupid as losing him."

Only then did the two nod, they didn't know why she has to whisper something like that in Fu Yu Sheng's ear but maybe it was because she has to say a lot of threats along with it as well.

The two of them have never married and had no idea about how things worked between a married couple, so they could only nod and walk out of the house as Fu Yu Sheng followed Song Yan and waved his hand at her like a good wife when she stepped out of the apartment. " Don't worry just do your thing, I will keep a good eye on our son."

Fu Yu Shen: "….." Second brother, you are scaring me, all right?

Song Yan shook her head and then motioned the two men to follow her as she headed straight towards the elevator, she didn't say anything in response to what Fu Yu Sheng has said but seeing that he was still standing there with a patient smile on his face, she raised a tentative hand and waved back, only too see his eyes widened followed by an explosive smile and that was the last thing she saw before the elevator shut close.

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