Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Bull Demon King: Big hero! Didn't you tell us that you are going to send us some Red Envelopes after the three saints reward you something?

God Erlang: That's right! How many days has it been? Are you trying to break your promise?

Wei Xiaobao: God Chen! We want Red Envelopes!

Chen Xiaobei: Here I come! I will never break my promise! I'm just thinking what to put inside the Red Envelopes.

The truth was that Chen Xiaobei had completely forgotten about it due to his training. Everyone would be furious if Chen Xiaobei told them the truth. Rendered with no other option, he had to make up something do calm them down.

Zhu Bajie: With that being said, are you going to give us something new this time? Follow current s on (ꜰ)ir(e).nᴇt

Moon Lord: What kind of new stuff? I'm really looking forward to it! It will be nice if you give me some alcohol! I'm so sick of WaHaHa High-Cal Milk.

Yanwang: I want food! I just can't get enough of spicy sticks! However, I don't mind trying something new!

Xiao Tianquan: Right! Right! Right! I want food as well! It would be nice if I can receive delicacy that is as delicious as the sausages that I received last time!

Goddess Zixia: So much anticipation! The things that God Chen sends to us each time are incredible! I don't think he will disappoint us this time!

God Erlang: One, two, three!

Everyone: Quick!

God Erlang: One, two, three, four, five!

Everyone: We have been waiting for a long time!

God Erlang: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

Everyone: It's painful to wait for long!

Chen Xiaobei: Err… Who taught you this chant?

Everyone: Jiang Ziya is the one that taught us this chant! We will continue to shout in your face if you don't give us the Red Envelopes that you promised us! Quick!

Chen Xiaobei: I will definitely send them to you! I didn't say anything about breaking my promise! I need some time to prepare the new item for you guys… Just wait until tonight, I will send out a wave of Red Envelopes to the group!

Everyone: That sounds promising! We will be waiting for you!

Chen Xiaobei: I know…

"Shit! I just put myself in a difficult situation!"

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei felt frustrated after he pocketed his cell phone. With that being said, Chen Xiaobei could not send those deities that items that he sent them last time. However, there was not much time left. He was thinking really hard about the item that could satisfy all of them. If they were happy with the new item, they might send some Red Envelopes in the group and Chen Xiaobei might be able to snatch them. However, Chen Xiaobei was worried that the new items might disappoint them. By then, all his effort would be wasted. In other words, there would be no Red Envelopes sent to the group if they were not happy with him.

"What should I send?!"

With his brow knitted, Chen Xiaobei had to think really hard about the items that he was going to send to them later. Firstly, there were old and young deities and monsters in the group. Secondly, there were tens of thousands of members in the Red Envelope group! Lastly, he had to get everything done before tonight!

"Xiaobei? What's the matter? You have solved Secretary He's problem. Why are you frowning?" asked Elder Luo.

"Oh right! I have something that I need to ask Secretary He!"

"Mr. Chen. Ask away. I will tell you everything that I know!"

"Secretary He, I know that you are in charge of all the trade in Dragon City. You should know all the products in the market better than anyone else. I would like to know if there's anything that everybody likes? It would be best if the item can be acquired easily and the price is cheap!"

"You have come to the right person! There is one thing that fulfills your requirement!"

"What?!"

"Street food! For example, braised pork, fermented soy milk, and boiled cow's stomach are Dragon City's residents' favorite delicacies!"

"Erm… I have to add on one more requirement. Everyone around the country has to like it…"

The new requirement that Chen Xiaobei just added was actually very important. He could still remember that he almost vomited from drinking the fermented soy milk.

"Everyone around the country has to like it… Got it! There is one thing that fits all your requirement!"

"What's that?!"

Even Elder Luo felt curious. He had no idea what kind of street food could fulfill all the requirements that Chen Xiaobei just mentioned.

"Spicy mini lobsters!"

"Yes! That's it! That's the thing that I've been looking for!"

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei clapped his hands. He could not agree more with the suggestion mentioned by He Yunqian. After that, Chen Xiaobei wanted to leave the premise but He Yunqian insisted to buy Chen Xiaobei and Elder Luo a meal to express his gratitude. Considering that he could only buy spicy mini lobsters at night, he did not reject He Yunqian's goodwill. During the dinner, Chen Xiaobei became the center of attention naturally. He Yunqian replaced the alcohol with tea and toasted with Chen Xiaobei for a couple of rounds. 

Under He Yunqian's strong request, he insisted that Chen Xiaobei call him Bro He instead of Secretary He. By right, Chen Xiaobei should call him Uncle He but he did not dare to stand on top Chen Xiaobei. After the dinner, Chen Xiaobei asked Elder Luo and He Yunqian a favor to look for the valuable ingredients to concoct the Skybreaking Cultivation Pill.

Following that, Chen Xiaobei rushed to the nearest night market and bought all the spicy mini lobsters. He then drove his car to a spot with no people and put a full trunk of spicy mini lobsters into a big Red Envelope. With the whole process being repeated for a few times, all the spicy mini lobsters in town were all bought by Chen Xiaobei. At the same time, those group members that did not like Chen Xiaobei started to cause a ruckus in the group.

Lei Zhenzi: @Chen Xiaobei! He is a big fat liar! Tens of thousands of us here have waited for him for the whole night! He did not even update us! It seems like he is going to break his promise!

Everyone: No way! God Chen really is going to break his promise? This is disappointing!

Monkey King: Everyone! Don't panic! My brother is a real man! He will never break his promise!

Yanwang: That's right! Everyone knows that God Chen is not that kind of person! Be patient! He will never disappoint us!

Lei Zhenzi: It's easier said than done! It's almost midnight! Where is Chen Xiaobei?

Chen Xiaobei: @Lei Zhenzi… My little follower! Seems like you miss me a lot when I'm gone! I'm here now. What should you do?

Lei Zhenzi: Uh… Welcome, Shishu…

Chen Xiaobei: @Jiang Ziya, Brother Jiang! Are you interested in making a bet with me? Let's bet whether will everyone be disappointed with the items that I send to the group!

Jiang Ziya: Um… No thanks…

Chen Xiaobei: @Everyone! Lift your fingers! Get ready! Set! Go!

Tapping his fingers on the screen, Chen Xiaobei sent the big Red Envelope to the group.